Coloursfall
THIS IS HOW WE BLEED
Welcome to the Mystery Shack, the most mysterious place on earth! We have everything you could want - tours! Souvenirs! Mystery! More souvenirs!
(but seriously, buy something ya cheapskate.)
Behold! The Sascrotch! Marvel! The world's most distracting object! Gaze! Rock that looks like a face rock!
(no, it looks like a face)
(no, it's a rock that looks like a face)
(for the last time it's not actually a face.)
Er... Hey look over here! It's the Sack of Mystery! Put your money in and it magically disappears! Ooooh! Mysterious!
...whazzat?
Oh, you wanna know if you can get Pokemon here? Yeah, sure kid, whatever, c'mere, gimmie yer money-- er, I mean, let me help you! Just put any amount of money in the Sack of Mystery, and you will receive one of our special Pokeballs, containing a Mystery Pokemon! What could it be?!
And over here, we got the Gift Shop! With all kinds of items for your to look at and buy! Unfortunately, though, we. Er. Don't know what anything is so you'll have to figure that out yourself. After you buy it.
NO REFUNDS.
Gift Shop Merchandise:
- Light Box - 2$
- Cute Box - 3$
- Dainty Box - 4$
- Glittery Box - 5$
- Pretty Box - 5$
- Shiny Box - 5$
- Hard Box - 6$
- Heavy Box - 7$
- Deluxe Box - 8$
- Nifty Box - 9$
- Gorgeous Box - 10$
- Sinister Box - 13$
And we also have the Tours! A tour is 10$, and I'll take ya into the woods and you can catch whatever ya see, whatever. Just so you know, the tours are done in that newfangled RP format thing, so ya know what you're getting into, kid. The Mystery Shack ain't responsible for any danger you get into, so don't sue.
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i'm not sorry