octobr
silence is scarier
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This forest is going to kill you. All thorns and angry pokemon and stupid weedles crawling up your pants ugh, and it's coated with cobwebs you hate it you hate it you hate it. So when you see the opening to a cave lit like it's occupied you gladly dive in. Well, walk in. Unless you're really that dumb, it's a freaking rock hole for crissake.
But when you get in the place is empty, except for a number of trophy-filled display cases and a rack of identical sunglasses, and a table on which there is a piece of paper. Naturally, the curious/intrusive soul you are, you read the note.
'First off you should really reconsider your morals, it is just not cool to go into a person's home uninvited.
but anyway.
I'm a busy man, I can't be home all the time, so I'll trust you to do this on your own. Come on, put on your pull-ups and do it.
Machine across the room holds stock of some of the most awesome, most hardcore, most manly pokemon that have ever lived. I took it upon myself to collect these suckers and spread their joy. In my cave. If you've managed to trek here you are manly enough to partake in this pleasure.
Just stick $4 in the slot and press your choice of three buttons. Also be careful 'cause it tends to shoot out pokeballs at about chest height.'
Sorta nonsensical until you look up and there at the back of the cave, lit up like a casino, is a big machine with six huge buttons. Each has a different symbol -- ♠,♣,♥,♦,●, and ■. There's also a slot marked with a large $ sign. I'm sure you can figure it out.
Right under the buttons is another sign ...
"Please insert four (4) dollars ($) in the slot marked $ then press any three (3) buttons in any order to receive one (1) pokemon. One may repeat buttons as they wish. Good luck."
And below that is a poster saying "Receive one pokemon for just $4!!!! You have a chance to get
AND MORE!!!!"
This deal is awesome. And the cave smells so manly you just have to indulge in this.
But when you get in the place is empty, except for a number of trophy-filled display cases and a rack of identical sunglasses, and a table on which there is a piece of paper. Naturally, the curious/intrusive soul you are, you read the note.
'First off you should really reconsider your morals, it is just not cool to go into a person's home uninvited.
but anyway.
I'm a busy man, I can't be home all the time, so I'll trust you to do this on your own. Come on, put on your pull-ups and do it.
Machine across the room holds stock of some of the most awesome, most hardcore, most manly pokemon that have ever lived. I took it upon myself to collect these suckers and spread their joy. In my cave. If you've managed to trek here you are manly enough to partake in this pleasure.
Just stick $4 in the slot and press your choice of three buttons. Also be careful 'cause it tends to shoot out pokeballs at about chest height.'
Sorta nonsensical until you look up and there at the back of the cave, lit up like a casino, is a big machine with six huge buttons. Each has a different symbol -- ♠,♣,♥,♦,●, and ■. There's also a slot marked with a large $ sign. I'm sure you can figure it out.
Right under the buttons is another sign ...
"Please insert four (4) dollars ($) in the slot marked $ then press any three (3) buttons in any order to receive one (1) pokemon. One may repeat buttons as they wish. Good luck."
And below that is a poster saying "Receive one pokemon for just $4!!!! You have a chance to get
AND MORE!!!!"
This deal is awesome. And the cave smells so manly you just have to indulge in this.
tl;dr costs $4, type in three symbols out of the following list: ♠,♣,♥,♦,●,■, each permutation of three symbols corresponds to a different pokemon, you can repeat symbols (ie, ■■● or ♠♠♠), order matters. Have fun, and then get the hell outta my lovecave. Also no repeating combos. Tanks.
COMBOS USED SO FAR: ♠♦■; ♥♥♥; ♣♣♣; ♣♦♣; ■●♥; ♦●■; ♣●♣; ♣♣●; ♠●♠; ●■●; ♠♠♣; ●■♠; ♠♥♦; ■■●; ●♥●; ♥♣■; ♥♦♥; ♥♦●; ●●●; ♦■♥; ■●■; ■♦♠; ■♦♥; ■■■;
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