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Willow began to fret, having set what appeared to be a bomb (or at least a mechanism in the same family as bombs, that being those of the explosius kind) loose in her friend's house. Though she hated what she had to do, she knew it was necessary... she had to talk to one of those.
** phantasmalTendril [PT] began a conversation with vaguelyboundWanderer [VW]
PT: alright troll...
PT: lets cut to the chase...
PT: i set down some sort of ticking clock in my friends house and i dont know what it does and im pretty sure you know exactly what it does!
PT: so get talking...

Meanwhile, she checked back at her screen. Landon seemed to be tapping away at her computer, while Layla was tuning some kind of cloaked device. Willow could only conjecture as to what lay inside, but she trusted that it wouldn't be of any consequence during their game. However, the game had already shown Willow that it was much different than she had intended. She decided to bring it up.
** phantasmalTendril [PT] began pestering disconsolateSpume [DS]**
PT: landon hey!!
PT: would you mind it so much if I were your server player???

DS: Y belyeve the answer ys no Y wouldn't mynd? dyd y do yt ryght?

**disconsolateSpume [DS] got hijacked by laconicLumberjack [LL]**
LL: /D nope wouldn't mind
DS: layla what the fuck thys ys very rude
LL: /D You're not the boss of me, Landon.
DS: Y was born fyve mynutes before you, Y thynk that's enough
LL: /D That makes no difference.
DS: *ahem* So! wyllow, whych dysk do Y put yn my computer?
PT: whoa a new person!!
PT: hi my name is willow!!!
PT: i dont think ive met you before but im guessing youre the twin ive heard so much about???
PT: at any rate i think the client one is the one you should put in though i recommend you put in both to save yourself the hassle later!!!
PT: neither of them do anything unless you tell them to and they take a while to boot so you might as well start them both now!!

DS: so Y put the dysk yn my computer
DS: what now
DS: and yes thys butt stayn of a human ys my syster
DS: wyllow layla, layla wyllow. there, now we all know each other.

LL: /D Will my aviary be unharmed??
DS: stop wyth the byrdcage dammyt
DS: we're goyng on an adventure

PT: what affectionate siblings!! :D
PT: well after setup is done it should let you search for clients or servers.......
PT: oh i see you!! hang on im going to click you.......
PT: whoa i see your house!! and both of you!! wait your mexican??
DS: my mexycan what
DS: Y'm not mexycan
DS: we're puerto rycan wyllow

LL:/D There is a huge difference. I don't know how you don't see it. Also, STOP LOOKING AT MY AVIARY. It's supposed to be a SECRET.
DS: so what now?
PT: oh whatever puerto ricans are basically mexicans that live in another country...
PT: i dont see an aviary probably because i have 30/30 vision and no glasses??? oh well!!!
PT: anyway i found a bunch of stuff i think im supposed to place but theres no room...
PT: could you maybe clear up your workshop layla???
PT: that might seem outrageous or something but its p much the perfect place to deploy this stuff and it would help a whole lot!!!!
PT: unless you can think of a more useless room!!

LL: /D Willow, we're done. Place those things. Let's get going!
PT: okay i put everything down!!!
PT: anyway i guess its time to get moving???
PT: im not really sure what to do yet!!
PT: oh fuck why is that thing counting down????

DS: look Y'm asking mr troll for help on thys
DS: apparently they already dyd theyr sessyon so Y'm askyng hym for help

LL: /D Yeah, this isn't working.
DS: that's because your fyrst ysntynct ys bangyng that stupyd saw on everythyng dammyt
LL: /D Fun, I know.
PT: uh im trying to fix whatever it is i did so dont worry!!!!
PT: also um layla is that weird thing youre playing with going to cause any harm???
PT: its not that i dont trust you but i certainly dont trust the game so far and im afraid it might do something bad!!!
PT: i mean until i know what it is and what it does ill have to assume its dangerous!!!
PT: thats how to play it safe i think......
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