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Jessie
01-31-2010, 04:33 PM
It seems like you've been walking through this stupid Veilstone mall forever. Endless weaves and lengths of utterly pointless clicky-heel flooring are making you kind of sick of your own vague reflection. Well, you'd probably be more tired of the shops – but you stopped really looking at them around the time you saw the seventh bloody grooming shop. Why do your Pokémon need to be so damn groomed anyway? Their fur or whatever would just fall out. So stupid. You frown and wonder whether it's a better idea to just pack up and go home until you look over to your right and see what is possibly the most curious shop you've seen so far, and you stop in your tracks.

It's saturated in a deep velvet purple colour, from the sign at the top to the overhanging silky drapes, swirled with gold thread, cloaking the entrance to the hint of plush carpet at the bottom. It makes you feel a bit cheap for just looking at it. The lettering across the sign above reads 'Deluxe Pokémon Emporium' in fancy, old-style calligraphic lettering. Huh. At least it's not a grooming parlour, right?

You push back the drapes and enter. Your eyes are immediately assaulted by what appears to be the most expensive shop you've ever been in – the walls are plastered with mahogany shelves, each lined with gleaming Luxury Balls behind panes of glass. Despite the dark purple exterior the interior is very clean and white, with only the carpet the same colour as before. The dark brown wood contrast against the white makes your eyes ache a little, but you persevere. There's a counter in the middle of the shop; behind it, a young girl (possibly in her late teens) is sitting, filing her nails and looking at you with what must be one of the most frighteningly dead looks you've ever seen. You open your mouth to say something, but she starts first.

“Hello, welcome to the Deluxe Pokémon Emporium, where there are hundreds of stupid Shellders that keep biting your hands and breaking your nails,” she sighs, putting down her nail file and beckoning you to come closer with an impatient snap of her fingers. “Come on, I can't hear you from over there. I'm deaf in one ear, you know. So inconsiderate.”

You take her advice (although still feeling a little offended, seeing as you haven't said anything yet) and come closer, glancing down at the glass-topped counter, underneath seeing glittering evolution stones of every colour and shape. The attendant snaps her fingers at you again and you jump.

“It's $6 for one Pokémon, and $3 for each stone. Of course, you've got more of a chance of getting a shiny Pokémon, so it's not like we're ripping you off...” she pauses thoughtfully. You find this explanation less than satisfactory, but you don't mention it (you kinda want one of those pretty Pokéballs...). “So, what's it going to be? No refunds.”

for the lazy; $6 will net you a Pokémon, and very occasionally an item. You do have a slightly higher chance of getting a shiny than in other places, but not by much. $3 gets you a random item, but do be warned that some of the items aren't exactly useful. The following list is NOT comprehensive, by the way. You might find something cool!

Common
shellder vulpix finneon abra staryu growlithe

Uncommon
beautifly persian cleffa corsola jigglypuff lumineon

Rare
eevee luvdisc jumpluff delcatty cloyster

Extremely Rare
milotic togekiss arcanine

Items
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/8/86/Bag_Fire_Stone_Sprite.png http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/7/75/Bag_Thunderstone_Sprite.png http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/4/45/Bag_Shiny_Stone_Sprite.png http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/a/ad/Bag_Sun_Stone_Sprite.png http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/7/70/Bag_Dawn_Stone_Sprite.png http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/4/4b/Bag_Stardust_Sprite.png http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/f/fe/Bag_Pearl_Sprite.png http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/0/0a/Bag_Slowpoketail_Sprite.png

NWT
01-31-2010, 04:43 PM
a pokemon, then
it'd better radiate refinement like a brooch from pripyat

Jessie
01-31-2010, 04:52 PM
NWT

The attendant sighs and picks up her keys, browsing the shelves before unlocking one and tossing a Luxury Ball at you. You open it -

luvdisc ♀

Mike the Foxhog
01-31-2010, 04:53 PM
I'll have one Pokémon and one item please.

