<Feralig8tr> I really wish people would leave my fucking drums alone
<Feralig8tr> I can hear the dumbasses hitting the sides every second
<Scizor> you have drums?
<Scizor> Make? :o
<Feralig8tr> itt Scizor forgets about Rock Band
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<Zhorken> I am still thinking of changing my name to Raymond
<Xikaze> Everybody will love you
<Zhorken> but then I'd have to facepunch a lot of people who'd go "lol everybody loves--"
* Zhorken facepunch Xikaze >:(
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<surskitty> (Sorry Butterfree)
<surskitty> (I'm sure someone cares about what you're saying more than a third of the time.)
<Butterfree> x3
<surskitty> (I mean, I don't know who.)
<surskitty> (But somebody somewhere probably cares.)
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<Xikaze> I have no idea what you're on about :( Verne ought to be back soon so you can be all phoenixwrighty again!
<Midnight> :( you need to get Phoenix
<Xikaze> from what I have HEARD it sounds wonderful
<Midnightr> OR I CAN TOTALLY MAIL IT TO YOU A LA VERNE
* Xikaze read "OR I CAN TOTALLY MAIL YOU A LAVERNE"
<Xikaze> and I was like :D!
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<Butterfree> What? SANDSHREW is evolving!
<Furret> :D Yay! <3 Graveler's awesome.
<Furret> Wait
<Furret> wtf
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<Xikaze> on the plus side I just got a "1UP" tee
<Feralig8tr> Woo
<Feralig8tr> Everyone will think that's cool and original
* Xikaze has quit (Ping timeout)
<Feralig8tr> YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
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<Furret> so yeah I just got a call from city hall
<Furret> they want my parents to call back when they're home
<Furret> I told him "go to fucking hell" and hung up. not the best move, probably... but...
<H-land> ...Not the best move, no.
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<Xikaze> nobody likes cars for sex
<Kaito> I did
<Kaito> It was madness
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<Eevee> slut is a state of mine
<Eevee> hahaha
<Eevee> mind
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<Midnight> <Xikaze> I kind of just want to slap everyone in the face and yell. "CHEER UP. STAY CLEAN. BE HAPPY. :|"
<Midnight> vote Xikaze 08
<Xikaze> Midnight: yay
<Xikaze> half of America would be annoyed and not listen to me though
<Xikaze> but I'd just use the armed forces
<H-land> Unless you did find a way to slap everyone in the face.
<Xikaze> "HEY. YOU. BE HAPPY. OR ELSE. HEY, I'VE GOT A TANK! :D"
<Xikaze> "...uh... why do you have a tank at my-" "HAPPY. :|"
<Xikaze> "o... okay. :<"
<H-land> Xikaze: What of the unhappy soldiers?
<Xikaze> H-land: they won't be
<Xikaze> they'll be on peacemaking missions :>
<Xikaze> they will wear peace signs
<Xikaze> and carry peace rifles
<Xikaze> that shoot little bullets of peace
<H-land> And the happy drug dealers who become unhappy when everyone else stops buying their drugs?
<Xikaze> I'll just kill those.
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<Feralig8tr> I am made of concepts
<Feralig8tr> And lack the skill to make them a reality
<Feralig8tr> You have no idea how much I loathe that
<Scizor> hey
<Scizor> you're like George Lucas! :D
<Feralig8tr> Yeah but I'm not a whore
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<Feralig8tr> This is the good thing about Nintendo
<Feralig8tr> The way they do the "We don't fix anything" deal
<Feralig8tr> When they get it right the first time
<Feralig8tr> The sequel is even better
<Zhorken> they fix things
<Feralig8tr> Zhorken: Well
<Feralig8tr> Yeah
<Feralig8tr> But I'm just saying that to emphasize how slow they are to react to their consumer base
<Feralig8tr> "Nintendo never fixes anything" is easier to type
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<Shiva64> ...
<Scizor> half of the time Shiva64 just says ...
<Shiva64> half of the time you guys are just demented ; ;
<Scizor> no
<Scizor> half of the time we're not demented!
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<Butterfree>
http://www.freewebs.com/shinyriolu654/sprites.htm
<surskitty> "Please don't clam these sprites are yours or steal them!Well,I don't know what stealing is,but atleast say Lucarilution made them."
