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Old 04-07-2014, 12:46 PM
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Default Re: 1,000 Things not to do on an airplane

Where's my essay! Oh, there you are! [laughs] I must have dozed off. Lets see where are we? Do I dare look at the clock..? [gasps] It's almost 9 o' clock! Class starts in 5 minutes! How am I going to write this whole paper in 5 minutes? How am I supposed to know what to do in an airplane?? Feeding your snail is something not to do at a stoplight! And making a sandwich, and lighting candles, and drinking water, and calling your friends, and karate chopping the TV, and shooting the brief with the mailman, and fallin' asleep... Mrs. Puff! Mrs. Puff! I'm finished! 800 words! I'm finished! Here it is! Huh? Mrs. Puff? Where is everybody?
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