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Old 02-01-2015, 03:23 AM
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Default ASB Leaderboard 2.0 (29/6/2015 UPDATE)

Major Leaderboards:

Overall Rankings
Trainers Ranked: 20

1. This is based on the average ranking from both the Points and Percentage rankings. This is the main chart.
2. You need to be ranked on both tables to be ranked on the main table.
3. Ties will be broken by highest individual ranking on either table.

Rankings
1. Eifie
2. Sangfroidish
3. TruetoCheese
4. Keldeo
5. Vipera Magnifica
6. Totodile
7. Music Dragon
8. pathos
9. Dragon
10. Meursault
11. Metallica Fanboy
12. Lord of the Fireflies
13. Lilycolo
14. Zhorken
15. ultraviolet
16. Wargle
17. The Omskivar
18. Coloursfall
19. Ether's Bane
20. Noctowl


Points Rankings
Trainers Ranked: 53

1. 3 points for a win, 2 for a DQ win, 1 for a draw, 0 for a loss, and -1 for a DQ loss.
2. You need to have completed at least one (1) battle to be ranked.
3. Ties will be broken as such:
a) Number of battles completed. Whoever has completed more battles will be ranked lower. This is reversed for ties on negative point totals.
b) Number of wins (regular and DQ combined).
c) Number of DQ losses. Whoever has fewer will be ranked higher.
d) Differential of Pokemon knocked out.
e) Damage differential.

Rankings
1. Eifie (21)
2. Keldeo (19)
3. Sangfroidish (17)
4. Vipera Magnifica (17)
5. Totodile (13)
6. Eta Carinae (12)
7. pathos (12)
8. TruetoCheese (11)
9. Music Dragon (11)
10. Dragon (9)
11. Meursault (9)
12. Lord of the Fireflies (9)
13. I liek Squirtles (8)
14. Metallica Fanboy (8)
15. Zero Moment (7)
16. Lilycolo (7)
17. Zhorken (7)
18. ultraviolet (7)
19. Wargle (7)
20. Superbird (6)
21. Byrus (5)
22. Grass King (5)
23. Sylph (4)
24. RespectTheBlade (4)
25. Mawile (4)
26. The Omskivar (4)
27. Coloursfall (4)
28. Murkrow (3)
29. Negrek (3)
30. Floette (3)
31. Crazy Linoone (3)
32. Bluberry Bat (3)
33. Ether's Bane (3)
34. Gevaisa (2)
35. Zexion (2)
36. Emperor_Evulz (2)
37. bulbasaur (1)
38. Munchkin (1)
39. Zora of Termina (1)
40. Arylett Charnoa (1)
41. DarkAura (1)
42. Noctowl (1)
43. Orchestra (0)
44. Kratos Aurion (0)
45. JackPK (0)
46. Dazel (0)
47. Aletheia (0)
48. surskitty (0)
49. Whirlpool (-1)
50. Knuddeluff (-1)
51. Dar (-1)
52. hopeandjoy (-2)
53. Flareth (-2)


Percentage Rankings
Trainers Ranked: 20

1. This is based on the percentage of points that you could have gotten. For instance, if you get 9 points from 6 battles, you have 9 of 18 possible points, so your percentage is .500.
2. You need to have completed at least five (5) battles to be ranked so as not to skew the percentages.
3. Ties will be broken as such:
a) Number of points.
b) Number of wins (regular and DQ combined).
c) Number of DQ losses. Whoever has fewer will be ranked higher.
d) Differential of Pokemon knocked out.
e) Damage differential.

