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Weird Mail - revived

Mad MOAI

Mad MOAI

Actually more of a harmour fan
Originally by Zeta Reticuli, but I didn't want to bump.

Did you ever get any weird mail or e-mail? I just did.

I recieved an e-mail saying I won 1 million euros in the Holland lottery.
 
Do text messages count? If so, I got a text message on my phone once that said, "not tonight shes getting suspicious. i dont wanna get caught."
 
I got a spam e-mail from some Japanese online dating site once.

It was in Japanese, of course, so I had no idea what it was until I copy-and-pasted the whole thing into Babelfish.
 
My sister got a text, if texts count, on Christmas that said "<3 thx u 2!!!!!!"
 
Uh, well I got one that asked me to sign a petition with my email address so I could save the internet.

xD
 
i had one in japanese offering to give me a free penis enlarger.

FREE. PENIS. ENLARGER...



i replied "I quite like the size of my weiner thank you very much". they haven't replied since.
 
Well, I know someone who got an email saying they're the kin of this dead person, who wants to give them six million US. You have to give your credit card number, the usual scam.

And recently I got a spam, exactly the same but the person deposited the money to some European bank, lost the ability to talk, and was divorced nineteen times.

Mmhmm~
 
I keep getting spam about Viagra and penis enlargement and shit like that. I feel like e-mailing them back to tell them "GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
 
I don't get any odd mail. I used to get stupid comments on bebo asking to go on this webcam for "a bit of fun". Funny thing is, they thought I was male. O.o Um...ok...
 
I don't look in through my spam often, but let's see what I can dig up...

Okay, here's one that's supposedly from "me" and the subject line is "I've got problems, can't find u". Personally I don't see what the point is by pretending the email is from myself, seeing as I would probably remember sending myself an email, and also me not being able to find myself is a little concerning.

Another one from "me" titled "Why did you leave me?".

One from "Stella Reed" informing me how I can "Find out the secrets of length-boosting your little instrument". And other emails with similarly dumb innuendos. -.-;; I guess they still haven't realized that I don't have a penis.
 
I got a postcard once that was apparently supposed to be sent to someone named Janina. And the whole thing was just "die die die die die die die die", ect. covering the whole side of the card. Probably not a good friend of hers.. xD
 
"SO BIG, MY UNDERWEAR ARE TOO TIGHT"

I got a text message once and it said "NO, NO, NO STOP. I DO NOT WANT THIS TO HAPPEN." from a weird 888-8888 number or something.
 
Heh. I keep getting these emails from these (probably fake) women saying 'I saw your ad, I also like sex on the side' etc. I delete 'em.

Actually, my Gmail account receives about one hundred bits of spam a day.
 
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