The Rhyming Game!

So, I start out with a line and the next person posts another line that rhymes with the previous. You can reword the word in the end every two lines. Ex:
Poster 1: There was once a toaster that was quite funny.
Poster 2:
There was once a toaster that was quite funny.
Too bad that his nose was very runny.
Poster 3:
There was once a toaster that was quite funny.
Too bad that his nose was very runny.
Then there was a Pikachu that liked apples.
Poster 4:
There was once a toaster that was quite funny.
Too bad that his nose was very runny.
Then there was a Pikachu that liked apples.
He would always get the apple-flavored Snapples.
... etc.

Also, you can be very, very random if you want.

Alright, I'll start.

Arceus was bored, so he created a universe.

Arceus was bored, so he created a universe.
And the first Pokémon was a Squirtle quite perverse.

Arceus was bored, so he created a universe.
And the first Pokémon was a Squirtle quite perverse.
Squirtle was weird; he loved nobody.

So he thought of thoughts, that were oh so bloody

But he had one friend, he had one buddy,
He was betrayed, he was tricked,
But his buddy, he got kicked.

(PokeGhost, I meant c+p the previous lines and add your one line, not make a stanza all together. You too, Starly.)
Arceus was bored, so he created a universe.
And the first Pokémon was a Squirtle quite perverse.
Squirtle was weird; he loved nobody.
So he thought of thoughts, that were oh so bloody.
But he had one friend, he had one buddy.
Soon he thought, "My, how cruddy!"