* Butterfree clams the sprites
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<Feralig8tr> go-juice beats the shit out of petrol
<Feralig8tr> So there
<Zhorken> go-juice sounds like an energy drink
<Zhorken> a lame one
<Feralig8tr> Zhorken sounds like an ocelot
<Feralig8tr> a lame one >:|
<Zhorken> >:)
<Zhorken> *>:(
<Zhorken> fuck
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<surskitty> so
<surskitty> am I awesome
<surskitty> or awesome
<Harlequin> i think you're awesome
<Harlequin> but you might just be awesome
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<surskitty> oh dear gods Twilight has random colour-changing eyes?
<Midnight> well
<Midnight> they're not /random/
<Midnight> surskitty; vamps have red eyes when recently fed with human blood, gold eyes when recently fed with non-human blood, and black eyes when needing to be fed (after a month iirc)
<surskitty> Midnight: ....
<Verne> om nom
<Verne> makes it easier to raise a baby i'm guessing
<Verne> mood eyes
<Verne> oh hey look its eyes are blue it's happy
<Verne> now they're yellow they're hungry
<Verne> now they're black
<Verne> i don't know what that one means but i'm going to go lock it in the basement
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<Furret> Eevee, I found an error. :o
<Eevee> you're an error
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<Xikaze> I don't get a lot of things that I discuss here
<Xikaze> laid, for example
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<NWT> this person has misspelled DIGLET
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<Xikaze> When I got here I looked at the cat and wondered why it hadn't been active at all today
<Xikaze> then I realize that it got disconnected sometime in the morning
<NWT> your... cat got disconnected?
<Xikaze> ...*chat
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<Xikaze> Omaba4pres
<Xikaze> ...
<Xikaze> that was a typo, I'm not stupid
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<Xikaze> haha
<Xikaze> these boxers leave nothing to the imagination
<Zhorken> that's because there is nothing to imagine
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<Midnight> <Verne> but you can't sneak through it and I don't know steal a pop or some underwear or something because the heater is blocking it
<Midnight> what's a pop
<Xikaze> ...
<Furret> soda
<Zhorken> soda
<Xikaze> soda
<Verne> it's a portal to a magical land
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<Fluffykins> I'm too sexy for all of youuu
<Xikaze> :O
<Xikaze> indeed
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* You are now known as MidnightSleep
* Xikaze is now known as Xi[zzz]
<MidnightSleep> ... :o
<Xi[zzz]> ... :o
<MidnightSleep> /quit
* Xi[zzz] has quit
<MidnightSleep> .... ahahaha
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* Shiva64 uses that to my advantage and kills Xikaze
* Tailsy has quit (Connection reset by peer)
<Shiva64> ...
<Xikaze> :( shit you missed and hit Tailsy
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<Xikaze>
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n44/GarandGuy55/WHall465.jpg
<Xikaze> this guy is weird-looking
<Xikaze> like he is in the wrong decade or something
<Zhorken> also he is more than half as tall as his house
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<Xikaze> "Your Windows drive has only 0 MB of free disk space available. This is a critically low amount of disk space."
<Xikaze> OH YOU THINK
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* Feralig8tr has changed the topic to: Happy egg day #tcod!
<Xikaze> it is Zombie Jesus Day :(
<Feralig8tr> He isn't a zombie
<Feralig8tr> he just had a bad connection and took like three days to respawn ~_~
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<Midnight> how old's opal again
<opaltiger> fifteen
<Midnight> ...
<opaltiger> cue surprise
<Midnight> o.o
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<surskitty> Brawl is slooooow
<Riiko> no it's not
<surskitty> yes it is
<Riiko> no :V?
<Feralig8tr> Riiko it did feel kinda slower to me
<Riiko> but
<Riiko> it's not
<Feralig8tr> yeah, but it feels like it
<Riiko> but it's not
<Feralig8tr> but it feels like it :(
<Riiko> but it's not :(
<Feralig8tr> okay
<Feralig8tr> but
<Feralig8tr> for the brief time I played
<Feralig8tr> it felt slower than Melee
<Riiko> however
<Riiko> it is not
<Xikaze> would you want to eat an apple that felt like a porcupine but wasn't
<Riiko> that is stupid and your analogy is stupid
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<Xikaze> men <3
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<Butterfree> Where exactly is the second floor of Wayward Cave? o_O
* Shiva64 (Shiva64@rox-AD638921.ipt.aol.com) has joined #tcod
<Butterfree> Oh, there it is.
<Butterfree> Missed it.
<Shiva64> ...
