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Old 03-15-2015, 03:34 AM
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Default Re: Eifie vs. Superbird

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Originally Posted by Superbird View Post
Is the dark side of the pizza on the opposite side of the regular arena, or is it a separate place entirely?
It's under the regular pizza, yes.

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Originally Posted by Eifie View Post
(also, MF, you seem to have forgotten to reduce the duration of Hail and Mud Sport in the post-round stats?)
I'd gotten it in the calcs and then forgot to put in the reffing proper, bleh... Fixed. Lazily.

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Format: 2 vs. 2 double
Style: set
DQ: 5 years (or maybe 7 days, whichever comes first)
Damage Cap: 49%
Banned/Restricted Moves: idk man I just want to battle on a giant pizza OHKOs are banned. Direct recovery and chills are okay, with the caveat that a Pokémon is much more susceptible to being horribly knocked around (for example SHOVED OFF THE PIZZA OH NO) in the action while using them. Any move that requires outside resources can work given that the user can find a way to make it work using the pizza and things that could feasibly be pizza toppings (so if you want a slice of tomato, say so and giant pizza's got your back, but you're not going to be able to find water anywhere. but perhaps you could make surf work with a wave of molten cheese :o)
Additional Rules: Only unevolved Pokémon that have yet to evolve are allowed to behold the majesty of this gigantic pizza. I will be using Pepper (Wingull) and Wheelbarrow Dumpling or something (Swinub). Superbird will be using Houndour and Rufflet.
Round 5
Pre-Round Stats
Eifie (OO)
Currently out: Pepper | Wheelbarrow Dumpling

Female Wingull [Keen Eye + Aroma Veil] @ Sachet | Male Swinub [Oblivious] @ Lucky Egg
Health: 47% / Energy: 58% | Health: 64% / Energy: 43%
Status: 1- Evasion | Burned.
Condition: Attempting to bellow out taunts into the area beyond the edge. | Hot.
Commands:
Brine@Deru ~Aqua Ring@Wheelbarrow Dumpling/Aqua Ring/Uproar (1 action) ~ Substitute (10%)/Uproar (1 action)
Earth Power@Deru ~ Rest/Stealth Rock ~ Rest

Superbird (OO)
Currently out: Deru | Megabird

Female Houndour [Flash Fire] @ Lucky Egg | Male Rufflet [Sheer Force] @ Lucky Egg
Health: 30% / Energy: 57% | Health: 48% / Energy: 38%
Status: 1- Speed. Frozen (moderate). Flash Fire activated. | 1+ Attack, 1+ Defense, 1- Speed. Frozen (moderate). Trapped on the dark side of the pizza.
Condition: Cold. | Has no leg movement, and yet, must run.
Commands:
Destiny Bond ~ Flame Charge@Wheelbarrow Dumpling/Flame Charge@Pepper ~ Flame Charge@Wheelbarrow Dumpling/Flame Charge@Pepper
Chill ~ Chill ~ Chill

Arena:
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We are battling on a giant motherfucking PIZZA sailing through the motherfucking GALAXY. Inspired by my dream of ASB reopening, which was probably inspired by Kratos. idk what happens if you fall off, somebody else decide lol it is up to the ref but some ideas are instant KO, instant damage up to the damage cap, instant massive damage ignoring the cap, or less damage and losing an entire round as they teleport back to the pizza (at minimum). You can't eat the pizza because it has anchovies on it and that's just gross, but something like a large boulder or a Draco Meteor could totally blow a hole in it. Flying types and hovering things are just as susceptible to falling off the pizza as anybody else, but can fly and hover normally while on it, because anime physics or something.
Arena status: Cold winds and a hailstorm assail the pizzasphere (0 more actions). The gross cheese on everyone has been shed away, but now everyone is soaking wet (2 more actions). There's a large exposed patch of tomato sauce where Wheelbarrow Dumpling performed Mud Sport. There are pieces of olive all around Eifie's Pokémon. The "ground" on the pizza still feels fresh, but it's cooling rapidly.


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The pizzasphere finally seemed to resolve into a calm (if still chilly) breeze, clearing up as the incessant hailstones cleared away. Above surface, it was cold and the ground was tough and covered in brittle stuff, but everything was fine.

Below, unadultered horror. Megabird could only rattle back and forth while going "why? why? WHY?" before the evil that stretched to all sides of him.

In the land that was actually meant for mortals to see, battle continued. Deru closed her weary eyes, preparing a big move... but her enemies were swift on the job. Salt on the wounds and splatters of heated tomato sauce, erupting out of cracks on the topping -- the Houndour's eyes threw wide open again, and then, all at once, she went stiff and limp.

Pepper and Wheelbarrow Dumpling reveled in their accomplishment, but couldn't do much about being eager to finish the job. The remainder of the job was suffering in an eldritch world. All that was left to do was call a timeout for the fallen Pokémon to be recalled.

Round 5 – End

Post-Round Stats
Eifie (OO)
Currently out: Pepper | Wheelbarrow Dumpling

Female Wingull [Keen Eye + Aroma Veil] @ Sachet | Male Swinub [Oblivious] @ Lucky Egg
Health: 47% / Energy: 51% | Health: 63% / Energy: 39%
Status: 1- Evasion | Burned.
Condition: Mission accomplished. | Achievment unlocked.
Performed:
Brine@Deru
Earth Power@Deru

Superbird (XO)
Currently out: Deru | Megabird

Female Houndour [Flash Fire] @ Lucky Egg | Male Rufflet [Sheer Force] @ Lucky Egg
Health: 0% / Energy: 57% | Health: 46% / Energy: 42%
Status: Knocked out! | 1+ Attack, 1+ Defense, 1- Speed. Frozen (moderate). Trapped on the dark side of the pizza.
Condition: At least, the last thing on her limp tongue is a lotta pizza. | WHY
Performed:
N/A
Chill

Arena status: The gross cheese on everyone has been shed away, but now everyone is soaking wet (1 more actions). There's a large exposed patch of tomato sauce where Wheelbarrow Dumpling performed Mud Sport. There are pieces of olive all around Eifie's Pokémon. The "ground" on the pizza now feels mostly like frozen pizza, and the air is chilly, but also, clear.


Additional notes:
- Alright, I've been unable to find decent precedent, so I'm not sure if this is how it should roll, but, I ended the round at the end of the action in which there was a knockout. Let me know if you have objetcions to this, although in any case it'll make precious little difference in this particular case.
- Eifie commands first next round.
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