blazboi vs Steel Scyther

ON DE TING!

The battle takes place on a giant blue thing, large enough to accommodate most Pokémon. De ting generates water, rocks etc. when they are needed. Each round, there is a 10% chance that an angry woman with an accent will yell at the battlers, confusing them both.
By the way, the battle is a reference to this: http://notalwaysright.com/de-ting-de-ting/308​

blazboi (Oo)

blackbelt (m) <steadfast>
Health: 100%
Energy: 100%
- Excited.

Steel Scyther (Oo)

Seth (m) <aftermath>
Health: 100%
Energy: 100%
- "Whee!"​

Both pokemon appear atop the floating blue thing with a burst of light, their pokeballs flying back to their trainers swiftly. Seth floats coolly above the thing, while blackbelt tests its bounciness; it's certainly easier to jump on than ground or cement. His thoughts are brought to a halt when a sudden pain pierces through his mind, so swift and vicious that it feels as if his brain is being torn in half. He rubs his temple with his paws, attempting to soothe his aching head, and it seems to work because the pain leaves as quickly as it came. blackbelt blinks his eyes; he teared up a bit from the pain. He sniffs and looks up at Seth, who is grinning down at him quite innocently.

The drifloon won't remain serene for long. blackbelt draws his paw back into a fist, thin sparks of electricity dancing forwards around it; he jumps into the air and slams his fist down on the ghostly balloon, the electricity shooting forwards and exploding on impact. Seth rockets back, unable to control his velocity, and bounces on the blue thing, then back up, wincing but controlling his position finally with his little feet-things. blackbelt lands solidly on the blue thing, grinning as Seth had before him.

As the drifloon steadied, he gazed deep into blackbelt's eyes, as if searching for some long lost thought he'd left in the other pokemon's mind. blackbelt was somehow mystified by the gaze; he stared back, bewildered, and barely noticed as the drifloon's feet began twirling slowly in the air, enticing the riolu to sleep. And slowly, slowly, blackbelt's eyes fluttered closed, and he tumbled to the floor with a quiet bop, completely asleep.

Seth grinned. A hapless opponent is the best opponent. He gazed once more into the riolu's mind, but this time he found what he was looking for - and he took a mental chunk. The riolu convulsed in his sleep, thrashing his arms in a mad attempt to lessen the nightmare, but it was no use, not until Seth was content and left the riolu alone. blackbelt twitched, still asleep but definitely disturbed.​