<Shiva64> i am not an it ;_;
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<Zhorken> I want a bath
<Zhorken> I also want to keep reading Penny Arcade
<Zhorken> maybe I could be super-careful
<Zhorken> with my laptop
<Zhorken> ...that is a terrible fucking idea
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<Tailsy> my babies would be food
<Tailsy> i mean
<Tailsy> loved and adored
<Tailsy> (for ten minutes in the oven)
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<Feralig8tr> I have Cheesasaurus Rex porn
<H-land> Do not want!
<Valor> Seen it.
<Xikaze> really gets your noodle goin'
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* Eevee invokes unexplained internet tf powers
<Feralig8tr> FORM OF
<Feralig8tr> A VEE
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<Eevee>
http://stuff.veekun.com/.dev/layout3/
<Espeon> I like the way it's all in some language
<Espeon> Maybe Latin
<surskitty> ...
<Scizor> ...
<Midnight> ...
<opaltiger> ...
<Xikaze> ...
<NWT> ...
<Eevee> ...
<Shiva64> ...
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<Shiva64> i wanna play KI so badly ;_;
<NWT> KI?
<Tailsy> Kitten Island
<Midnight> kid icarus
<Shiva64> Killer Instinct
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<Zhorken> I am an autotheist :3
<Zhorken> as of ~right now~
<Midnight> you mean
<Midnight> you worship yourself?
<Zhorken> of course
<Zhorken> and hey
<Zhorken> I can ~prove I exist~
<Eevee> hahaha
<Zhorken> and watch
* Zhorken takes Eevee's ears and folds them over his eyes
<Zhorken> this vee is blind
* Zhorken releases his ears
<Zhorken> and now I have cured him
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<Koori_Renchuu> Feral: Check the inhibition chip in your brain, is it working?
<Feralig8tr> I appear to have misplaced it~
* Feralig8tr sets ban on *!*@rox-57560412.dhcp.insightbb.com
<Feralig8tr> which, for you
* Koori_Renchuu has been kicked from #tcod by Feralig8tr (is bad news bears)
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* Dewgong regurgitates into Xikaze's mouth
<Xikaze> D:
<Xikaze> why
<Dewgong> :]
<Dewgong> CHEW IT
<Dewgong> I SAID
<Dewgong> CHEW IT NAO
<Dewgong> D:<
<Xikaze> that is not acceptable D:
<Dewgong> NOW OR YOU ARE GOING UPSTAIRS TO YOUR ROOM LITTLE MAN
<Xikaze> I'm older than you >:(
<Dewgong> EAT IT
<Xikaze> :(
<Dewgong> I REGURGITATED IT SO IT WOULD BE EASIER FOR YOU - WITH LOVE FROM MY HEART
<Xikaze> if there are professional jobs that are based around totally ruining the mood you would be a very wealthy twelve year old
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<Zhorken>
http://www.dragonflycave.com/forums/showpost.php?p=297545&postcount=62 jewis
<Zhorken> m
<Zhorken> JEWISM
<Zhorken> "And sorry if I got any religiongs messed up, cause I am not eduacated in that area."
<Zhorken> I can tell
<Zhorken> that you're not especially eduacated in ~any~ area
* surskitty (Floop@rox-443CB9F4.bltmmd.fios.verizon.net) has joined #tcod
<Zhorken> hay surskitty
<Zhorken>
http://www.dragonflycave.com/forums/showpost.php?p=297545&postcount=62 jewis
<Zhorken> m
<Zhorken> also "And sorry if I got any religiongs messed up, cause I am not eduacated in that area."
<surskitty> it's not eduacated in any area
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<Zhorken> people are all
<Zhorken> "hello"
<Zhorken> "eggs"
<Zhorken> and I'm just like
<Zhorken> "BELIZE, bitches!"
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<opaltiger> so how do I recognise a good headset
<H-land> It will come up to you dressed in a suit and tie, shake your hand and introduce itself, and offer you a drink.
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<Xikaze> "I'm straight too, and female, but don't try and argue with a woman. It rarely ever works.
<Xikaze> My teachers say I have a high chance of becoming a lawyer "
<Xikaze> heehee
<Xikaze> and I will coordinate an entire group of lemmings to dance to Backstreet Boys music by friday
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<Zhorken> I have the house to myself~~~
<Zhorken> for hours~~~
<Tailsy> have a rave!
<Harlequin> a NAKED rave!
<Xikaze> with sex!
<Xikaze> forget the rave, actually!
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<Xikaze> if ditto needs ovaries ditto makes ovaries
<Walker> if it needs a penis it makes a penis
<Xikaze> ditto get what ditto want
