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Old 08-04-2015, 02:26 PM
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I was totally joking when I suggested this to Keldeo, but then I realized that this idea was like, totally legit, yo. Let's publish ridiculous headlines about random Pokémon in people's squads! (May I suggest a fucking whale or Doctor Proctor or Sniff, the Clingy Nosefriend?) The Bulbagarden archives are a good source for pictures from the anime and manga, but you can get them from anywhere!

As an example, here are some of today's trending headlines!

Super Smile Tommy Scares Woman on Ship
You Won't Believe What Super Smile Sonya and Her Friends Found in the Forest
Discover This One Weird Trick to Teach Your Super Smile Tommy Play Nice
Super Smile Toffee Takes to the Skies, Forgets to Go to the Bathroom First
Super Smile Mommy Unsatisfied with Current Child, Collects Three New Ones
Super Smile Mommy Scares Boy in Daycare, a companion piece to "Super Smile Tommy Scares Woman on Ship"

please do this with me you guys, it's so funny

edit: A Fucking Whale Awes Boy with its Magnificence
A Fucking Whale Is Really Fucking Big

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Old 08-04-2015, 02:43 PM
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The last Wailord link doesn't work. :(

Breaking news, though!

Panchillo Villagrán Contemplating Toppling Super Smile Tommy's Regime

Panchillo Villagrán Is Crowned the People's Champion
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Old 08-04-2015, 02:54 PM
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Oops! I think I fixed it.

This just in: A Fucking Whale Contributes to Global Warming
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Old 08-04-2015, 09:05 PM
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This just in: EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY Explodes on a Wednesday

Hey Mike, Guess What Day it is?

The King of Hearts is Royally Pissed

His Cover Blown, Pravus Explodes into a Pile of Snails
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Old 08-05-2015, 02:45 AM
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Witch Doctor Nana Finds New Dance Partner, Tears up the Stage
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Old 08-05-2015, 03:03 AM
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EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY Explodes, Dangan Ronpa Team Censors Blood
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Old 08-05-2015, 03:46 AM
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Aww man, none of those links work :C Bulbapedia gets mad if you hotlink their images, so you have to link the gallery page instead. It's very sad.
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Old 08-05-2015, 03:52 AM
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Aww man, none of those links work :C Bulbapedia gets mad if you hotlink their images, so you have to link the gallery page instead. It's very sad.
There we go, changed them all to link to the gallery. Thanks for letting me know! :)
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Old 08-05-2015, 04:16 AM
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This just in: Old Man Yells at Cloud

When I was searching for pictures of EXPLOSION WEDNESDAY, I found the image above, and it inspired me to make something.

I hope I get banned for this piece of shit
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BREAKING NEWS: a special bulletin from our sports news team!
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Local Eif Loses Marbles
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Old 08-05-2015, 06:27 PM
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Local Eif Loses Marbles
Nooo, that's not how it works. You're supposed to link to a picture with your headline, like so:

Local Eif Loses Marbles – Last Seen Tuesday Night – Call If Found!

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Flu viruses HATE Sniff! It found the cure for the common cold!

State secrets deleted by sneezing Nosepass
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Super Smile Tommy gets distracted by the toys in N's room yet AGAIN


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Old 08-06-2015, 01:13 AM
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Garchomp's First Photoshoot Goes Horribly Wrong, Doesn't Get Along with the Paparazzi

First Round of Baby Bug Ball Brawl "gr8 success," Declares Ref Omskivar; Co-Referee Unavailable for Comment
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holy shit I love this

Through Tremendous Effort, Twitchwing Manages Not To Twitch For An Entire 4 Seconds

Someone Messed With Hilda - You Won't Believe What Happened Next!
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