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Kung Fu Ferret 04-06-2014 07:27 PM

1,000 Things not to do on an airplane
 
Similar to the Wal-Mart thread, but on a plane. WARNING: Could get crazy

1. Randomly scream "ADMIRAL ACKBAR!" at the top of your lungs

RespectTheBlade 04-07-2014 02:07 AM

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2. Enthusiastically greet your friend Jack midflight.

qva 04-07-2014 01:46 PM

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Where's my essay! Oh, there you are! [laughs] I must have dozed off. Lets see where are we? Do I dare look at the clock..? [gasps] It's almost 9 o' clock! Class starts in 5 minutes! How am I going to write this whole paper in 5 minutes? How am I supposed to know what to do in an airplane?? Feeding your snail is something not to do at a stoplight! And making a sandwich, and lighting candles, and drinking water, and calling your friends, and karate chopping the TV, and shooting the brief with the mailman, and fallin' asleep... Mrs. Puff! Mrs. Puff! I'm finished! 800 words! I'm finished! Here it is! Huh? Mrs. Puff? Where is everybody?

I liek Squirtles 04-07-2014 04:20 PM

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4. Go on a field trip, and throwing one of your students overboard.

Sven 04-07-2014 07:37 PM

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5. ask someone if they want to buy some drugs

Kung Fu Ferret 04-08-2014 01:53 PM

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6. Tell the pilot to do a barrel roll.

sv_01 04-09-2014 04:51 PM

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7. Mumble the numbers from Lost to yourself over and over.

Vipera Magnifica 04-10-2014 04:47 PM

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8. Call me Shirley

Kung Fu Ferret 04-10-2014 05:10 PM

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9. Bring a wad of your nation's paper currency into the bathroom, and shout for one of your friends and when they enter the restroom start an awkward conversation about how green it is, Creeping out everyone on the entire flight .

I liek Squirtles 04-11-2014 10:38 PM

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10. Engage in an energetic conversation spoken only in Middle Eastern tongues.

Kung Fu Ferret 04-12-2014 01:03 AM

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11. When about to get tasered by plane security for doing any of the above, run back and forth screaming "Fox, get this guy off me!"

I liek Squirtles 04-12-2014 02:55 AM

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12. If #11 happens to one of your friends, and they fall unconscious, don't scream "Fox? Fooooooooooox!"

Superbird 04-12-2014 03:31 AM

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13. Forsake the no-smoking signs. Bring two sticks on board and make your own fire. If they won't let you bring your lighter, you have the right to find suitable alternatives.

...When a large fire emerges from this act, blame the person in the seat next to you.

Keldeo 04-12-2014 04:28 AM

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14. When, after doing 13, said person sitting next to you protests, smother them with the complimentary pillow, if it's not on fire.

Vipera Magnifica 04-12-2014 12:18 PM

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15. If said pillow is on fire, smother them with it anyway.

RespectTheBlade 04-13-2014 02:45 AM

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16. Provide a free seat-warming service, in the form of flaming complementary pillows.

Kung Fu Ferret 04-23-2014 08:39 PM

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17. Eat your bag of peanuts, and when finished, say "Those peanuts were the bomb!"

Vholvek 04-29-2014 05:27 PM

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18. Go on with your friends about how everything on the airplane is totally the bomb.

LKWayvern 04-30-2014 01:57 AM

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19) Suddenly yell "It's Lord of the Flies all over again!" And demand that you're voted leader because you have the conch.

Jirachu 08-13-2015 12:36 AM

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20. Jump out, of course.

Espesally singing a really goofy tune. XD


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