Rankings
1. Sangfroidish (.809)
2. Eta Carinae (.800)
3. Eifie (.778)
4. Music Dragon (.733)
5. Totodile (.722)
6. Vipera Magnfiica (.708)
7. Keldeo (.703)
8. pathos (.571)
9. Metallica Fanboy (.533)
10. Dragon (.500)
11. Meursault (.500)
12. Lord of the Fireflies (.500)
13. Lilycolo (.467)
14. Zhorken (.467)
15. ultraviolet (.389)
16. Wargle (.389)
17. The Omskivar (.222)
18. Coloursfall (.190)
19. Ether's Bane (.167)
20. Noctowl (.067)


Minor Leaderboards:

Dominance Rankings
Trainers Ranked: 53

1. This is based on the average ranking from both the Knockout and Damage Differential rankings.
2. Ties will be broken by highest individual ranking on either table.

rankings
1. Eifie
2. Keldeo
3. Vipera Magnifica
4. Eta Carinae
5. Totodile
6. TruetoCheese
7. Sangfroidish
8. Zhorken
9. pathos
10. Zero Moment
11. Murkrow
12. Byrus
13. I liek Squirtles
14. Music Dragon
15. Coloursfall
16. Zora of Termina
17. Mawile
18. Meursault
19. Dragon
20. Lilycolo
21. ultraviolet
22. Negrek
23. Grass King
24. Noctowl
25. Floette
26. Lord of the Fireflies
27. Wargle
28. DarkAura
29. hopeandjoy
30. Bluberry Bat
31. Metallica Fanboy
32. Ether's Bane
33. Crazy Linoone
34. surskitty
35. The Omskivar
36. bulbasaur
37. Superbird
38. Arylett Charnoa
39. Sylph
40. Munchkin
41. Orchestra
42. JackPK
43. Gevaisa
44. Knuddeluff
45. Whirlpool
46. Kratos Aurion
47. Flareth
48. Zexion
49. RespectTheBlade
50. Emperor_Evulz
51. Dar
52. Aletheia
53. Dazel


Total Pokemon Knocked Out
Trainers Ranked: 53

1. This is based on the number of Pokemon you have knocked out ever since the restarting of ASB.
2. You need to have completed at least one (1) battle to be ranked.
3. Ties will be broken as such:
a) Number of your own Pokemon knocked out. Whoever has fewer will be ranked higher.
b) Damage differential.

Rankings

1. pathos (10)
2. Eifie (9)
3. Keldeo (8)
4. Sangfroidish (8)
5. Lord of the Fireflies (8)
6. Vipera Magnifica (7)
7. Totodile (7)
8. Eta Carinae (5)
9. TruetoCheese (5)
10. Zhorken (4)
11. Ether's Bane (4)
12. Zero Moment (3)
13. Mawile (3)
14. ultraviolet (3)
15. Wargle (3)
16. Meursault (3)
17. The Omskivar (3)
18. I liek Squirtles (2)
19. hopeandjoy (2)
20. Murkrow (2)
21. Music Dragon (2)
22. Zora of Termina (2)
23. Byrus (2)
24. Metallica Fanboy (2)
25. Coloursfall (2)
26. Munchkin (2)
27. Dragon (2)
28. Noctowl (2)
29. Negrek (1)
30. Sylph (1)
31. Lilycolo (1)
32. Grass King (1)
33. Floette (1)
34. Bluberry Bat (1)
35. Crazy Linoone (1)
36. Arylett Charnoa (1)
37. Knuddeluff (1)
38. Flareth (1)
39. Superbird (1)
40. JackPK (1)
41. Whirlpool (1)
42. RespectTheBlade (1)
43. Emperor_Evulz (1)
44. DarkAura (0)
45. surskitty (0)
46. bulbasaur (0)
47. Orchestra (0)
48. Gevaisa (0)
49. Dar (0)
50. Kratos Aurion (0)
51. Zexion (0)
52. Aletheia (0)
53. Dazel (0)


Damage Differential
Trainers Ranked: 53

1. This is based on the amount of damage you have dealt in all completed battles minus the amount of damage you have received in all completed battles. Only damage dealt completed battles since the restarting of ASB will be counted.
2. You need to have completed at least one (1) battle to be ranked.
3. Ties will be broken as such:
a) Number of Pokemon you have knocked out.
b) Amount of damage you have dealt.

