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Old 03-02-2012, 10:13 PM
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Default Your Sex Life In Pokemon Moves

seems self-explanatory

mine would be as such:
growth
arm thrust
arm thrust
arm thrust
string shot
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Old 03-03-2012, 01:06 AM
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ULTRAVIOLET's DROUGHT caused a DRY SPELL! The sunlight is harsh.
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Old 03-03-2012, 01:11 AM
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Bite, Harden, Pound, Water Gun

Although to be honest, I don't have a sex life nor do I want one.
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Old 03-03-2012, 02:08 AM
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attract
charm
sleep powder
beat up
imprison
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Gunk Shot.

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Old 03-03-2012, 02:50 AM
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Wrap.
Sweet Kiss.
Constrict.
Poison Jab. *repeat as much as needed*
Hydro Pump.
Rest.
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Old 03-03-2012, 03:59 AM
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SUPERBIRD used ATTRACT. The attack failed. SUPERBIRD used WITHDRAW.

Yeah, still a virgin. Hopefully won't change any time soon.
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oh my god my boyfriend and I do this all the time

boyfriend used harden!
boyfriend used pound!
boyfriend used string shot!
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Aqua Ring
Focus Energy
Vicegrip (on the shower)
Bide
*hit by Water Gun several times*
*releases energy*
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SUPERBIRD used ATTRACT. The attack failed. SUPERBIRD used WITHDRAW.

Yeah, still a virgin. Hopefully won't change any time soon.
Attract can't fail, it's 100% accuracy! Maybe you were just unlucky since the enemy attacked you in all the turns instead of being immobilised by love.
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Old 03-03-2012, 11:57 AM
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Attract
Captivate
U-Turn
Frustration
Selfdestruct
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Old 03-03-2012, 01:11 PM
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Attract can't fail, it's 100% accuracy! Maybe you were just unlucky since the enemy attacked you in all the turns instead of being immobilised by love.
it'll fail if you're taunted or tormented. :x
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Thorne used Splash.

But nothing happened.
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Old 03-03-2012, 01:47 PM
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it'll fail if you're taunted or tormented. :x
Or if your accuracy is reduced, or if their evasion is boosted.

Perhaps the solution is to use Odor Sleuth first, then? TOTTALY WORKS.
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harden
soak
arm thrust/bug buzz
rest
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u-turn, yawn, rest
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Old 03-06-2012, 05:26 AM
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Hyper beam.

Haha I wish.
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Struggle
Struggle
Struggle
Explosion
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I suppose it would go something like this:
Lick
Struggle
Wrap (Sometimes, anyway)
Pound
Pound
Discharge
Yawn
Rest
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I'm surprised no one has used Lovely Kiss yet... Anyway...

Flatter
Attract - Fails. Taunted.
Headbutt x how long a Taunt lasts(Note, this would be to a wall IRL, or something similar)
Withdraw
Fake Tears(Cause I don't really cry about being rejected. Used to it.)
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