Vending Machine Game

[Lili]

Restarting this because the last one was shut down. You all know how this works. Basically, you insert something in the machine, and the next poster says what comes out and inserts something new.

EXAMPLE
User 1: *inserts chocolate*
User 2: *out comes Hershey Kiss* *inserts a plastic pig*

And so on and so on. So, let's start!

*inserts forty bottles of shampoo in a grocery bag*

[RK-9]

*gets poo bottles with a sham label*

*insert lazer*

[Lili]

*out comes lazer pointer, and I drive my cats insane with it*

*in goes a lava lamp*

[godzilla898]

Out comes a molten candle

In goes a giant pancake

[Lord of the Fireflies]

*out comes a dead bee*

*in goes my left leg*

[Zero Moment]

Out comes a giant candle
In goes a vending machine

[godzilla898]

Out comes an inception joke

In goes someone's left sock

[Lili]

*out comes a wachine machine because those things are evil*

*in goes Katy Perry*

[DarkHydra]

Out comes a random fish

In goes a chicken wishbone

[Bayleafqween]

*out comes a chicken breast*

*in goes a lamp*

[Lili]

*out comes a burning hot lightbulb*

*in goes some blood*

[sv_01]

*out comes an angry vegetarian vampire*

*in goes a disruptor*

[DarkHydra]

Out comes a disgruntled elderly gentleman.

In goes a vicious dog

[godzilla898]

Out comes a bone with no meat and bite marks

In goes a can of paint

[SquishierCobra]

Out comes Chuck Norris

In goes Shoutmon

[godzilla898]

Out comes a China Pokemon knock-off

In goes bootleg boots

[Zero Moment]

Out comes pirated pirates.

In goes madness

[SquishierCobra]

Out comes SPARTA

In goes Brock Obama from Facebook

[Zero Moment]

Out comes Obamasnow from the interwebz

In goes a metric shitton of hair gel

[SquishierCobra]

Out comes a Bouffalant

Inserts Bob Saget