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Pick something up, die, and drop something

*picks up napkin*

*gets papercut somehow from said napkin, attracting blood-thirsty monsters from the Riddick movies*

*drops intestines*
 
*picks up intestines*

*sells intestines on black market, but is killed by your vengeful ghost who misses it's intestines even though it doesn't need them*

*drops mystery novel*
 
*picks up intestines*
*vomits himself, yes, from the digestive tract*
*sets down PlayStation 3*
 
*picks up sponge and names it Bob*

*bludgeoned by small children that are raging about how it isn't the real SpongeBob*

*drops a book full of the meaning of names*
 
*Dies because of the awful smell*

*Drops an egg*

(I honestly have no idea what youtube poop is, but I've heard of it. I assume it's not real poop. :P)
 
*catches egg*

*egg hatches a vicious Togepi, which metronome's a Hyper Beam at me*

*drops racist pokemon*

(It's where they make a clip based on something and making it stupid. Can't really explain it well ^^)
 
*picks up the janitor from Scrubs*

*he gets mad at me because I know nothing about him or the show he comes from, and he kills me*

*drops a copy of a Miley Cyrus CD*
 
*Drinks water*
the water goes down my windpipe and I somehow drown.
*Drops a water-filled lung*
 
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