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Let's Play Pokemon Fire Red!

Oh, I know what to name them! Names In Order;

Go
To
Fucking
Hell,
You
N00b


Anyway, I like these LPs. ^v^
 
Well here it is!

Last time: We deliver our first piece of shit!

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Sheldon is pimpin'.

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Of course.

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HERE IS THIS coke CANDY I GOT FROM A STRANGER.

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Oh no.

Nonononononono not this massive douche again. I just started this thing and this douche has popped up like 6 times! 6! That's as many as twelve halves.

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Why didn't you forget? D:

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IM NOT A F*CKIN DELIVERY BOY!! THAT'S IT OAK YOU'RE GETTING YOUR OTHER ASSHOLE .5! Well, you gave this- this thing the same task, so you only get .25. For now, Oak. For now.

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Are you sure it's yours? What if you stole it from Juniper when you were drunk? O.o

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Why don't you call it Wikipedia? Oh wait- then it will be yet another thing you plaigarize.

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Dude you're like 55. My grandpa is older and does cartwheels. Or at least tries, anyway.

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I'll see you later, when I whoop your ass while the E4 laugh at you. Anyway, imma gettin a Pidgey. And it will be named epikly. In a way only G. Lopez fans will know. >:D

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*hinthint*

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Finally someone sane! Iknowright Oak is such a lazyass!
And she gives me a map, which I guess is useful. But it's her map. So romantic. Lopez just starts flirting.

Lopez: Oh hello.
Daisy: F*ck off.
Lopez: You're so beautiful when you tell me to f*ck off!

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Meet Benny, my new Pidgey. In the series, she's Lopez's epic beer-drinking mother in law.

And this ends this chapter!

Asshole Count: Oak(.25)=3.75
Bedd Count: 1
Romantic Interests: Daisy=1
 
George Lopez FTW! You shall get a Nidoran and name it Tyranitar. I command you.
 
Tee-heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

I'm liking this. You should've saved the name Benny for a Growlithe, but still.
...
Get a Snorlax. Name it Ernie.
 
Ooh, nice.

So this is how my team is gonna finish.

Sheldon-Blastoise
Benny-Pidgeot
Ray-Nidoking
Ernie-Snorlax
Max-Primeape
?????????????

Imma choose the last one.
 
WAIT. I'm gonna ditch the name Ray in favor of Max, catch a Nidoranf named Carmen and name the Mankey after Lopez's wife's dad! I forgot both of their names :P
 
The wife was Angie. And I can't remember the father in-law's name either D:
 
....I knew it before, but you made me forget
D:
I'll watch George Lopez later tonight when it comes on, and tell ya in the morning, okay, ILS?
 
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