Pick something up, die, and drop something

[Cyndaquil]

Here is one of my favorite games from the Trickster Online Forums. So here is how it works. Someone picks up the thing that the person before them dropped, and explains how it killed them, and then drops something for the next person to pick up.

*picks up brick 2 ton brick*
I die from carrying something way too heavy.
*drops moldy shoe*

[Momoharu]

*picks up moldy shoe*

*Dies from inhaling mold and probably being allergic to it*

*Drops a stick of mechanical pencil lead*

[Bombsii]

*picks up stick of pencil lead*

*Dies from starting to chew it.*

*Drops a lightsaber*

[Time Psyduck]

*Picks up lightsaber*

*Dies from becoming a priority target*

*Drops Life Orb*

[Aerodactyl]

*Picks up Life Orb*

*Dies for having 1hp left*

*Drops cheeseburger*

[Time Psyduck]

*Picks up cheeseburger*

*Gets ravaged by wolves*

*Drops diamond*

[RandomTyphoon]

*picks up diamond*
*dies from the sun filtering through it and melting me*
*drops Wilson*

[Mike the Foxhog]

*picks up diamond*

*mugged, and dies from wounds a few hours later*

*drops screwdriver*

[Bombsii]

*picks up screwdriver*

*tries to unscrew his eye ball*

*drops elastic band*

[Mike the Foxhog]

*picks up elastic band*

*tries to wear it round his neck but it tightens and strangles him*

*drops cauliflower*

[Notoriously Unknown]

*picks up*

*cauliflower turns out to be a new mutant species of veganimal and eats me*

*drops House*

[Flora and Ashes]

*picks up House*

*House hits me with a cane*

*drops GameCube controller*

[Notoriously Unknown]

*picks it up*

*IT EXPLODES BECAUSE IT WAS ACTUALY A BOMB!!*

*drops a computer tablet*

[Mike the Foxhog]

*tries to eat it but dies from throat lacerations from the smashed screen and stuff*

*drops cat*

[Taliax]

*Dies from cat allergy*

*Drops a pie*

[Mike the Foxhog]

*slips on pie filling puddle and fractures skull on the pavement*

*drops a shoe*

[Time Psyduck]

*Picks up shoe*

*Stands up too early and gets hit on the head with a heavy metal pole*

*Drops 342 gold*

[Notoriously Unknown]

*picks it up and eats it all because she thought they were chocolate gold coins*
(Actualy, even if it was chocolate I would have killed myself anyways...)
*drops some lead based paint*

[Mike the Foxhog]

*drinks it and... well you can guess the rest*

*drops a hat*

[Mad MOAI]

*picks up hat*

*dies because of electrocuted hat*

*drops candy*

[Time Psyduck]

*Picks up candy*

*Gets shot by Heath and Safety officer*

*Drops rusty dagger*

[Aerodactyl]

*Picks up rusty dagger*

*Dagger slips and stabs me in the chest*

*Drops Teddy Bear*

[Dragon]

*Teddy bear uses hug of death*

*drops DeviantArt*

[Aerodactyl]

*Gets crushed by the weight of all the gigabytes*

*Drops a wallet*

[Dragon]

*starves when there's no money to buy food with inside*

*drops elixir of life*

[Dragonclaw]

*dies because it turned me into gold*

*drops chocolate milk*

[Time Psyduck]

*Picks up chocolate milk*

*Throws milk away, causing a car to run into me*

*Drops Kryptonite*

[Dragonclaw]

*picks up Kryptonite*

*gets killed because Lex Luthor shot me for the kryptonite.

*drops molten lava*

[Fuzzlechan]

-picks up molten lava-
-dies from being melted-
-drops Naruto manga spoilers-

[Zephyrous Castform]

*Dies from not caring in the slightest*

*Drops nothing*

[Cyndaquil]

*picks up nothing*
*dies from being bored*
*drops laughing*
(Yeah, a pun, XD)

[Time Psyduck]

*Picks up laughing*

*Shot by insane person who thinks anyone who laughs is possessed*

*Drops anti-depressants*

[Mike the Foxhog]

*overdoses, despite not being depressed but eh, free candy-looking consumable objects*

*drops sombrero*

[Scyther]

*accidentally eats it, chokes, then spontaneously combusts*

*drops washing machine*

[Bombsii]

Dies by setting it to tumbledry in my stomach.

