Make a Fake (Pokemon)!

So, yeah, just a thread to write down any fake pokemon you've thought up. Sorry if this thread's been done before:

So, here's your template. You don't have to use all of these:

Name:
Element:
Type: (You know, like how Latias is "the Eon pokemon". That sort of thing)
Ability:
Height:
Weight:
Description:
Inspiration: (Where you got the idea and name for this pokemon)
Pokedex Entry:
Legendary?: (Yes or no)
Gender Ratio:
Egg Group
Evolutions/Devolutions:
Base Stats:
HP:
Atk:
Def:
Sp. Atk:
Sp. Def
Spd:
Attacks: (If you make up a new attack, describe it)
Tier: (If this were available to players, what tier do you think it'd be in? For reference, there's Uber, which are too powerful for normal play, OU or Overused, who are commonly seen in Competitive, and UU or Underused, which are less common because of some limitation)

Here's one I made up:

Name: Mydria
Element: Psychic/Normal
Type: Brainwave
Ability: Subsonic (All pokemon in battle against it will become confused upon entry. Can be healed with Persim or Lum berry or with Yellow Flute, though will be confused again if withdrawn and sent out. Does not affect pokemon with "Soundproof)

Height: 2'00''
Weight: 18 lbs.

Description: Its body structure is like Mew's (Big head, small body, large legs). Sweeping back from its head are two long, thick antennae that end in three small, inward facing "hooks". Its face is round and its cheeks sweep towards the back of its head to points. Its eyes are very large and have no pupils, irises or whites, instead just swirling colors. Its body is frail, and instead of arms it has small fairy-like wings, that are split like a butterfly's. It has four thin tails with glowing tips.

Inspiration: It may seem like a Mew ripoff, but it's actually based around the idea of mind-alteration, brainwave entrainment in particular, which is manipulations of sound frequencies to alter one's mind in some way. It originally had a very different design, but it was too awkward, and it just turned out to be very Mew-like. Its name comes from the term "mydriasis", which is the dilation of the pupils due to, among other factors, hallucinogen use. I just thought it sounded cool. >_>
Gender Ratio: 50% Male, 50% Female
Egg Group: Cannot breed
Evolutions/Devolutions: None

Base Stats:
HP: 30
Atk: 20
Def: 15
Sp. Atk: 115
Sp. Def: 60
Spd: 50

Pokedex Entry: This pokemon is incredibly frail. To ward off predators, it developed a powerful brainwave frequency that distorts the minds of anything that comes near it.

Legendary?: Sort of. It's very, very rare, but not a legend.
Tier: Uber, most likely. Its stats are pretty sad except for its Sp. Atk, but that ability's pretty insane.

Ok, here's me, (Alxprit), but he's not much of an original creation.

Name: Alxprit
Element: Psychic
Type: Imagination Pokemon
Ability: Levitate

Description: Alxprit has the Lake trio's body, which is a Mew-like body with small, pointy feet, two thin tails that end in Maple leaf shaped points, each "leaf" with a red jewel encrusted in it. One tail points up and the other points down. Also, he has two thin hands with two small fingers each.
The highlight is the head. Unlike the other members of the Lake Trio, it has a large green helmet with two large spikes coming out each side (four on the back, arranged in a square) except the front, which instead has a very large A on it.
The eyes are normal and there is a red gem on its forehead.
On my DeviantArt: http://latiaslord.deviantart.com/art/Alxprit-111735646

Inspiration: One day I had a dream that a fourth member of the lake trio existed within the imagination, so I made a Lake Trio member with abnormal features and somewhat narcissistic properties. No biggie.

Pokedex Entry: "It is an elusive creature that is said to only appear within the dreams of children. Legends say it's a meld of the other lake guardians."
Legendary?: Yes
Tier: Borderline, probably. I don't see Alxprit fighting, but he if did he'd probably be weaker than the other Lake Trio members.

You forgot some stuff, like gender ratio, egg groups and evolutions/devolutions, but I'll do one anyway.

