Incredi-late MurrMurr is incredi-late. Many humble (and a few ostentanious) apologies.
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Round 3: Pre-Round
Blastoise428 (OOo)
Shino (M)
-Compoundeyes
Health: 28%
Energy: 85%
Status: Biding his time, hurt badly but ready to roll.
Commands: Swagger~Double Team/Swagger~Chill/Swagger
Aximilli (F)
-Water Absorb
Health: 74%
Energy: 81%
Status: Happy to have a devoted follower, and feeling ready for battle.
Commands: Be attractive~Captivate@Houndour~Water Gun@Numel
Kindling Queen (OOo)
Fafneer (M)
-Flash Fire
Health: 61%
Energy: 72%
Status:
Accuracy -1, Attracted (moderate), Flash Fire activated. In love, but annoyed beyond reason at everone except Aximilli.
Commands: Chill~Charging Solar Beam~Solar Beam@Aximilli
Numel (F)
-Simple
Health: 80%
Energy: 71%
Status:
Badly poisoned (2% this round, 3% next). Feeling devious, and happy, and a little tired.
Commands: Mud Slap@Shino~Stomp@Aximilli~Dig
Numel walks over to deal some damage to Shino, but does not expect the faster and more mobile Shino to come waltzing over as pompously as a bug can. Extending his mandibles and leering at the camel as he walks on by, Shino grins and watches as Numel becomes infuriated at the sight of this little insignificant bug trying to outdo her! She also finds it a little hard to walk, and trips over her own feet and bashes her head into a stalagmite in an attempt to kick up some mud. Fafneer just sits, relaxes and watches Aximilli, who is occupying herself using certain gestures and phrases that repulse all humans in the room but would get her the Wooper of her choice if she believed in stooping that low.
<Shino: -0H, -3E><Aximilli: -0H, -1E><Fafneer: -0H, +7E><Numel: -5H -2E, confused (severe)>
Shino, looking much like the bug he is, scuttles around at an incredibly fast pace. He starts to blur around the edges, narrowly tracing over rocks and Fafneer, until two more Nincada seem to spring out of him, all three slowing down gradually until they come to a complete stop and the real Shino is indistinguishable from the fakes. Numel hobbles over to Aximilli, looking a little bit punch-drunk (and eliciting a sheepish grin from Fafneer), and prepares to stomp on her tail. She ends up tripping over her own feet again (
stupid useless camel you), but it still has the desired effect--she lands on Aximilli's tail and produces a cry loud and distressed enough to rouse Fafneer and cause him to growl threateningly at Numel. Aximilli regains her composure, but the damage is done: all attemps to entice the Houndour are lost to his fury at his partner. Fafneer quickly gathers solar energy from the blue minerals around him while trying desperately to look as mad as possible.
<Shino: -0H, -2E><Aximilli: -6H, -0E><Fafneer: -0H, -2E><Numel: -5H -1E>
Fafneer, barely able to contain his fury, releases a huge burst of solar energy straight at Numel, who is only in the process of digging when the beam hits. Fortunately for Numel, it only singes his tail. Unfortunately for Numel, the blast connects full-on with Aximilli, who is sent a few feet backwards, and Fafneer (in a fit of rage) runs up to Numel and kicks him out of the hole. Ouch. Shino and his clones quietly chuckle as they behold the chaos that is love and relax their muscles, glad to be out of harm's way. Aximilli, trying desperately to retain the love (but in fact ticked because her beautiful Mist dissapeared), sprays a bit of water over Numel, to secure the fact that both members of the couple do, in fact, hate Numel. However, Fafneer is slowly beginning to realize that Aximilli has plans for him (the bad kind), and sheepishly grins at Numel for kicking her earlier. Not that it matters now, because Numel drops to the ground to suffer from past damages--the poison is now seeping deeper into her body.
<Shino: -0H, +7E><Aximilli: -24H, -2E><Fafneer: -0H, -7E><Numel: -16H, -5E>
Round 3: Post-Round
Blastoise428 (OOo)
Shino (M)
-Compoundeyes
Health: 28%
Energy: 87%
Status:
2 clones. Still biding his time, hurt badly but ready to roll.
Commands: Swagger@Numel~Double Team (2 clones)~Chill
Aximilli (F)
-Water Absorb
Health: 44%
Energy: 78%
Status: Desperately trying to recover the ashes of her broken phony relationship with Fafneer.
Commands: Be attractive~*squelch*~Water Gun@Numel
Kindling Queen (OOo)
Fafneer (M)
-Flash Fire
Health: 61%
Energy: 70%
Status:
Accuracy -1, Attracted (mild), Flash Fire activated. Trying to figure out what's real in life.
Commands: Chill~Charging Solar Beam~Solar Beam@Aximilli
Numel (F)
-Simple
Health: 56%
Energy: 71%
Status:
Badly poisoned (2% this round, 3% next), Attack +2, Confused (severe). Wet and in pain. Very wet, and in a lot of pain.
Commands: *confused headrock*~*confused headAximilli*~Dig attempt
Arena and Battle Notes:
-Nincada is faster than Numel, so Shino got off Swagger before Numel could respond.
-Numel hurt itself in confusion on both the first and second actions. Ouchies.
-I took off 5% health when Numel hit a rock on the first action and 5% again on the second when he hit the floor and Aximilli.
-Numel lost small amounts of energy on the first and second actions for moving around and trying to execute attacks.
-Shino's Double Team produced 2 clones.
-When in pain, it is very hard to seduce a member of the opposite sex, and so Aximilli's Captivate failed.
-Houndour is faster than Numel, and in his angry rush Fafneer wouldn't have bothered to wait for Numel to leave, and so hit him partially.
-I divided the amount of energy on Solarbeam into 2 parts: 2% for the charge and 6% for the release.
-On the last action, Numel took 3% damage from the Solarbeam near-hit, 3% for being kicked, 8% for Water Gun, and 2% for poison. Residual damage is going to kill him soon.
-Just for the record, the default Chill I use restores 7% energy normally, as low as 3% when interfered with (but not eliminated altogether) and as high as 10% under excellent conditions.
-Mist dissipates rather quickly in the face of Solarbeams.
-As stated above, I apologize for my special brand of incredi-lateness.
-Kindling Queen attacks first next round.