Drops high-tech Ipod Touch

[Scyther]

*Dies because he accidentally used the 'Kill App'*

*Drops Peter Pettigrew's finger*

[Time Psyduck]

*Picks up finger*

*Knight Bus lands on head*

*Drops spell scroll*

[Mike the Foxhog]

*dies from choking on it*

*drops a can of baked beans*

[_Ditto_]

*Eats beans*
*Dies because allergic to Boston*
*Drops Maryland*

[Cyndaquil]

*picks up Maryland*
*laughs at some imaginary joke about marriland, which makes an immovable object (me) get hit by an unstoppable force. Hopefully you know that does:it creates a hole in the immovable object,which kills me.
*drops an atom of water that was made just to trip unsuspecting old ladies*

[Time Psyduck]

*Picks up water atom*

*Old lady somehow trips over my hand despite it being nowhere near her feet, which results in her grandson stabbing me*

*Drops sword*

[Dragonclaw]

*picks it up*

*I pick it up by the blade, and the blade is ridiculously sharp, and I die*

*drops pocket lint*

[Dr Frank]

*Picks up pocket lint*

*It's in the center of a nuclear testing facility and I die from radiation*

*Drops a severed hand*

[Mike the Foxhog]

*severed hand reanimates and strangles me*

*drops badger*

[_Ditto_]

*badger bites me to death, searching for mushrooms*

*drops mushroom*

[Dr Frank]

*picks up mushroom*

*inhale mushroom spore and die from coughing*

*drops Einstein's brain*

[Aethelstan]

*picks up Einstein's brain*

*dies from it being too large a intelligent seeming. it emitted strange intelligence energy which was so powerful it killed me*

*drops a speech bubble*

[Taliax]

*Dies from old age while trying to figure out what the speech bubble says*

*Drops a latex-free bandage*

[_Ditto_]

*dies from being intolerant to latex free things*

*drops piece of latex*

[Pokemonaholic]

*picks up latex*
*dies for slipping on it on the edge of a cliff*
*drops a bagel*

[Cyndaquil]

*picks up bage-what sonic took it?*
Dies from starvation
*drops the next poster's grandmother*

[Dragonclaw]

*reburies her*
*gets killed by someone who thought I was a grave robber*
*drops a driver's license*

[Cyndaquil]

*picks up driver's license*
*gets killed by someone who thought that dead people can pick things up*
*drops the sky 10 kilometers*

[Pokemonaholic]

*gets killed for being in an airplane when that happened*

*drops happy cat*

[Aerodactyl]

*happy cat claws my face off*
*drops pillow*

[Mike the Foxhog]

*pillow lands on my face followed by a breeze block on either end, holding it on my face until I suffocate*

*drops the next poster*

[Pokemonaholic]

Drops me whe-Oh crap *falls off cliff*

*drops Happeh fox*

[Minkow]

*what, what, aww a happy fo-OH GOD TEETH.*

*drops pillow*

[Mike the Foxhog]

*eats pillow and chokes*

*drops Minkow's ear*

[Aerodactyl]

*gets freaked out by the ear and has a heart attack*

*drops a kitten*

[Mike the Foxhog]

*picks up kitten which is immediately attacked by a Doberman, and I die trying to save it*

*drops Doberman tooth*

[Aerodactyl]

*punctures hand, and bleeds to death*

*drops a flower*

[Taliax]

*A bee tries to get the flower and it stings me, causing me to die of a bee allergy*

*Drops dead bee*

[NightDaemon]

*picks up dead bee, attracting the attention of insect-eating bird, which then peck me to death*

*drops bird that was hit by my arms while I was flailing in the throes of death*

[Dragonclaw]