Rankings
1. Eifie (+320)
2. Keldeo (+259)
3. Eta Carinae (+200)
4. Vipera Magnifica (+186)
5. TruetoCheese (+162)
6. Totodile (+149)
7. Byrus (+148)
8. Zhorken (+144)
9. Murkrow (+90)
10. Coloursfall (+81)
11. Music Dragon (+61)
12. Lilycolo (+55)
13. I liek Squirtles (+53)
14. Sangfroidish (+52)
15. Dragon (+52)
16. Zero Moment (+44)
17. DarkAura (+33)
18. Zora of Termina (+19)
19. pathos (+15)
20. surskitty (+10)
21. Grass King (+5)
22. Negrek (+4)
23. bulbasaur (+3)
24. Floette (+1)
25. Meursault (0)
26. Noctowl (-2)
27. Bluberry Bat (-10)
28. Mawile (-12)
29. Crazy Linoone (-16)
30. Orchestra (-21)
31. Gevaisa (-23)
32. Superbird (-31)
33. Kratos Aurion (-35)
34. Zexion (-36)
35. Arylett Charnoa (-43)
36. ultraviolet (-45)
37. JackPK (-47)
38. Whirlpool (-48)
39. Metallica Fanboy (-55)
40. hopeandjoy (-55)
41. Knuddeluff (-55)
42. Dar (-56)
43. Sylph (-59)
44. Wargle (-62)
45. Flareth (-79)
46. RespectTheBlade (-93)
47. Emperor_Evulz (-94)
48. Aletheia (-115)
49. Munchkin (-117)
50. Dazel (-126)
51. The Omskivar (-156)
52. Lord of the Fireflies (-198)
53. Ether's Bane (-201)


Honor Roll:

Honorees
Overall No. 1 Ranked Trainers:

Keldeo: 30/3/2015 - 21/4/2015 (3 weeks)
Sangfroidish: 21/4/2015 - incumbent
Eifie: 1/6/2015 - incumbent

No. 1 Ranked Trainers in Points:

blazheirio889: 2/2/2015 - 9/2/2015 (1 week)
ultraviolet: 9/2/2015 - 2/3/2015 (3 weeks)
Eifie: 2/3/2015 - 9/3/2015 (1 week)
Keldeo: 9/3/2015 - 21/4/2015 (6 weeks)
Sangfroidish: 21/4/2015 - 4/5/2015 (2 weeks)
Keldeo: 4/5/2015 - incumbent

No. 1 Ranked Trainers in Percentage:

Keldeo: 30/3/2015 - 21/4/2015 (3 weeks)
Sangfroidish: 21/4/2015 - incumbent

Most Dominant Trainer:

Eifie: 30/3/2015 - incumbent
Keldeo: 7/4/2015 - 21/4/2015 (2 weeks)

No. 1 Ranked Trainers in Knockouts:

blazheirio889: 2/2/2015 - 2/3/2015 (4 weeks)
Keldeo: 2/3/2015 - 21/4/2015 (7 weeks)
Sangfroidish: 21/4/2015 - 11/5/2015 (3 weeks)
pathos: 11/5/2015 - incumbent

No. 1 Ranked Trainers in Damage Differential:

blazheirio889: 2/2/2015 - 9/2/2015 (1 week)
Zhorken: 9/2/2015 - 16/2/2015 (1 week)
Byrus: 16/2/2015 - 2/3/2015 (2 weeks)
Eifie: 2/3/2015 - 9/3/2015 (1 week)
Keldeo: 9/3/2015 - 18/3/2015 (1 week)
Eifie: 18/3/2015 - 23/3/2015 (1 week)
Ampharos: 23/3/2015 - 30/3/2015 (1 week)
Eifie: 30/3/2015 - incumbent


All leaderboards will be updated every Monday.
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Funny story involving swears. Friend of mine with a dirty mouth was getting owned in soccer. The ref threatened to red card him if he swore again. Very next play he hits the ball out of bounds, starts yelling "SHI-" then catches himself and finishes "-TAKE MUSHROOMS!" He got red carded.


