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Old 02-28-2015, 06:02 AM
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Default Re: Eifie vs. Superbird

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Format: 2 vs. 2 double
Style: set
DQ: 5 years (or maybe 7 days, whichever comes first)
Damage Cap: 49%
Banned/Restricted Moves: idk man I just want to battle on a giant pizza OHKOs are banned. Direct recovery and chills are okay, with the caveat that a Pokémon is much more susceptible to being horribly knocked around (for example SHOVED OFF THE PIZZA OH NO) in the action while using them. Any move that requires outside resources can work given that the user can find a way to make it work using the pizza and things that could feasibly be pizza toppings (so if you want a slice of tomato, say so and giant pizza's got your back, but you're not going to be able to find water anywhere. but perhaps you could make surf work with a wave of molten cheese :o)
Additional Rules: Only unevolved Pokémon that have yet to evolve are allowed to behold the majesty of this gigantic pizza. I will be using Pepper (Wingull) and Wheelbarrow Dumpling or something (Swinub). Superbird will be using Houndour and Rufflet.
Round 4
Pre-Round Stats
Eifie (OO)
Currently out: Pepper | Wheelbarrow Dumpling

Female Wingull [Keen Eye + Aroma Veil] @ Sachet | Male Swinub [Oblivious] @ Lucky Egg
Health: 69% / Energy: 64% | Health: 82% / Energy: 61%
Status: 1- Evasion | Stable
Condition: Staring at the shattered Substitute like "oh god what have I done" | On the ball.
Commands:
Gust@Megabird/Uproar/Brine@Deru ~ Gust@Megabird/Uproar/Brine@Deru ~ Gust@Megabird/Uproar/Brine@Deru
Blizzard@Megabird/Earthquake/Round@Megabird ~ Blizzard@Megabird/Earthquake/Round@Megabird ~ Blizzard@Megabird/Earthquake/Round@Megabird

Superbird (OO)
Currently out: Deru | Megabird

Female Houndour [Flash Fire] @ Lucky Egg | Male Rufflet [Sheer Force] @ Lucky Egg
Health: 50% / Energy: 72% | Health: 29% / Energy: 73%
Status: 1- Speed. Flash Fire activated. | 1+ Attack, 1+ Defense, 1- Speed.
Condition: Barking at Pepper. | Struggling to remain on his talons.
Commands:
Heat Wave ~ Heat Wave ~ Heat Wave
Roost ~ Rock Slide ~ Rock Slide

Arena:
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We are battling on a giant motherfucking PIZZA sailing through the motherfucking GALAXY. Inspired by my dream of ASB reopening, which was probably inspired by Kratos. idk what happens if you fall off, somebody else decide lol it is up to the ref but some ideas are instant KO, instant damage up to the damage cap, instant massive damage ignoring the cap, or less damage and losing an entire round as they teleport back to the pizza (at minimum). You can't eat the pizza because it has anchovies on it and that's just gross, but something like a large boulder or a Draco Meteor could totally blow a hole in it. Flying types and hovering things are just as susceptible to falling off the pizza as anybody else, but can fly and hover normally while on it, because anime physics or something.
Arena status: Cold winds and a hailstorm assail the pizzasphere (3 more actions). The gross cheese on everyone has been shed away, but now everyone is soaking wet (5 more actions). There's a large exposed patch of tomato sauce where Wheelbarrow Dumpling performed Mud Sport. There are pieces of olive all around Eifie's Pokémon. The "ground" on the pizza still feels fresh, but it's cooling rapidly.


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"Oops, sorry. Tournament business."

Eifie tapped her wrist as if to indicate a hypothetical clock, and Superbird just looked away. Late, late referee. But at long last, the show could go on.

Eifie's team hounded Superbird's. They seemed to back into a hypothetical corner... But they were really just formationing up, as Megabird lay down to rest and Deru's mouth burst aflame. By the time their enemies started to attack, it was almost too late -- the Houndour shielded her ally with her body, preventing Pepper's wind attack from landing. But Wheelbarrow Dumpling just cracked a hidden smile, then began his own wind attack, which was more of a windstorm from ice hell kind of attack -- it relentlessly buffeted everything in its path, front and back, ultimately precending even a gale of fiery breath as the low temperature favoured the freezing squall, although the heat still managed to reach and bother the Pokémon on its destination, even leaving a lasting injury on the Swinub.

"Freezing" was just right, incidentally, in that a great amount of ice stirred on that blow. Patches on the ground turned slick with subtle layers of ice. Less discreetly, a hunk of ice shackled one of Deru's rear legs to the ground, and Megabird, shoved by the stiff wind all the way to the crust of the pizza, found all but his head stuck.

The Rufflet looked all around the arena. Everyone was preparing to continue their attacks. Himself, he was well rested enough, but popping Rock Slide seemed a bit of an ordeal, what with his inability to stomp the ground or really perform most movements. Cleverly, he still found a way. With a dramatic squawk, he shifted his balance, tumbling forwards and landing into the pizza with a thud. In response, chunks of the crust broke off and launched ownards, pelting Eifie's Pokémon in a relentless avalanche of solid mass.

