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Let's Play Final Fantasy V!
- Thread starter Blaziking the God General
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Female, posing as a male because pirates.
Blaziking the God General
Replicaaa!
So I was bored today and was wondering what to do and the first thing that came to my mind was "update Let's Play Final Fantasy V!"
...actually it was one of the last things that came to my mind but hey, it was a good idea nonetheless.
Part 4: Faris Has Boobs
Previously on Let's Play Final Fantasy V...
WE'RE GOING DOWN CAPTAIN!
HEY IT'S FARIS'S SISTER.
Probably something about the whirlpool or something. I don't know. Those dragons overreact to everything.
It better be that candy necklace, or I'll be pretty pissed off.
...I'm pretty pissed off.
Um. This is another battle with no strategy. Attack and heal when necessary. Repeat.
I guess that Karbohoolda whatever was going camping.
NOO WE'RE GOING DOWN!!! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!
BEFORE THAT I WANT TO TELL YOU, LENNA, THAT I THINK YOUR BOOBS ARE ALMOST NONEXISTENT.
...I MEANT THAT FIGURATIVELY.
Oops, looks like we forgot someone.
Oh don't worry Faris! I'm sure Syldra won't be torn to shreds because of the raging whirlpool. She might lose an arm or something, but other than that I'm sure she'll be fine.
...am I not helping?
Well maybe we can go back and-
-save...her. Um. Pizza, anyone?
She might be missing a few vital organs or limbs, but I'm sure the remainder of her is still intact.
It is the vast watery world known as the ocean.
That too.
The Ship Graveyard. It's a neat place that has wrecked ships and...more wrecked ships. It's fairly linear except for the parts that aren't linear.
Wouldn't be the first time.
Is "fish" code for something or did you somehow get a fish in your pants.
Yes lets spend a night in a place that is in the middle of the ocean and is swarming with monsters that seem to have an abnormally high encounter rate. Brilliant!
Should Daisy come with you?
I'm part pirate and part dragon. I can handle this!
WHAT ARE YOU MY MOM?
I'm trying to get my beauty sleep my god guys.
Wait...if Faris is a girl...that means that Bartz and Galuf are straight because of when they fell in love with her, and that means that Lenna...well she might still be a Lesbian, I don't know.
LIFE MAKES SENSE AGAIN!!!
If you have boobs, you wear clothing that shows that. I thought we made that clear in the job description.
So...as a young girl...you were mistaken for a boy?
You must have been a damn ugly child.
Depends on if you want to get laid or not.
I have no problem with this. You being a woman clears things up a lot.
THE NEXT MORNING
DAMMIT HE FORGOT HIS LIFE ALERT NECKLACE AGAIN.
Bahahaha crazy old perverted man. :)
Remember kids, its okay to be the gender you are.
Oh come on, Galuf is the one with the stupid sayings.
Oh great, someone ELSE who dyes their hair.
Hey now, Galuf is the pervert here.
King Tycoon is a ladies man.
FOR ONCE YOUR AMNESIA IS USEFUL.
Oh no! They're dead! And we just figured out what everyone's gender and sexual orientation is!
Don't get cocky kid!
Oh. That's too bad.
Now go to your room right now! I don't want to see you until you have thought over what you've done!
Well, first come back to life, but after you've done that, OPEN YOUR EYES.
So Galuf bitchlslaps them out of their trances. Actually, he might be spanking them. I really don't know, nor do I want to know.
EEEEEKKK!
That's one ugle motherfucker! LET'S SMASH HER UP (if you know what I mean)
NEXT TIME ON LETS PLAY FINAL FANTASY V!!!!
(oh right I changed Daisy to a Black Mage temporarily)
...actually it was one of the last things that came to my mind but hey, it was a good idea nonetheless.
Part 4: Faris Has Boobs
Previously on Let's Play Final Fantasy V...
WE'RE GOING DOWN CAPTAIN!
HEY IT'S FARIS'S SISTER.
Probably something about the whirlpool or something. I don't know. Those dragons overreact to everything.
It better be that candy necklace, or I'll be pretty pissed off.
...I'm pretty pissed off.
Um. This is another battle with no strategy. Attack and heal when necessary. Repeat.
I guess that Karbohoolda whatever was going camping.
NOO WE'RE GOING DOWN!!! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!
BEFORE THAT I WANT TO TELL YOU, LENNA, THAT I THINK YOUR BOOBS ARE ALMOST NONEXISTENT.
...I MEANT THAT FIGURATIVELY.
Oops, looks like we forgot someone.
Oh don't worry Faris! I'm sure Syldra won't be torn to shreds because of the raging whirlpool. She might lose an arm or something, but other than that I'm sure she'll be fine.
...am I not helping?
Well maybe we can go back and-
-save...her. Um. Pizza, anyone?
She might be missing a few vital organs or limbs, but I'm sure the remainder of her is still intact.
It is the vast watery world known as the ocean.
That too.
The Ship Graveyard. It's a neat place that has wrecked ships and...more wrecked ships. It's fairly linear except for the parts that aren't linear.
Wouldn't be the first time.
Is "fish" code for something or did you somehow get a fish in your pants.
Yes lets spend a night in a place that is in the middle of the ocean and is swarming with monsters that seem to have an abnormally high encounter rate. Brilliant!
Should Daisy come with you?
I'm part pirate and part dragon. I can handle this!
WHAT ARE YOU MY MOM?
I'm trying to get my beauty sleep my god guys.
Wait...if Faris is a girl...that means that Bartz and Galuf are straight because of when they fell in love with her, and that means that Lenna...well she might still be a Lesbian, I don't know.
LIFE MAKES SENSE AGAIN!!!
If you have boobs, you wear clothing that shows that. I thought we made that clear in the job description.
So...as a young girl...you were mistaken for a boy?
You must have been a damn ugly child.
Depends on if you want to get laid or not.
I have no problem with this. You being a woman clears things up a lot.
THE NEXT MORNING
DAMMIT HE FORGOT HIS LIFE ALERT NECKLACE AGAIN.
Bahahaha crazy old perverted man. :)
Remember kids, its okay to be the gender you are.
Oh come on, Galuf is the one with the stupid sayings.
Oh great, someone ELSE who dyes their hair.
Hey now, Galuf is the pervert here.
King Tycoon is a ladies man.
FOR ONCE YOUR AMNESIA IS USEFUL.
Oh no! They're dead! And we just figured out what everyone's gender and sexual orientation is!
Don't get cocky kid!
Oh. That's too bad.
Now go to your room right now! I don't want to see you until you have thought over what you've done!
Well, first come back to life, but after you've done that, OPEN YOUR EYES.
So Galuf bitchlslaps them out of their trances. Actually, he might be spanking them. I really don't know, nor do I want to know.
EEEEEKKK!
That's one ugle motherfucker! LET'S SMASH HER UP (if you know what I mean)
NEXT TIME ON LETS PLAY FINAL FANTASY V!!!!
(oh right I changed Daisy to a Black Mage temporarily)
