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Pikachu's Poems

Pikachu

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This is my first poem. It is an acrostic poem. It does have a mature scene.

Pikachu's Search

Pikachu went and left home to search
Inside Hoenn for a man named Birch.
Kazoos were played as Pikachu asked
Are there Berries that are too good to last?
Can it be true a talking Pikachu? Birch asked.
How can it be that there is such a concept?
Understand me now, you must be kept!

So Birch took a Pokeball and threw it at Pikachu.

Somehow he missed and Pikachu escaped
Eventually running past May getting raped.
And finally Pikachu was in the wild
Roaming the large region so mild
Can this be, that the end is near
He, Birch, stabbed Pikachu in the ear!
 
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Re: Pikachu Acrostic

May getting raped? o_O blech I hope you meant "scraped".

Still though, wow. I could never write a rhyming acrostic with a story.
 
Re: Pikachu Acrostic

May getting raped? o_O blech I hope you meant "scraped".

Still though, wow. I could never write a rhyming acrostic with a story.

Sigh. one of the reasons I've put this forum on my 'do not show' list.

This is neither rhyming nor does it have a story. Sure, it might attempt to rhyme, it might attempt a story ... but it's sacrificing logical meter and plot for the sake of lines that end in similar sounds.
 
I like the whole acrostic poem idea thing, but when I actually went through the whole poem it read very awkwardly. Also some of the things that happened in the poem were random/unrelated and made it seem rather contrived.
 
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