Let's Play Pokemon Fire Red!

Inspired by Blaziken, I have decided to make my own Let's Play. It's my first one, so I'd like C+C.

Chapter 1: The adventure begins!



Ooh, shooting star. I wish tha-



WHERE'S MY SHOOTING STAR?!?!?!? HEY ASSHOLE, YOUR BLOCKING THE SCREEN!



Awesome! Go Gengar!



NOO! Gengar, defend yourself!



WAT. Who won?!?!!? But hey, badass inferno screen slightly makes up for it.



Blah blah bl- OMFG THAT PIKACHU ISH SHOOOO KYOOOT.



Can't say the same about you, bitch.



Why thank you!



Named after a tree. How original.



They also say that to Elm, to Birch, to Rowan, to Juniper...




WTF where did that Nidoran F come from? Maybe it came from... HOLY SHIT OAK YOU DISGUSTING PERV.




No shit.



You sound like my girlfriend.



I always choose boy. Always. But the name! Let us name this chap. I have a superstition that I will always triumph when I name characters after myself. But since this is an LP, start suggesting names!

I suggest ☆☆☆☆☆☆

^seconded.

We cannot do stars, sorry.

One of these:

ERIDAN

TAVROS

SOLLUX

KARKAT

GAMZEE

EQUIUS

IT MUST BE CUVIER
Or Waydie

I have chosen! Wait 24-48 hours for update.

Are we going through the entire. frigging. game?

Up to the champion (I hope).

Have you made up your mind yet?

Everglider said:

Have you made up your mind yet?

Click to expand...

I liek Squirtles said:

I have chosen! Wait 24-48 hours for update.

Click to expand...

Don't tell me we'll be picking every attack...

No! Of course not, just maybe some of them.

Sorry for the wait. The computer with the LP stuff was being repaired. HERE WE GO!!

LAST TIME: We meet an escaped Alzheimer's patient!


Oh, yes.I'm going for a sitcom based run. So yeah. GEORGE LOPEZ FTW.


OH GAWD IS TEH ASSHOLE TAKE COVER. Sooo, starting an asshole count. Currently at 1.5


And I kicked his sorry ass. Asses have a lot to do with this guy, you'll see soon. ;)


See? This is what I mean. This 'professor' is Alzheimic. And those names? Fugheddaboud them! I have a much, much better name...


AWW YEAHH!!!! This leads to lots of fun coincidenties later on.


Old man forgets even more stuff. And then he claims that is the boy's name. Yeah what a role model. No wonder his grandson is a bully.

*do do do do do and shrinkage*



GODDAMIT PIKCAHU KO THE FUCKING PUFFBALL- Yeah George is addicted. When he decided to move he went to the computer and took out some medicine. George if you are contacting Conrad Murray I swear you won't play Smash Bros for a year. Changed the text speed to fast. We all know why. Also, a bed count. Beds. They seem to be worth gold. Heck, they could be gold. They don't mention it anywhere.


Oh and here we have our mamá going deep. And she got all that watching TV? Yikes.

I'll have to cut it short, guys. Around 10:40 over here.

Counts:
Asshole Count: Gary+Oak=1.5
Bed Count: G.Lopez's bed=1

Next time: We choose a starter! (sitcom theme ends with starter I promise)

this is so awesome. =D

This is, but what starter did you pick?

I'm going to take a wild guess and say Squirtle.

Omigosh yes how did you know. So, uh, I can has C+C? I know this can be better.

LAST TIME: We meet an asshole our rival!


And we are in Pallet Town, the Town of Many Colors. After barging, ahem, entering houses and talking to the locals, I conclude that the only people not delusional are Mama Lopez, Daisy, and me. To the lab!


WhatisthisIdon'teven- What the hell is he doing here? Oh right, he is the grandson of el paciente de Alzheimer's. Speaking of which, where is he?


Who the- YOU AREN'T MY MOTHER.


*cracks knuckles* I have to fists, don't I?


Where is he taking me? OAK YOU DISGUSTING PERV. GET AWAY FROM ME.


How can you be fed up if you're THE one and only ASS? Also, Oak forgets that he invited THE ASS.

Aaand we choose our starter!


Meh.


No.


:D


:DDD


Asshole. I'm leaving!


Fuck off.


Believe it, sistah!


Hrm.


I'm gonna tell Jenny, you drug dealers.


And we are in La Ciudad del Verde!


Remember kids, always do what high old men say!


And so my errand boy career begins. FUUUUUUUUU-

NEXT TIME: We catch a Pokemon!

Asshole Count: Old man+Poke Mart Clerk=3.5
Bed Count: 1

So, what should my team be?

SCYTHER SO MUCH SCYTHER

Or a Raichu named Spunky =D

Teehee, I like this so far. :3 Especially the kick-ass names. (Sheldon YESH)
The team should consist of... Caterpieeeeeeeee! And name them FRED!!

Pidgey, Rattata, Weedle, Caterpie....not many choices...unless you count Spearow and Nidoran west of Viridian.....

Anyway, Pidgey, Nidoran (Any gender), Caterpie, and Mankey (You find that more west of Viridian)