Verne
01-31-2010, 04:54 PM
So wait when you say late teens do you mean late teens jailbait or late teens fresh young virg I WANT A POKEMON PLEASE

Jessie
01-31-2010, 04:58 PM
Mike the Foxhog

Vaguely surprised by your politeness, she instead gives a Pokéball to you instead of launching it at your face. It's:

growlithe ♀

and of course, you receive a

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/7/70/Bag_Dawn_Stone_Sprite.png

Verne

Terrifying as your presence may be, you still get a Pokémon. No item for you, though. ... I wonder why?

cloyster ♀

Espeon
01-31-2010, 05:12 PM
Pokémon, please. :D

Jessie
01-31-2010, 05:34 PM
Espeon

Apparently females are the it thing this week, judging by what you receive:

lumineon ♀

Hey, your new Pokémon is holding something...!
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/f/fe/Bag_Pearl_Sprite.png

Zora of Termina
01-31-2010, 07:45 PM
Hello, ma'am.
I'd like a Pokemon and an item, if you will.

Jessie
01-31-2010, 08:05 PM
Zora of Termina

Yeah, there's definitely too much estrogen in here. (I'm sure there's weird experiments going on somewhere.)

persian ♀

also, you happen to have paid for be lucky enough to receive

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/4/45/Bag_Shiny_Stone_Sprite.png

St. Christopher
01-31-2010, 08:41 PM
Pokeyman, plox. =>

Jessie
01-31-2010, 08:48 PM
Green

When you open up the Pokéball you receive, the attendant doesn't really look too happy...

shellder ♂

!! What's that in the little guy's mouth?

How weird, it's a http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/7/75/Bag_Thunderstone_Sprite.png! Lucky you!

St. Christopher
01-31-2010, 09:19 PM
:3 Let's go again.

Jessie
01-31-2010, 09:22 PM
Green

Our attendant is looking awfully pleased, knowing that she might actually just make her sales targets this month. Here ya go -

roselia ♂

Zora of Termina
01-31-2010, 10:26 PM
You know what? I say go again. :D

Jessie
01-31-2010, 10:35 PM
Zora of Termina

How cute, you now own a

jigglypuff ♀ !

Unfortunately it probably just wants to play karaoke and doesn't have anything cool attached.

Big Red Cherry Bomb
01-31-2010, 10:44 PM
If I could have a Pokemon please, my good lady~?

Flareth
01-31-2010, 10:53 PM
Pokemon for me please? This looks like a cute shop. Hey, you may see more of me in the future, so be prepared. -hands over money-

RandomTyphoon
01-31-2010, 10:59 PM
*fedoratilt* I'd like a ball, and maybe an item? That would be nine.

Jessie
01-31-2010, 11:14 PM
Full Metal Cookies

This is possibly the most sickeningly cute thing you've ever laid eyes on. (The attendant seems a little sad to be seeing it go. Bye-bye, Rosie...!!)

skitty ♀

Flareth

Mrow! Lotsa kitties today. Lots of girly kitties, if you will.

meowth ♀

RandomTyphoon

Oh wait. The narrator lied. 'Cuse.

shellder ♀

Miss Shellder doesn't appear to be holding anything, but you also receive a

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/4/4b/Bag_Stardust_Sprite.png

St. Christopher
02-01-2010, 01:40 AM
I AM NOW A REGULAR PLOX

Pokeyman plox.

ultraviolet
02-01-2010, 09:38 AM
can I have a pokemon please? :3

Walker
02-01-2010, 10:05 AM
Would you kindly hand me one of those Pokéballs?

Jessie
02-01-2010, 07:06 PM
Green

persian ♂

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/a/a4/Bag_Oval_Stone_Sprite.png

ultraviolet

finneon ♂

Walker

cloyster ♀

(sorry, I'm kinda tired ~_~)

Zora of Termina
02-01-2010, 09:35 PM
I'll love you forever if you let me do this again please <3

Jessie
02-01-2010, 10:32 PM
Zora of Termina

milotic ♀

:'D Ain't she purty?

Flareth
02-01-2010, 11:53 PM
Can I have another go?

Jessie
02-02-2010, 10:48 PM
Flareth

You open your Pokéball, and... well... ummmmm...

http://i45.tinypic.com/11jyzyg.png ♂

?????