*uses Phoenix Down on it after I pick it up*

*it comes back to life, think that I am NightDaeman and violently pecks my eyeballs*

*drops said eyeballs*

[Dr Frank]

*picks up eyeballs*

*replaces own eyeballs with Dragonclaw's eyeballs, and Bounty Hunters who were hunting Dragonclaw rip out my bag, remove a scalpel and stab me with it*

*drops scalpel*

[NightDaemon]

*pick up scapel*

*tries to re-act Sweeney Todd to herself because she thinks it's a fake scapel*

*drops now-bloodied scarf*

[Aerodactyl]

*Scarf is possesed and chokes me to death*

*Drops a sandwich*

[NightDaemon]

*picks up sandwich*

*eats sandwich, though it contains poison inside the lettuce*

*drops lettuce*

[Aerodactyl]

*Lettuce was way past expiration date, eats lettuce, dies of food poisoning*

*Drops a yo-yo*

[Hematophyte]

*picks up yo-yo*

*is suffocated by the strings after a bad mistake*

*drops a pickle*

[Mike the Foxhog]

*tries to sell it in Connecticut when it doesn't bounce, and is executed*

*drops Annoyntment*

[Time Psyduck]

*Picks up Annoyntment*

*Dies of random heart attack at that moment*

*Drops key*

[Aura Cobalt]

*picks up key*

*dies by attatching it to a kite during a lightning storm*

*drops the kite*

[Aerodactyl]

*picks up kite*

*the kite is evil and its string strangles me*

*drops a pen*

[Hematophyte]

*picks up the pen*

*writes with it on a test, I get an F on it and die of shock*

*drops a dead ant*

[Time Psyduck]

*Picks up dead ant*

*Gets attacked by hungry anteater*

*Drops a big red button*

[Aerodactyl]

*picks up big red button*

*presses big red button. It says, "That was easy" Dies of the awesomeness*

*drops a gumdrop*

[Hematophyte]

*picks up the gumdrops*

*it immediately melts, gets all sticky and gooey, my hand gets trapped, I can't escape, and I die of starvation after many days*

*drops a fancy Italian restaurant*

[Dragonclaw]

*picks up the fancy Italian restaurant*

*get crushed from weight*

*drops a dragon*

[Time Psyduck]

*Picks up dragon*

*Dies from reality self-destructing due to illogicality of picking up the dragon*

*Drops universe*

[Dragonclaw]

*picks up universe*

*dies because I started editing things like I would on Spore, and the creatures rebelled and one species became omnipotent*

*drops a H bomb*

[Time Psyduck]

*Picks up H bomb*

*Gets mistaken for a terrorist and is shot by police snipers*

*Drops forcefield generator*

[Dragon]

*picks up forcefield generator*

*is decapitated by misplaced forcefield*

*drops the sun*

[Mike the Foxhog]

*killed because HE PICKED UP THE BLOODY SUN, how WOULDN'T you die*

*drops Saturn*

[Cyndaquil]

*Inhales Saturn*
*Drops cough drop*

[NightDaemon]

*picks up cough drop and tries to eat it, then chokes on it*

*drops tonsils*

[Time Psyduck]

*Picks up tonsils*

*Gets punched with force of a jet plane by some girl who thinks picking up tonsils is unhygienic*

*Drops Twinkle*

[turbler]

*eats* *dies from poison*
*drops a dollar*

[Tsukido]

*Picks up dollar*

*Dies from eating poisoned candies which she bought with said dollar*

*Drops 35 cents*

[Pokemonaholic]

*eats it and chokes*

*drops Bird Feather*

[Tsukido]

*Picks up feather, only to find it is infected with bird flu*

*Drops a newspaper*

[Pokemonaholic]

*reads the sport section and dies of boredome*

[Tsukido]

*Watches for a random object to be dropped*

*Dies of anticipation*

*realizes she forgot to drop something. Drops pride in shame*

[Time Psyduck]

*Picks up pride*

*Falls over and breaks neck*

*Drops head*

[NightDaemon]