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Old 02-01-2015, 03:25 AM
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The Database is gonna do stats pretty soon fyi
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Yeah, but I don't think it separates DQ wins/losses, or has a points system. (Correct me if I'm wrong, though.) And either way, I don't think it also shows who is the world forum #1. This is more for the purpose of finding out who's hot, who's not, and everything in between.
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VRISKA: Are you coming or what!
ARANEA: Yes, please come! I was a8out to 8egin one final story 8efore we reach the treasure!
JOHN: oh holy shit another story? i'm there!!!
JOHN: sorry aradia, i'd love to keep chatting, but you heard the lady. it's story time again.
SOLLUX: w0w aradia, y0u actually sent the guy running t0 hear a serket st0ry.
SOLLUX: that was a REALLY impressive creep 0ut j0b, nice.
ARADIA: :(


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And we have our first weekly update!
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Quote:
UU: oh bloody hell.
UU: THIS was yoUr "enchantment?"
UU: are yoU serioUs???????????
UU: UUUUUUUUUUUgh. this is yoUr shittiest twist yet!
uu: WELL PLAYED "SIS!"
uu: YOu CHECKMATED MY QuEEN!
uu: AAH! HAA! HAA! HAA! HAA! HAA! HAA! HAA!
uu: THIS IS SO FuCKING FuNNY.
UU: i am jUst astonished.
UU: not at the gUile of yoUr little ploy, bUt by the fact that yoU actUally seem to think this was a clever rUse.
UU: it is jUst so painfUlly daft, i...
UU: i am speechless!
uu: NEVER SAW SOMEONE SPEECHLESS. WHO HAD SO MuCH TO TYPE.
uu: I THOuGHT YOu OF ALL PEOPLE WOuLD APPRECIATE MY MODIFICATIONS.
uu: THE CROWNS ARE REALLY NICE AND WELL CRAFTED.
uu: FORM FITTING. HARDLY ADDING ANY HEIGHT.
uu: LIKE CAPPING.
uu: A TOOTH.
uu: YOu WERE COMPLETELY FOOLED.
uu: AND NOW THE COVETED PRANKSTER'S GAMBIT BETWEEN uS.
uu: BELONGS TO ME.
UU: this is absUrd.
UU: yoU nagged incessantly for me to allow yoU to reverse the starting positions of the king and qUeen!
UU: i only agreed to get yoU to shUt Up aboUt it, and regardless, i knew i coUld beat yoU anyway even with yoUr initial "advantage." and i was right!
UU: how can yoU claim this as a legitimate strategy?
UU: yoU broke the rUles!
uu: HEY! I DIDN'T BREAK ANY RuLES.
uu: I MERELY ASKED IF YOu WOuLD AGREE. TO ME SWAPPING THE START POSITIONS OF THE KING AND QuEEN.
uu: AND YOu DID AGREE.
uu: BuT THEN I DIDN'T ACTuALLY DO IT.
uu: WHEN DID I SAY I WOuLD? NEVER.
uu: I WAS ONLY GAuGING YOuR WILLINGNESS TO MAKE THE EXCEPTION.
uu: I THEN WENT ABOuT DECORATING MY KING AND QuEEN WITH NICE LITTLE HATS.
uu: WHICH IS *ALSO* NOT AGAINST THE RuLES.
uu: YOu DO IT ALL THE FuCKING TIME. GIVE YOuR GAME PIECES HORNS AND SHIT.
uu: YOu EVEN GIVE THEM NAMES AND BLOOD CASTES. YuCK.
uu: SO IF YOu HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY DECORATIONS. I SAY POT. ALLOW ME TO INTRODuCE YOU TO THE FuCKING KETTLE.