Name: Banshain
Element: Ghost/Steel
Type: Sensitive Pokémon
Ability: Sensitive Heart, a ability unique to Banshain. Unless Happiness is over 100, Banshain can't use moves that are super effective against the current enemy. If happiness is maxed, then super effective moves do 25% more damage.

Height: 4'9" (1.5 metre)
Weight: 22 lbs.

Evolves from: Spirittle (level up with maximum happiness)
Evolves to: None
Gender Ratio: 50% M 50% F
Egg group(s): Indeterminate

Description: this picture, drawn by Kratos Aurion, original by me.

Inspiration: Banshees, tortured spirits, combined with chains and with the look of voodoo-dolls. The name is a combination of Banshee and Chain.

Pokedex Entry: Banshain is extremely sensitive, unless they get lots of love and care from their trainer, this Pokémon will go into a deep depression. It's said that if Banshain is neglected for to long, it's chains will grow stuck into the ground until it feels loved once again.
Legendary?: No, but it's devolution, Spirittle, is a bit rare.

Base Stats:
HP: 75
Atk: 130
Def: 70
Sp. Atk: 130
Sp. Def 70
Spd: 55

Attacks: Banshain would haver a wide move pool, being learn moves such as Gyro Ball, Dark Pulse, Shadow Claw, Thunder Bolt and Fake Tears for example. It would also be able to inherit the Elemental Punches if the father was a Dusklops/Dusknoir, and Pain Split if the father was a Misdreavus/Mismagius.

Tier: OU, because of the wide movepool, HUGE asset of defences, three immunities, and a high attack and special attack stat, making it effective in both parts.

Name: Bruant
Element: Fire
Type: Pyromaniac
Ability: Flame Scorcher (made my own)
Height:2'03"
Weight:29.6 lbs.
Description: Bruant is yellow all over has a puny body with stubby legs and arms and an enormous head. It has an enormous mouth and blown-up cheeks.
Inspiration: The name sounds a bit like burnt and the opening mouth reminded me of an old Lilo& Stitch character who created black holes when he opened his mouth.
Pokedex Entry:This small creature live alone as the flame they produce in their mouth can be a danger hazard. Whenever it opens its mouth, flames accidently build up and spit out.
Legendary?: no
Base Stats:
HP: 30
Atk: 20
Def: 25
Sp. Atk: 70
Sp. Def 15
Spd: 20
Attacks: Ember, Scratch, Body Slam & Endure
Tier: Not fully evolved, UU

(Made him up on the spot)

Name:Dimenti
Element: normal
Type: Dimensional
Ability: Rift Jumper
Height:1'00"
Weight: 39.9 lbs.
Description: The chunky small pokemon has a badge with a cross on it thats stuck to its skin. It has 2 podgy legs with no feet. Its 2 arms are by its sides with 2 sets of claws on them. A white mask shows where his hidden eyes are.
Pokedex Entry:Dimenti can travel through time and space and through different dimensions simply by cutting holes in the dimension and jumping through it, it is unknown how it does this, there are a almost- extinct species.
Legendary?: hard to find but not a legendary
Base Stats:
HP: 55
Atk: 70
Def: 20
Sp. Atk: 50
Sp. Def 30
Spd: 10
Attacks: Rift Stabiliser (collides 2 dimensions at the enemy)
Slash
Taunt
Swift
Tier: UU

Name: Wolfreeze
Element: Normal/Ice
Type: The Wolfdog Pokémon
Ability: Freezing Body (contact with the Pokémon may freeze the foe).
Height: 4'06
Weight: 102 Pounds
Description: A wolf/huskey-like Pokémon, it is blue and wears a torn scarf. Also, it has claws, and the color of its scarf depends on its gender. Females have a dark pink one, and males have a dark blue one.
Inspiration: Because I feel we need more type combos, and Normal/Ice seemed like a good one to me. Plus, I really likes wolves and huskies.
Pokedex Entry: As a result of being exposed to the cold of a Never Melt Ice, it mutated from Wolfice. It battles with sharp claws and fangs, along with its ability to cause blizzards. (If it was in a real game, either the department store would sell Never Melt Ices, or you would be able to dig them up.)
Legendary?: No
Gender Ratio: 50% male, 50% female.
Egg Group: Field
Evolutions/Devolutions: Pre-evolved forms are Wolfie (Normal) and Wolfice (Normal/Ice).
Base Stats:
HP: 60
Atk: 70
Def: 50
Sp. Atk: 70
Sp. Def: 50
Spd: 60
Attacks: Ice Claw, which is an Ice-type version of Slash, etc. Blizzard Chomp, which is an Ice-type version of Crunch. It can also use many others.
Tier: OU

So, what do you think?