Just as soon as that movement finished, another battery of attacks began. Deru and Wheelbarrow Dumpling continued to duel with heat and frost. Pepper took advantage of the former's icy predicament to fly around and actually hit her mark this time, attempting to push him off the arena with another gust of wind. However, the weight of the ice held steadfast.

But not for long. Megabird, having utilized his trump card in movement, could no longer find a way to trigger Rock Slide, and worse, his opponent's persistance finally ended in an interesting event. He was pushed off beyond the crust border.

The Rufflet seemed to fall for a moment, and indeed, he was soon out of eyeshot for any trainers. For a moment, he closed his eyes, preparing for the worst. When he opened them again, he saw horrific things. He saw things that should never have been put atop pizza. Mountains of anchovies and gardens of gag-reflex teasing mushrooms, sure, but there was worse yet. Mayonnaise. Ranch dressing. Shrimps and prawns. Eggplant. Scorpions. Oysters. Slugs. Cheese-covered Kitkats. A patch of none with beef on the left side. And at the very center, nothing more and nothing less than freaking Spam. Before this dreadful sight, the young eagle Pokémon could do little more than scream in abject terror.

He was in the dark side of the pizza.

Round 4 – End

Post-Round Stats
Eifie (OO)
Currently out: Pepper | Wheelbarrow Dumpling

Female Wingull [Keen Eye + Aroma Veil] @ Sachet | Male Swinub [Oblivious] @ Lucky Egg
Health: 47% / Energy: 58% | Health: 64% / Energy: 43%
Status: 1- Evasion | Burned.
Condition: Attempting to bellow out taunts into the area beyond the edge. | Hot.
Performed:
Gust@Deru ~ Gust@Megabird ~ Gust@Megabird
Blizzard ~ Blizzard ~ Blizzard

Superbird (OO)
Currently out: Deru | Megabird

Female Houndour [Flash Fire] @ Lucky Egg | Male Rufflet [Sheer Force] @ Lucky Egg
Health: 30% / Energy: 57% | Health: 48% / Energy: 38%
Status: 1- Speed. Frozen (moderate). Flash Fire activated. | 1+ Attack, 1+ Defense, 1- Speed. Frozen (moderate). Trapped on the dark side of the pizza.
Condition: Cold. | Has no leg movement, and yet, must run.
Performed:
Heat Wave ~ Heat Wave ~ Heat Wave
Roost ~ Rock Slide ~ nothing

Arena status: Cold winds and a hailstorm assail the pizzasphere (0 more actions). The gross cheese on everyone has been shed away, but now everyone is soaking wet (2 more actions). There's a large exposed patch of tomato sauce where Wheelbarrow Dumpling performed Mud Sport. There are pieces of olive all around Eifie's Pokémon. The "ground" on the pizza still feels fresh, but it's cooling rapidly.


Additional notes:
- First round events report: Deru managed to shield Megabird from the Gust before Pepper could think to change attacks, and also managed to Heat Wave against the Blizzard. However, as the Blizzard was favoured by the Hail, and as it hits all opposing Pokémon regardless (thus making shielding against it kind of pointless), Megabird was hit. He wasn't knocked off the pizza then, but was flung dangerously close to the edge, as the arena effect is that recovery makes mon very vulnerable to being pushed off if they're recovering. Also, Heat Wave burned Wheelbarrow Dumpling and both. Blizzard. hits. fucking. rolled. freeze. successfully.
- Freeze report: Deru only has a hind leg stuck, but Megabird is encased in ice all the way up to his neck.
- Due to being almost entirely frozen, Megabird only successfully used Rock Slide in the second action, and at a severe energy cost penalty. Deru's stuck leg also prevented her from doing anything about Gusts in the match, as Pepper could simply fly around her and target Megabird directly. The Heat Wave and Blizzard clash continued on, however.
- For the remaining attacks that threatened to blow Megabird off the edge, I had him roll against a chance to be dropped. He succeeded all rolls in action two, but failed to Gust at action three.
- Megabird was dropped out of the edge of the pizza. Megabird is now on the dark side of the pizza. A Pokémon on the dark side of the pizza will take 2% Dark-type damage and lose 1% energy for each action they spend there, but they are also unreachable to any attacks and sheltered from effects happening on the arena above (for one thing, in the third action, Megabird was not struck by Blizzard or damaged by the remainder of the hail). A Pokémon at full mobility can move all the way back to the edge in order to move back to the illuminated side of the pizza in 3 actions (however, Megabird's mobility at the moment is... not enviable). Some Pokémon might also find alternate ways to return to the other side...
- At the end of action three, both Deru and Megabird successfully rolled thaw, reducing the severity of their freeze. Megabird is unfrozen down to just below the wings, although his wings are still too stiff to move for the moment. Deru's frozen leg is now frozen only up to just below the knee.
- Superbird commands first next round.
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