St. Christopher
02-02-2010, 11:02 PM
I WANT A SHINY

HIT ME UP PUNK

If I don't get a shiny Arcanine YOU DIE

Zora of Termina
02-03-2010, 12:04 AM
HOLY BALLS FLARETH GOT A SHINY
LEMME GO AGAIN I GOTTA BE BETTER THAN HER well wait i got a shiny first and of a cooler pokemon BUT STILL

Jessie
02-03-2010, 01:49 PM
Green

The attendant's obviously pretty glad that that one shiny is going to boost up her sales forever. However.

vulpix ♀

But you do receive a http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/3/3f/Bag_Water_Stone_Sprite.png! That's not so bad!

Zora of Termina

Nope, not a shiny either. But lookit hiiiim!! How cute he is~!

finneon ♂

Kai Lucifer
02-03-2010, 05:32 PM
A pokemon and an item, my good scotsperson.

Verne
02-03-2010, 07:38 PM
do me

Dybael
02-03-2010, 08:46 PM
May I have a pokémon, please? *forks over cash*

St. Christopher
02-03-2010, 10:16 PM
AGAIN AGAIN UNTIL I GET THAT ARCANINE DAMMIT

Jessie
02-03-2010, 11:49 PM
Kai

N'aww, look how adorable she is! Somewhere in the world, a wrestler just threw up in his mouth.

eevee ♀

Verne

unf baby harder

cleffa ♀

OH CHRIST DON'T WATCH BABY OH GOD

Dybael

NO. >:( who do you think you are. coming into my establishment and paying your money well all right if you must.

glameow ♀

Green

You have fun with that. /cackle

buneary ♂

St. Christopher
02-03-2010, 11:52 PM
SCREW IT ALL GO AGAIN

Jessie
02-04-2010, 12:00 AM
Green

Sorry! Midnight says I can't put you into any more debt. D:

Dybael
02-04-2010, 12:23 AM
Whee! Let's try this again. And I'll take an item this time too.

Jessie
02-04-2010, 12:31 AM
Dybael

I-
I really-
Hot damn

http://i48.tinypic.com/2i9rud3.png ♂
congratulations, man! twice in two days wtf.

oh, and also

http://i48.tinypic.com/1zceqzk.jpg

Dybael
02-04-2010, 12:37 AM
HOLY GUACAMOLE, BATMAN. *boggle*
<33333

blazheirio889
02-04-2010, 12:42 AM
FFFF Shiny Glaceon you've got to be kidding me! 2 Pokemon please. I probably won't get a shiny BUT HEY WHO CARES.

Zora of Termina
02-04-2010, 02:16 AM
I'm goin' for two Pokemon too. >8{

Kai Lucifer
02-04-2010, 06:35 AM
Erm, I asked for and item too. Ahwell, Lets take another two Pokemon like Zora.

Frostdawn
02-05-2010, 02:05 AM
I think I'll be taking two Pokémon too. *Hands over $12*

PsychicMewtwo
02-05-2010, 05:27 AM
Could I please have one?

Jessie
02-06-2010, 02:56 PM
blazheirio889

Still reeling in the aftermath of HOLY SHIT AN EEVEELUTION SHINY, you take two Pokéballs and -

delcatty ♀

jigglypuff ♀

>:(!

Zora of Termina

You don't seem to having quite that kind of luck either -

swablu ♂

corsola ♀

But they're cute!! Right?

Kai

The attendant apologises profusely for being such a derp. D:

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/b/b2/Bag_Dusk_Stone_Sprite.png

bellossom ♀
She's holding something, too-
http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/0/0d/Bag_Everstone_Sprite.png
uh. That's... weird.

glameow ♀

starmie n/a

HELL YEAH

Frostdawn

Cute overload~

skitty ♀

seel ♂

:3

PsychicMewtwo

Oh hey, that's pretty rare!

leafeon ♂

Espeon
02-08-2010, 05:04 PM
2 Pokémon please?

MidnightSaboteur
02-10-2010, 01:35 AM
HEY I haven't been here for some reason. Remedying that! Bow to your lord and master by making one or both of my two adorable pokémon rares :D

St. Christopher
02-10-2010, 01:47 AM
Now I have enough money! (I am going to fail at the stock market OTL)

Let's go for one Pokemon, no item. Thanks. :3

BlueMoony
02-12-2010, 04:19 AM
I'll take a Pokemon, please.