Name: Orsprey
Element: Steel/Dark
Type: Shield
Ability: Levitate
Height: 4'8"
Weight: 73 lbs
Description: Well, it's a bird with four wings that are like shields, and its plumage is a dusky, smoky blue. Its silver eyes are dead-looking and have a zombie-like glint in them. It has two talons and iron-hard feathers.
Inspiration: Idea- Birds and Steelix.
Name - Ore + Osprey
Pokedex Entry: Its four wings are like shield. The talons of an ORSPREY can grip anything and prevent escape.
Legendary?: No
Gender Ratio: Male 50%; Female 50%
Egg Group: Flying / Mineral
Evolutions/Devolutions: None

Base Stats:
HP: 56
Atk: 56
Def: 145
Sp. Atk: 56
Sp. Def: 145
Spd: 30
Attacks: I'm too lazy to fill this out.
Tier: OU / Tank

Name: Fungoid
Element: Poison/Grass
Type: Fungi
Ability: Cloud Nine (stops the effect of weather)
Height: 2'5"
Weight: 23 lbs
Description: This pokemon has long, thin droopy arms which stay by its sides, It is cream coloured with a white circle on its stomach. Its mushroom "hat" covers most of its eyes and it round with white lines across it.
Inspiration: Gloom & Vileplume
Pokedex Entry: It sticks itself to trees to gain power, if it focuses hard enough FUNGOID can sap the power out of any single tree.
Legendary?: No
Gender Ratio: Male 70%; Female 30%
Evolutions/Devolutions: 1 evolution called Fungui

Name: Kittox
Element: Normal/Poison
Type: Venomous
Ability: Venom Bite: If Kittox utilizes her fangs to bite a Pokemon, there is a 30% chance of being poisoned.
Height: 2 ft, 6 in.
Weight: 32 lbs.
Description: Kittox has very fluffy, dark purple fur. Its stomach area, however, is white. It has small, light purple, fox-like ears and red eyes, along with a single black tail and smallish fangs.
Inspiration: Idea: I wanted to make a fox Pokemon. The name "Kittox" popped into my head and the rest is history.
Name: Kitsune+Toxic (no, not Kitten+ox.)
Pokedex Entry: KITTOX stores a small amount of poison in its fangs. They often travel in groups, giving them a stronger chance of catching and immobilizing an enemy Pokemon.
Legendary?: No.
Gender Ratio: 50% male, 50% female
Egg Group: Ground
Evolutions/Devolutions: Evolves into Venomoux with a Leaf Stone. (why? The TCG comes to mind)
Base Stats: Will finish later.
HP: 70
Atk: 75
Def: 65
Sp. Atk: 70
Sp. Def: 70
Spd: 80
Attacks: Finishing later.
Tier: UU

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Name: Silur
Element: Water/Ground
Type: Silurian
Ability: Body Armour
Height: 3 ft, 1 in.
Weight: 32 lbs.
Inspiration: Idea: A pokemon based on something from the triassic period.
Name: (Smaller version of Silurian)
Pokedex Entry: SILUR scavenge the world to find traces of the triassic/jurrassic period and will take on any challenger. SILUR's body has adapted in the present for living underwater.
Legendary?: No.
Gender Ratio: 40% male, 60% female
Egg Group: Ground
Evolutions/Devolutions:None
Base Stats:
HP: 120
Atk: 60
Def: 35
Sp. Atk: 65
Sp. Def: 20
Spd: 10
Attacks: AncientPower/Aqua Jet/Rock Polish/Frustration
Tier: UU

Based off an ancient Chinese legend of four guardians, come an epic group! Too lazy to do stats.