*picks up head*

*realizes that it's a real head and dies of fright*

*drops cell phone she was talking on at the time*

[Tsukido]

*picks up cell phone*

*Dies from exposure to radiation*

*Drops business card*

[Mike the Foxhog]

*phones number on it only to realise it is the business card of a guy who drops anvils on people from a helicopter for some unknown reason*

*drops a can of baked beans*

[Tsukido]

*eats the beans*

*Dies from reasons completely unrelated to beans. Baked beans are too yummy to kill someone*

*Drops napkin*

[NightDaemon]

*picks up napkin*

*gets papercut somehow from said napkin, attracting blood-thirsty monsters from the Riddick movies*

*drops intestines*

[NightDaemon]

*picks up napkin*

*gets papercut somehow from said napkin, attracting blood-thirsty monsters from the Riddick movies*

*drops intestines*

[Tsukido]

*picks up intestines*

*sells intestines on black market, but is killed by your vengeful ghost who misses it's intestines even though it doesn't need them*

*drops mystery novel*

[Cyndaquil]

*picks up intestines*
*vomits himself, yes, from the digestive tract*
*sets down PlayStation 3*

[Mike the Foxhog]

*steps around it and is savaged by rabid PS3 fanatics*

*drops sponge*

[NightDaemon]

*picks up sponge and names it Bob*

*bludgeoned by small children that are raging about how it isn't the real SpongeBob*

*drops a book full of the meaning of names*

[Taliax]

*Reads book and dies of boredom*

*Drops a pack of playing cards*

[Dragonclaw]

*pick up cards*

*dies from getting a finger cut*

*drops Eevee*

[Taliax]

*Eevee is mad at being dropped and kills me*

*Drops Meta Knight*

[Dragonclaw]

*picks up Meta Knight*

*gets killed because I took off his mask*

*drops YouTube Poops*

[Taliax]

*Dies because of the awful smell*

*Drops an egg*

(I honestly have no idea what youtube poop is, but I've heard of it. I assume it's not real poop. :P)

[Dragonclaw]

*catches egg*

*egg hatches a vicious Togepi, which metronome's a Hyper Beam at me*

*drops racist pokemon*

(It's where they make a clip based on something and making it stupid. Can't really explain it well ^^)

[Mike the Foxhog]

*it is racist against the English and I am beaten to death by it*

*drops the Janitor from Scrubs*

[Hematophyte]

*picks up the janitor from Scrubs*

*he gets mad at me because I know nothing about him or the show he comes from, and he kills me*

*drops a copy of a Miley Cyrus CD*

[Notoriously Unknown]

*picks it up and puts it in a CD player*

AUUUUUUUUGHHHH. IT'S HOOOOORRRRRRRID!! *implodes*

*somehow drops a cane*

[Pokemonaholic]

Picks it up and eats it thinking its a candy cane*
*chokes*
*drops a copy of Sonic Rush*

[turbler]

*plays and dies of thirst from playin too much*
*drops a drop of pure water*

[Taliax]

*Drinks water*
the water goes down my windpipe and I somehow drown.
*Drops a water-filled lung*

[Pinestar]

*picks up lung*
*dies from barfing from grossness*
*drops vomet*

[Hematophyte]

*picks up vomit*

*eats the vomit, vomits the vomit, and dies from the shock of vomiting vomit*

*drops the sun*

[Jack_the_White]

*Looks up*

*Sun falls on me*

*Drops GPS with John Connor's exact location*

[speedblader03]

*picks up GPS*

*gets killed by a terminator who wants to find him*

*drops Potato of LIFE*

[Hematophyte]

*picks up potato of LIFE*

*dies of a random heart attack that is unrelated to this potato*

*drops a printer*

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up printer*

*ink spills out of printer and I slip and bust open skull on pavement*

*drops Sharpie*

[Taliax]

*Picks up sharpie*
*Sniffs sharpie too much and dies of fumes messing up my brain*
*Drops a lemon*