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During the next update, all the results of prematurely ended battles will be included. They will be treated as if where it ended was the final score.
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Quote:
VRISKA: Are you coming or what!
ARANEA: Yes, please come! I was a8out to 8egin one final story 8efore we reach the treasure!
JOHN: oh holy shit another story? i'm there!!!
JOHN: sorry aradia, i'd love to keep chatting, but you heard the lady. it's story time again.
SOLLUX: w0w aradia, y0u actually sent the guy running t0 hear a serket st0ry.
SOLLUX: that was a REALLY impressive creep 0ut j0b, nice.
ARADIA: :(


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Latest update is in.
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Quote:
UU: oh bloody hell.
UU: THIS was yoUr "enchantment?"
UU: are yoU serioUs???????????
UU: UUUUUUUUUUUgh. this is yoUr shittiest twist yet!
uu: WELL PLAYED "SIS!"
uu: YOu CHECKMATED MY QuEEN!
uu: AAH! HAA! HAA! HAA! HAA! HAA! HAA! HAA!
uu: THIS IS SO FuCKING FuNNY.
UU: i am jUst astonished.
UU: not at the gUile of yoUr little ploy, bUt by the fact that yoU actUally seem to think this was a clever rUse.
UU: it is jUst so painfUlly daft, i...
UU: i am speechless!
uu: NEVER SAW SOMEONE SPEECHLESS. WHO HAD SO MuCH TO TYPE.
uu: I THOuGHT YOu OF ALL PEOPLE WOuLD APPRECIATE MY MODIFICATIONS.
uu: THE CROWNS ARE REALLY NICE AND WELL CRAFTED.
uu: FORM FITTING. HARDLY ADDING ANY HEIGHT.
uu: LIKE CAPPING.
uu: A TOOTH.
uu: YOu WERE COMPLETELY FOOLED.
uu: AND NOW THE COVETED PRANKSTER'S GAMBIT BETWEEN uS.
uu: BELONGS TO ME.
UU: this is absUrd.
UU: yoU nagged incessantly for me to allow yoU to reverse the starting positions of the king and qUeen!
UU: i only agreed to get yoU to shUt Up aboUt it, and regardless, i knew i coUld beat yoU anyway even with yoUr initial "advantage." and i was right!
UU: how can yoU claim this as a legitimate strategy?
UU: yoU broke the rUles!
uu: HEY! I DIDN'T BREAK ANY RuLES.
uu: I MERELY ASKED IF YOu WOuLD AGREE. TO ME SWAPPING THE START POSITIONS OF THE KING AND QuEEN.
uu: AND YOu DID AGREE.
uu: BuT THEN I DIDN'T ACTuALLY DO IT.
uu: WHEN DID I SAY I WOuLD? NEVER.
uu: I WAS ONLY GAuGING YOuR WILLINGNESS TO MAKE THE EXCEPTION.
uu: I THEN WENT ABOuT DECORATING MY KING AND QuEEN WITH NICE LITTLE HATS.
uu: WHICH IS *ALSO* NOT AGAINST THE RuLES.
uu: YOu DO IT ALL THE FuCKING TIME. GIVE YOuR GAME PIECES HORNS AND SHIT.
uu: YOu EVEN GIVE THEM NAMES AND BLOOD CASTES. YuCK.
uu: SO IF YOu HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY DECORATIONS. I SAY POT. ALLOW ME TO INTRODuCE YOU TO THE FuCKING KETTLE.


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1945-2015
R.I.P.

\m/
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Updated.
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Funny story involving swears. Friend of mine with a dirty mouth was getting owned in soccer. The ref threatened to red card him if he swore again. Very next play he hits the ball out of bounds, starts yelling "SHI-" then catches himself and finishes "-TAKE MUSHROOMS!" He got red carded.


