It's not every day that you run across a blueberry pie fifty feet in diameter, cooling unattended out in a clearing as though it's fallen from the sky. The delicious scent of freshly-baked pie lingers heavy in the air around the bizarre sight, and a few bold pokémon linger nearby, considering whether or not to go closer to the unfamiliar object. The trainers that have stumbled across the pie have no such reservations. They know exactly what to do with a gigantic pie that seems to have appeared from nowhere and which is still piping hot--have a battle on it, of course!
First to show is Crazy Linoone, the mastermind behind this scheme, lugging with her what look like the tops of three small, round coffee tables. Setting the stack of discs on the ground, Crazy Linoone bends down to press a couple of concealed buttons on the side of the top one. It rises into the air with a quiet hum, and Crazy Linoone steps aboard, guiding the platform up until it hovers well above the pie.
For a few minutes, Crazy Linoone has nothing better to do than zoom around the clearing on her platform, but soon Chiropter appears from the trees, squinting up at his opponent and then turning his eyes to the platforms still on the ground. Taking the next, he floats up to a level with Crazy Linoone, and the two split up, heading for opposite sides of the pie to wait for the referee.
When Negrek at last puts in an appearance, grumbling as usual, she spends a while trying to figure out how to start up the last platform before joining the trainers in the air. A bit shaky on her aerial perch, she wobbles as she looks from Crazy Linoone to Chiropter. "Okay, let's get started. Release your pokémon!"
On Crazy Linoone's half of the pie a small, spiky-furred zigzagoon takes shape and almost immediately begins shifting weight from paw to paw as the heat radiating from the pie crust beneath her registers. Across the arena, Milo the spinarak faces a similar problem, though with twice as many feet to keep cool. Whereas in most battles the two pokémon usually spend the pregame sizing up the competition, Zigzag and her bug opponent seem far more interested in avoiding burns. "Trainers ready?" the referee calls, not wanting the pokémon to suffer any longer than necessary (by giving them the go-ahead to savage one another). "Let the match begin!"
Round One
Crazy Linoone (OO)
Zigzag (F)
Health: 100%
Energy: 100%
- Dancing around on top of the pie. A little nervous.
Chiropter (OO)
Milo (F)
Health: 100%
Energy: 100%
- Scuttling around like mad.
Sparks sizzle through Zigzag's fur as the zigzagoon powers up a quick thunder wave, hoping to slow Milo down before the spinarak can get up to speed. Milo is already working on an attack of her own, spewing glowing thread from her mouth that she begins weaving into an intricate wireframe sculpture as the incredibly sticky thread begins drying. She isn't fast enough at creating her double to avoid Zigzag's attack, though. A thin bolt of electrical energy leaps from zigzagoon to spinarak, rattling the arachnid with disruptive charge. Her numerous legs seize up, twitching and shivering uncontrollably. The painful consequences of being stationary in this particular arena are a good motivator, though, and the spider forces her body into line, working her front legs madly as she sculpts a substitute from her string, the rear ones shuddering jerkily up and down on the hot pie. Her substitute at last takes on life as light gleams in the threads that criscross the areas where its eyes would ordinarily be, and it twitches a bit as Milo backs away from it. The spinarak immediately resumes dancing around in full, much more jerkily than before, but the substitute, not having such an instinct for preservation, just sits where it is and presently begins giving off a smell akin to burning plastic.
Now it's Zigzag's turn to match Milo sub for sub, spreading her energy through the pie below her and watching as cracks run through its crust, which presently starts buckling upwards and oozing filling just in front of her. The shape of a zigzagoon takes form out of the crumbs and juice, bound together by silver strands of light that criscross its "skin" in a messy tangle of radiance. Zigzag darts forward and proceeds to admire her substitute, skirting the hole in the crust caused by its creation, then scoops a gobbet of stray filling off its side and flicks it straight at her trainer. The blob of blue muck is messy to catch and scalding to hold, but it contains a single intact berry--good, perhaps, for later resale, if Crazy Linoone can restrain herself from eating it once it's cooled down some. As for the substitute itself, it stands where it is and endures the inspection without complaint. The burning filling of which it is composed is already starting to sear through the energy lines that hold it together, though, meaning that even if Milo ignores it, it can't last indefinitely.
Meanwhile, Milo takes off, scuttling towards the perimeter of the pie. The spinarak is only too happy for an excuse to keep moving atop the scalding crust, but paralysis makes it a bit difficult to break into a run of any sort. The spinarak nevertheless does her best to limber up, scuttling for all her might around the edge of the pie tin, her substitute scrambling along behind.
As the bugs run around and around the outside of the pie, Zigzag takes over its interior for her own warm-up routine. With Milo circling, somewhat faster now, on the outside, the zigzagoon begins dashing around in circles of her own, though she's much, much faster than the spinarak at this point. She moves so quickly that she's no more than a blur of brown fur rocketing around the middle of the pie. As she slows down, it looks as though there's not one, but four zigzagoon chasing after one another, and when Zigzag at last pulls to a halt, panting a bit but looking pleased nonetheless, the illusion doesn't dissipate. Milo, running ever-faster around the edge of the pie, is looking quite outnumbered by this point, but she's far too focused on her own attacks to care. By now she's moving more or less at her normal speed, despite her paralysis, but her substitute is starting to flake and crumble, blackened and flagging. The spinarak is quite tired as she finally slows and strikes out towards the middle of the pie again, prepared to engage the enemy once more with her newly-regained speed and the remnants of her substitute to protect her.
Crazy Linoone (OO)
Zigzag (F) <$1 Picked Up>
Health: 84%
Energy: 88%
- A bit winded and scorched, but okay overall. Has three clones. Has a substitute with 6% health.
Chiropter (OO)
Milo (F)
Health: 84%
Energy: 89%
- Shocked and cooked, but not ready to give up yet. Has a substitute with 4% health. Paralyzed (severe). +4 Speed
Terrain Notes
There is a zigzagoon-sized hole in the pie crust behind Zigzag's substitute, which exposes the pie's gooey interior.
Final Notes
- There would be no way for the substitutes to protect the pokémon from the pie's heat while they performed their attacks, and substitutes aren't immune to terrain effects, so both pokémon and substitutes took damage from the hot pie crust.
- Crazy Linoone attacks first next round.