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Old 02-18-2017, 04:39 AM
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Haiku -
Procrastinated
Did not finish writing your
Super cool essay

I am very dumb
for wasting all of my time
looking at dank memes,

Limerick -
There was a moron named Phoenix
Who was lazier than piles of sticks
He tried to make an essay
but he wasted his days
Now his reputation is full of nicks

Quatrain -
Phoenix as a man who procrastinated
Saying he'd make a birthday story
Now those sentiments have all but abated
And he deserves none of the glory.


Sorry I was a huge moron and couldn't focus for long enough to write you a simple story, Butterfree. But, in my defense, I was sick for a few weeks. Feel disappointed in me. Very disappointed.
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one time i saw a piece of lasagna on the ground, just kinda chilling there, and then i saw a raccoon eyeing it from the bushes. He clearly wanted it but saw me and was threatened. So i just kinda tried to kick it over to him, and I realized that kicking something soft with sauce in it was probably a bad idea. First of all, the raccoon ran away as the lasagna splattered all over and was loud as hell, and second, my shoe was covered in lasagna. True story.
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Old 02-18-2017, 07:32 AM
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Aw, it's all right! You don't have to give me anything; no need to put yourself down. Thanks for the sentiment!
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Old 02-18-2017, 12:51 PM
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but i shooould, because i had 3 weeks and i was only sick for like 4 days so i completely wasted 17 whole days, man.
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one time i saw a piece of lasagna on the ground, just kinda chilling there, and then i saw a raccoon eyeing it from the bushes. He clearly wanted it but saw me and was threatened. So i just kinda tried to kick it over to him, and I realized that kicking something soft with sauce in it was probably a bad idea. First of all, the raccoon ran away as the lasagna splattered all over and was loud as hell, and second, my shoe was covered in lasagna. True story.
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Old 02-18-2017, 02:50 PM
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Dude, I do everything at the last minute. I understand. :P
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