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up lemon*

*takes a bite and learns lemon is to sour, face implodes as a result*

*drops a live chicken*

[speedblader03]

*picks up live chicken*

*chicken pecks to death*

*drops a bucket of corn starch and water*

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up bucket*

*tosses substance onto the street, causes a car to swerve to side and barrel over the sidewalk, hitting me*

*drops a graphing calculator*

[Taliax]

*Picks up calculator*
*Dies from seeing one during the summer*
*Drops a plastic bowl filled with money*

[ijy]

*picks up bowl of money*
*dies of shock because he found money*
*drops hole puncher*

[Taliax]

*Picks up hole puncher*
*Trips and stbs myself in the eye with hole puncher*
*Drops dead self*

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up Tailax's dead body*

*dies of disgust*

*drops checkbook*

[Taliax]

*Comes back to life*
*Picks up checkbook*
*Dies of a heart attack because someone drew a scary picture in the checkbook*
*Drops stolen iPhone*

[speedblader03]

*Picks up stolen iPhone*

*Gets killed by selfish owner*

*Drops pocket watch*

[Taliax]

*Picks up pocketwatch*
*Tries to figure out how to read the analog clock whie in the middle of a street*
*Gets run over by a car*
*Drops a ballpoint pen*

[ProgMetal_64]

*Picks up ballpoint pen*

*Gets pen shoved down throat by random thug*

*drops a football*

[Dragonclaw]

*picks up football*

*gets surrounded by guys saying OPEN, OI ___, etc etc*

*drops PSP*

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up PSP*

*goes to sell it but gets shot by the guy at the counter, who said, "How can you sell such an awesome handheld!?"*

*drops electric guitar*



(P.S. I'm not exactly the biggest PSP fan)

[Pinestar]

*picks up guitar*

*trys to play it but sucks horribly so randomly dies*

*drops a pokeball*

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up Pokeball*

*Pokeball blows up in my face because it was defective*

*drops lava lamp*

[Cyndaquil]

*picks up lava lamp*
*dies from trying to get the cookie that someone hid inside the lava lamp*
*drops earth*

[ProgMetal_64]

*looks around waiting for someone to drop something*

*Earth falls on me*

*drops an Eevee*

[speedblader03]

*picks up eevee*

*eevee explodes for no apparent reason*

*drops macbook*

[Kammington]

*picks up Macbook*

*a PC falls on his head*

*drops jalapeno*

[Lars The Turtwig]

*picks up japanelo*
*a zombie eats my brain*
*drops a billion dollars*

[Kammington]

*picks up the money*
*Obama steals it, then an anvil falls on my head*
*drops a zombie*

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up zombie*

*zombie eats my guts*

*drops Slayer album*

[Lars The Turtwig]

*Picks up slayer album*
*it turns out ot be a portal and it summons creatures that kill me*
*Drops Nuclear hamster*

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up hamster*

*dies from over-exposure to the radiation*

*drops a glass of water*

[Taliax]

*picks up glass of water*
*drownds*
*drops phone number*

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up phone number*

*calls number, and receives a message saying "You have reached the Cell-Phone Self-Destruct Hotline, please wait."

*Phone explodes in face*

*drops a fried egg*

[Minnow]

*picks up a fried egg*

*Swallows the egg whole, chokes*

*drops a cube of Jello*

[Taliax]

*picks up jello*
*random bully stuffs it up my nose*
*suffocates*
*drops nose*

[Drowzee64]

*picks up nose*
*nose gets snot all over me and causes me to catch a disease*
*I die from the disease*
*drops 57 Gil*

[Lars The Turtwig]

*picks up 57 gil*
*No one knows what it is and the police thinks its an UFO*
*Police kills me for having an UFO*
*Drops DoomsDay cookie*

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up DoomsDay cookie and takes a bite*

*world implodes*

*drops flash drive*

[Loco Mocho]

*Picks up fash drive and plugs into laptop.*
*Virus infects laptop then shoop da whoops me*

drops Tails doll

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up Tails doll*

*dies because I looked into it's sinister eyes*

*drops feather*

[Loco Mocho]

