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  1. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School

  2. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School

    This morning I was in the sixth form block playing my DS with headphones in when I realised nobody else was about. I looked around the place and the entire building was empty and all the doors were locked. Everybody had just buggered off to assembly without bothering to fucking tell me and...
  3. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School

    I don't recall actively participating in these activities actually. You may be thinking of you and Connor. :)
  4. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School

    In Biology I realised that both the two pads of paper I'd bought yesterday afternoon were plain and not lined. Also at the end of the day I made myself a daisy chain necklace. 8D
  5. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School

    Funnier if you'd been around during the conversation at the beginning of the lesson.
  6. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School

    I put some fried onions on a chocolate biscuit and ate it. It was actually rather tasty.
  7. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School

    Oh and I just remembered, this sign was stuck to the door as I entered the Sixth Form block this morning. "[Student's name here], your clothes are in Reception."
  8. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School

    Shame that D:
  9. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School

    You know how sometimes you'll just be sitting there and your mind sort of fucks off for a while? That happened to me today in Law. It took me about 20 seconds to realise the teacher was asking me something. During this time I was busy reading a poster entitled Effective Listening.
  10. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School

    I knew where that was going the instant I read the word "shorts". XD
  11. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School

    Me dancing with a guy in PHSE. Don't ask ><
  12. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School

    xD My cousin randomly puts my name into songs sometimes. (Well, all the time actually.)
  13. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School

    Today, as it was the last day, all of Sixth Form went to the block where most of us played a massive game of Pass The Parcel. However, every time the parcel landed on you, you had to take a layer away and do whatever was written on it. Some of these commands included: Something to do with...
  14. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School

    The same thing happened again! Our Law teacher was giving us an example of a case to go on and illustrate some form of legal thing, and what she came up with is "Suppose Mike stabs [guy in my class's name here] because he slept with Mike's girlfriend". I honestly think people are going blind...
  15. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School

    In Maths someone asked me whether I have a girlfriend. They actually had to ask. They could see my face and everything. XD (I tried telling them no-one has standards that low, but for some reason they didn't understand. So I settled for "no". =3) Also, in Law I had a substitute substitute...
  16. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School

    Aha, good point... Well, I'd never be so insensitive as to hide your mouthpiece anyway, unless you were a friend of mine who tends to be the one who jokes are made at the expense of, but who doesn't really mind this fact until they can't find their mouthpiece for the third time in the same morning.
  17. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School

    You never know. You might end up in the vicinity of me, who would make it his business to hide your mouthpiece. So you'd need to hide it from me so I couldn't hide it from you.
  18. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School

    This morning me and one of my friends kept stealing things out of our other friends' trumpet case and hiding them around the library. Which is even funnier when you're told the trumpet would apparently cost over two thousand pounds to replace. Tip: If you ever need to hide a trumpet mouthpiece...
  19. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School

    Today in PHSE we learned about First Aid. Much funnier than you'd think. We were talking about alpaca stings and pissing on jellyfish, and discovered that midgets can roll over fat people.
  20. Not Meowth

    Funny Moments at School

    I remembered one from year 7; our Science teacher was doing an experiment where she heated two strips of metal stuck together, each of which conduct heat and expand at different rates, causing the thing to curve upwards as it heated. Suddenly, right in the middle she shouted "No, Jordan, this...
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