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Default Re: Tcod Plays Sburb

((OOC: Apparently, that purple grist is shale (ie the shit John gets from the first imp he fights) and I don't think we start with it. But this is an AU, so I think it's fine.))
The siblings observed the new appliances in the formerly-useless room. One had a clock that kept counting down; this made Landon more panicky than anything else.

"Holy hell, a lot of people are bothering me about shit. Okay, there's two things to do: we're a client, and we have to be a server player as well. Seeing that you're much stronger, deal with the client things, I'll do the same with server responsibilities," Landon told his sibling.

"Fine with me, but what do I even do?" Layla replied. She began eyeing the machine that had a timer installed; that one was... interesting. Taking out her power saw from her strife specibus, she started cutting the contraption, sending out a whirlwind of sparks. "Oops."

Landon jumped in his seat. "Control that thing of yours, God. Let me ask this troll guy what's what..."

Pesterchum log
**blackoutInspector [BI] began trolling disconsolateSpume[DS]
BI: Ş, I š +h+ ’r b+ + ś+r+. |:)
DS: *sigh: Y can't belyeve Y'm about to say thys but
DS: Y need your help
DS: lyke all of the machynes are deployed
DS: what now?
DS: one of the thyngs ys countyng down whych ys very worryyng. do Y do somethyng wyth that?

** phantasmalTendril [PT] began pestering disconsolateSpume [DS]**
PT: landon hey!!
PT: would you mind it so much if I were your server player???

DS: Y belyeve the answer ys no Y wouldn't mynd? dyd y do yt ryght?

**disconsolateSpume [DS] got hijacked by laconicLumberjack [LL]**
LL: /D nope wouldn't mind
DS: layla what the fuck thys ys very rude
LL: /D You're not the boss of me, Landon.
DS: Y was born fyve mynutes before you, Y thynk that's enough
LL: /D That makes no difference.
DS: *ahem* So! wyllow, whych dysk do Y put yn my computer?
PT: whoa a new person!!
PT: hi my name is willow!!!
PT: i dont think ive met you before but im guessing youre the twin ive heard so much about???
PT: at any rate i think the client one is the one you should put in though i recommend you put in both to save yourself the hassle later!!!
PT: neither of them do anything unless you tell them to and they take a while to boot so you might as well start them both now!!

DS: so Y put the dysk yn my computer
DS: what now
DS: and yes thys butt stayn of a human ys my syster
DS: wyllow layla, layla wyllow. there, now we all know each other.

LL: /D Will my aviary be unharmed??
DS: stop wyth the byrdcage dammyt
DS: we're goyng on an adventure

PT: what affectionate siblings!! :D
PT: well after setup is done it should let you search for clients or servers.......
PT: oh i see you!! hang on im going to click you.......
PT: whoa i see your house!! and both of you!! wait your mexican??
DS: my mexycan what
DS: Y'm not mexycan
DS: we're puerto rycan wyllow

LL:/D There is a huge difference. I don't know how you don't see it. Also, STOP LOOKING AT MY AVIARY. It's supposed to be a SECRET.
DS: so what now?
PT: oh whatever puerto ricans are basically mexicans that live in another country...
PT: i dont see an aviary probably because i have 30/30 vision and no glasses??? oh well!!!
PT: anyway i found a bunch of stuff i think im supposed to place but theres no room...
PT: could you maybe clear up your workshop layla???
PT: that might seem outrageous or something but its p much the perfect place to deploy this stuff and it would help a whole lot!!!!
PT: unless you can think of a more useless room!!

LL: /D Willow, we're done. Place those things. Let's get going!
PT: okay i put everything down!!!
PT: anyway i guess its time to get moving???
PT: im not really sure what to do yet!!
PT: oh fuck why is that thing counting down????

[COLOR="rgb(72, 209, 204)"]DS: look Y'm asking mr troll for help on thys
DS: apparently they already dyd theyr sessyon so Y'm askyng hym for help[/COLOR]
LL: /D Yeah, this isn't working.
DS: that's because your fyrst ysntynct ys bangyng that stupyd saw on everythyng dammyt
LL: /D Fun, I know.


**lackadaisicalLamia [LL] began pestering disconsolateSpume [DS]**
LL: uh how do you install this sburb thing correctly? i kinda just put it inside my computer.
DS: yt's pretty easy. ynstall the one labeled clyent fyrst. then, Y'll be your server player by selecting your name from a menu yf you let me. after that Y thynk you should install the other dysk, but don't pyck any names from there yet.



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