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Quote:
UU: oh bloody hell.
UU: THIS was yoUr "enchantment?"
UU: are yoU serioUs???????????
UU: UUUUUUUUUUUgh. this is yoUr shittiest twist yet!
uu: WELL PLAYED "SIS!"
uu: YOu CHECKMATED MY QuEEN!
uu: AAH! HAA! HAA! HAA! HAA! HAA! HAA! HAA!
uu: THIS IS SO FuCKING FuNNY.
UU: i am jUst astonished.
UU: not at the gUile of yoUr little ploy, bUt by the fact that yoU actUally seem to think this was a clever rUse.
UU: it is jUst so painfUlly daft, i...
UU: i am speechless!
uu: NEVER SAW SOMEONE SPEECHLESS. WHO HAD SO MuCH TO TYPE.
uu: I THOuGHT YOu OF ALL PEOPLE WOuLD APPRECIATE MY MODIFICATIONS.
uu: THE CROWNS ARE REALLY NICE AND WELL CRAFTED.
uu: FORM FITTING. HARDLY ADDING ANY HEIGHT.
uu: LIKE CAPPING.
uu: A TOOTH.
uu: YOu WERE COMPLETELY FOOLED.
uu: AND NOW THE COVETED PRANKSTER'S GAMBIT BETWEEN uS.
uu: BELONGS TO ME.
UU: this is absUrd.
UU: yoU nagged incessantly for me to allow yoU to reverse the starting positions of the king and qUeen!
UU: i only agreed to get yoU to shUt Up aboUt it, and regardless, i knew i coUld beat yoU anyway even with yoUr initial "advantage." and i was right!
UU: how can yoU claim this as a legitimate strategy?
UU: yoU broke the rUles!
uu: HEY! I DIDN'T BREAK ANY RuLES.
uu: I MERELY ASKED IF YOu WOuLD AGREE. TO ME SWAPPING THE START POSITIONS OF THE KING AND QuEEN.
uu: AND YOu DID AGREE.
uu: BuT THEN I DIDN'T ACTuALLY DO IT.
uu: WHEN DID I SAY I WOuLD? NEVER.
uu: I WAS ONLY GAuGING YOuR WILLINGNESS TO MAKE THE EXCEPTION.
uu: I THEN WENT ABOuT DECORATING MY KING AND QuEEN WITH NICE LITTLE HATS.
uu: WHICH IS *ALSO* NOT AGAINST THE RuLES.
uu: YOu DO IT ALL THE FuCKING TIME. GIVE YOuR GAME PIECES HORNS AND SHIT.
uu: YOu EVEN GIVE THEM NAMES AND BLOOD CASTES. YuCK.
uu: SO IF YOu HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY DECORATIONS. I SAY POT. ALLOW ME TO INTRODuCE YOU TO THE FuCKING KETTLE.


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As you may have noticed, there has been no leaderboard update this week - I'm still waiting for everything to settle.

EDIT: Or it may just be late this week. Stay tuned.

EDIT #2: It's up!

Also, in an ironic twist:

The two DQ's that one of the banned players received for getting banned were actually this player's fourth and fifth complete battles - getting banned actually caused this player to complete the five-battle requirement for being ranked on both the main and the percentage leaderboards, though because this player is banned, this player, obviously, cannot be ranked.
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The tourney battles aren't counted, right?
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The tourney battles aren't counted, right?
I'm up there, so they must be. :B I don't see why they shouldn't anyway, they're still battles like any other.
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Latest update is in.
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Dead last, every time. 8)
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Dead last, every time. 8)
Well, that's kind of an achievement in and of itself, isn't it?
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^^ that was entirely my fault >.>
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ANNOUNCEMENT:

Starting from next week, the overall rankings will go up. On a temporary basis, they will be decided by points, total KO, and damage differential rankings, until at least ten (10) trainers have completed five battles, at which point they will be decided by points and percentage rankings.
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ARANEA: Yes, please come! I was a8out to 8egin one final story 8efore we reach the treasure!
JOHN: oh holy shit another story? i'm there!!!
JOHN: sorry aradia, i'd love to keep chatting, but you heard the lady. it's story time again.
SOLLUX: w0w aradia, y0u actually sent the guy running t0 hear a serket st0ry.
SOLLUX: that was a REALLY impressive creep 0ut j0b, nice.
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