*picks up feather*

*Gets tickled to death*

Drops a parakeet

[Starly]

*picks up parakeet*

*Parakeet pokes out eyes and eats left over organs*

*drops a pet rock*

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up pet rock*

*turns out it was possessed so it eats my soul*

*drops ceiling fan*

[Starly]

*picks up ceiling fan*

*poltergeist posses it and the fan chops my head off*

*drops raindeer chocolate bar*

[Lars The Turtwig]

*Picks it up*
*Eats it and dies because santa claus is evil*
*Drops santa claus brain*

[Skymin]

*picks it up*
*gets vaporized because I was on the Naughty list*
*drops ocarina*

[Lars The Turtwig]

*picks up ocarina*
*explodes with stoopid ocarina*
*drops evil dragon skull*

[Skymin]

*picks up evil dragon skull*
*Puts on head, becomes evil dragon, gets slaughtered by knight*
*drops can of Monster energy drink*

[Lars The Turtwig]

*picks it up*
*drinks it and becomes super macho and is killed by too many fans*
*drops sissiness potion*

[speedblader03]

*picks up sissiness potion*
*ingests and gets randomly mauled by people from the internet*
*drops suspicious-looking sphere*

[Lars The Turtwig]

*picks it up*
*Connection AND the sphere explode*
*dies*
*drops a panda trained as a karate fighter*

[ProgMetal_64]

*tries to pick up panda*

*dies because it was too heavy to pick up*

*drops piece of paper with the meaning of life written on it*

[Jack_the_White]

*picks up meaning of life*

*eats and dies of ink poisoning on the paper*

*drops jesus's cell phone*

[ProgMetal_64]

*picks up cell phone*

*it happened to have God's phone number in the contact list, so I get electrocuted because I tried to call it*

*drops studded belt*

[Loco Mocho]

*picks up belt*
YUMMY! *chokes*
*drops a baby*

[Dragonclaw]

*throws the baby*
*is shot by the RSPCA*
*drops some bones and 15gp*

[Jack_the_White]

*Buys Glue with 15gp and rebuilds bones, sells for more gp, buys a nuke*
*Nuke goes off*
*Drops Unreleased Haruhi Suzumiya Light Novel #10*

[Male Gardevoir]

*Picks up unreleased novel*

*Dies from the time paradox of reading an unreleased novel*

*Drops Take Mikazuchi (http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/megamitensei/images/c/c1/P4-TakeMikazuchi.jpg)*

[Hematophyte]

*picks up Take Mikazuchi*

*dies because he electrocutes me with his giant lightning bolt thingy*

*drops a nitrogen atom*

[rysworld]

*Dies of inhalation of said atom*

*Drops Macbook*

[dragonair]

*Dies of severe paper cuts*
*Drops pokemon gold that I was obsessively playing*

[Xaldin]

*Dies from the awesome-ness*

*Drops a pillow*

[dragonair]

*Dies from comfort after having a terrible headache*
*Drops my mouse I was using to type*

[Loco Mocho]

*picks up mouse*
*Wire chokes me*
*Drops a Gold ABBEY ROAD Album*

[dragonair]

*picks it up*
*Dies of ear blasting becuse the volume was too loud on the radio*
*Drops the computer*

[Male Gardevoir]

*Picks up the computer*
*Dies from smashing it into his head in an attempt to see what's inside*
*Drops a copy of my physical examination test result.

[EchoedSeel]

*picks it up*
*dies because it was a trap set to explode on contact*
*drops stuffed Lucario from Disney*

[platinumlucario]

*picks up stuffed Lucario*
*Dies because the Lucario had traces of poisons*
*drops a pokemon platinum game card*

[Male Gardevoir]

*Picks up Pokémon Platinum Game Card*
*trips and shoves it into my eye, effectively killing myself*
*drops a microphone*

[magnemite]

*picks up microphone*
*dies from feedback being too loud which made his brain explode in his head*
*drops portable amp set*