Name: Seilong
Element: Ice/Dragon
Type: Eastern
Ability: Serene Grace
Height: 38'9"
Weight: 1982.5 lbs
Description: A blue Oriental-style dragon, but with crystalline antlers and shining wings.
Inspiration: Seiryuu and Qinglong of Japanese/Chinese stories.
Pokedex Entry: Seilong, according to ancient lore, is guardian of the cold and wet Eastern Mijen.
Legendary?: Yes

Name: Genwu
Element: Grass/Rock
Type: Northern
Ability: Serene Grace
Height: 24'9"
Weight: 4652.3 lbs
Description: A black turtle with a long, rock-covered tail, a serpentine neck, and a minature jungle on its back.
Inspiration: Genbu and Xuanwu of Japanese/Chinese stories.
Pokedex Entry: Genwu is protector of Northern Mijen, which is hot and wet.
Legendary?:

Name: Byahu
Element: Electric/Ghost
Type: Western
Ability: Serene Grace
Height: 19'1"
Weight: 2902.7 lbs
Description: A white tiger with lightning-shaped purple stripes, and two extra tails, all three with orbs on the tips.
Inspiration: Byakko and Baihu of Japanese/Chinese lore.
Pokedex Entry: Byahu is the deity that watches over the cold and dry Western Mijen.
Legendary?: Yes

Name: Sukyei
Element: Fire/Flying
Type: Southern
Ability: Serene Grace
Height: 35'0"
Weight: 1743.0 lbs
Description: A red sparrow with four flaming talons and eight fiery wings and a horn on its head.
Inspiration: Suzaku and Zhuque of Japanese/Chinese lore.
Pokedex Entry: Sukyei is the defender of dry and wet Southern Mijen according to enduring folklore.
Legendary?: Yes

Name: Reveneon
Element: Ghost
Type: Returning
Ability: Synchronize
Height: 2’3
Weight: 25 lbs
Description: This Pokémon has all the usual Eeveelution characteristics – long ears, black eyes and a long tail. It has dark gray fur all over its body and many bones above its skin. It has ribs and a spine outside of its body, and what resemble finger-bones form a fringe around its neck. Three sets of these bones also protrude from its forehead, and there are four of them around each of its ankles. Its tail is a long extension of its spine.
Inspiration: The name comes from the usual –eon plus ‘revenir’, the French verb meaning to come back. I thought that a ghost version of Eevee would be a given, and I thought something like this was a way to make it better than just the typical ethereal spectre.
Pokedex Entry: Its love for its trainer has made it come back from death. It will serve its trainer even after they have both departed from this world.
Legendary?: Nope
Gender Ratio: Same as for Eevee.
Egg Group: Ground
Evolutions/Devolutions: Evolves from Eevee by giving an Eevee an Everstone, raising it to Level 99, and feeding it a Rare Candy. It will revert to Level 5 since it has died, like most Pokemon do when they die and become Gastlys.
Attacks:

'Birth': Tackle, Tail Whip
Lv. 08: Sand Attack
Lv. 16: Shadow Ball
Lv. 23: Quick Attack
Lv. 30: Supersonic
Lv. 36: Slash
Lv. 42: Spite
Lv. 47: Spine Whip
Lv. 56: Perish Song

Spine Whip is an attack exclusive to this Pokemon. It has 15 PP and does circa 90 for base power. It also has a 30% chance of lowering the foe's Defense.

