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Neverending recipe.

rysworld

rysworld

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Okay, so the game goes like this:

Post a step of a recipe, the more stupid and insane, the better. The only rule is an obvious one:The number of your step must be one more than the previous post.

Step 1:Put some cheese in a blender (Preferably swiss), set on "chopped ice", and blend.
 
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Step 3: After blending all this together, pour it into a pan and make pancakes out of it. Now, make sure they're the melt in your mouth variety.
 
step four:Kill a goose, recite the ancient blood rituals to cthulu, and pound the resulting powder into the pancakes.
 
Step five: ????

Step six: PROFIT

Step Five: Mix pancakes with chocolate ice cream and place in large mixing bowl.
 
7. The entire bowl will suddenly turn into a glass bubble. Chant out the Ode To The Man of Particles.

It goes like this:

Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man

Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man

Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man

He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millenium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man

Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man

Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man

Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man.

By the time you say millenium hand, the bubble will explode. A golden croissant will fall on the table.
 
10. Sprinkle sugar on the burning remains of your...ahem "meal". Then proceed to do a silly dance around it.
 
14 Then, in another bowl, pour the blood of another animal while conducting the full of 1812 Overture
 
15. By this time, you will have exerted an ungodly amount of effort into this pointless recipe, and have a bowl of animal blood in front of you. Mix this with four cups of flour, and as it hardens, mold the mixture into the shape of a human heart.
 
16: (fwee ^_^)Then dip the "heart" in boiling salted cheese (pretzel not nacho) and then let sit till your boiler has cheese burn on it
 
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