Name: Brawnfocks
Element: Water/ electric
Type: Plasma
Ability: Arena Trap
Height: 5ft, 5 in.
Weight: 44 lbs.
Pokedex Entry: BRAWNFOCKS is a strange pokemon that likes to annoy people and other pokemon by chiming his bells stupidly loud in their ears. It leaves their ears ringing. It can swim and run fast. BRAWNFOCKS have also been known to use electricity when powered up.
Legendary?: No.
Gender Ratio: 50% male, 50% female
Egg Group: water
Evolutions/Devolutions:None
Base Stats:
HP: 125
Atk: 30
Def: 70
Sp. Atk: 79
Sp. Def: 90
Spd: 80
: Aqua Tail/ Shock Wave/ Headbutt/ Bounce
Tier: UU

Name: Jesusmon
Element: Holy Ghost
Type: the LORD pokemon
Ability: Turn the Other Cheek (Jesusmon cannot inflict damage on opponent)
Height: ∞
Weight: ∞
Location: Jesusmon is all around us
Inspiration: the actual Jesus
Legendary?: Yes
Gender Ratio: Always Jesus
Egg Group: Gods
Base Stats: ∞
HP: ∞
Atk: ∞
Def: ∞
Sp. Atk: ∞
Sp. Def: ∞
Spd: ∞
Attacks: all of them
Tier: God Tier

Name: Araiban (uh-ray-bahn)
Element: Normal
Type: Cheetah
Ability: Limber. Keen Eye
Description: A slightly longer Persian crossed with a cheetah--its fur is a deeper yellow than Persian and has spots, smaller (almost almond shaped) eyes, and a slightly lerger green gem in its head
Inspiration: Araiban is an anagram of Arabian, and is loosely based on depictions of ancient Egyptian cats.
Pokedex Entry: "It is revered for the gem on its head, which is said to help it predict the future and bless those it favors."
Legendary?: No
Gender Ratio: 50-50
Evolutions/Devolutions: Meowth->(lv. 28)Persian->(Dawn Stone)Araiban

Xikaze said:

Name: Jesusmon
Element: Holy Ghost
Type: the LORD pokemon
Ability: Turn the Other Cheek (Jesusmon cannot inflict damage on opponent)
Height: ∞
Weight: ∞
Location: Jesusmon is all around us
Inspiration: the actual Jesus
Legendary?: Yes
Gender Ratio: Always Jesus
Egg Group: Gods
Base Stats: ∞
HP: ∞
Atk: ∞
Def: ∞
Sp. Atk: ∞
Sp. Def: ∞
Spd: ∞
Attacks: all of them
Tier: God Tier

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...You win.

Xikaze said:

Name: Jesusmon
Element: Holy Ghost
Type: the LORD pokemon
Ability: Turn the Other Cheek (Jesusmon cannot inflict damage on opponent)
Height: ∞
Weight: ∞
Location: Jesusmon is all around us
Inspiration: the actual Jesus
Legendary?: Yes
Gender Ratio: Always Jesus
Egg Group: Gods
Base Stats: ∞
HP: ∞
Atk: ∞
Def: ∞
Sp. Atk: ∞
Sp. Def: ∞
Spd: ∞
Attacks: all of them
Tier: God Tier

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I admit it, you win so much.

Made by this guy. Oops, sorry.
Name: Derithi
Element: Grass/Steel
Type: Scythe
Ability: Synchronize
Height: 7’5
Weight: 92lbs
lives outside of the pokemon community and tries to hunt smaller pokemon. It'll take on any challenge and go life on their own, brothers or sisters that don't kill each other hunt together. DERITHI will sleep anywhere.
Inspiration: The design was originally a scyther evo but I prefer it as its own type.
Pokedex Entry:DERITHI live outside the pokemon community and tries to hunt smaller pokemon. It'll take on any challenge and go life on their own, brothers or sisters that don't kill each other hunt together. DERITHI will sleep anywhere and refuse to make friends with humans.
Legendary?: No.
Gender Ratio: Male: 80% Female:20%
Egg Group: ground
Evolutions/Devolutions: None.
Attacks:
Lv. 30: Leaf Blade
Lv. 32: Spite
Lv. 37 Grass Knot
Lv. 38 Fury Cutter
Lv. 41 Dragon Rage
Lv. 46 Iron Body
Lv. 48 Steel Infinity

^That's not yours, it was made by this guy.

Seriously Darkarmour, that was very bad, taking art without giving credits.

theif!!!1!!!!!! u shud be baned u theif