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Omegle

Guess they didn't like Pika....
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Actually, it's either a bot that does nothing and leaves, some idiot doing that to piss people off, or a bug in the site.

But they still probably don't like Pika
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi.
You: Hi!
Stranger: how r u?
You: Fine, you?
Stranger: im doing fine.
Stranger: ASL?
You: No cyber for you!
Stranger: umm not looking for that,
You: Oh Really?
Stranger: just trying to make sure im not talking to no 62 year old man.
You: 19/m/Kentucky
Stranger: im bored.
You: ASL?
Stranger: no cyber for u!
You: XD
You: same reason as you.
Stranger: what?
You: just trying to make sure im not talking to no 62 year old man.
Stranger: 19/m/Ca
You: Whoa, hows the weather?
Stranger: it's alright.
You: It rained here, but, no rain, no life!
Stranger: haha that's cool.
You: I live in the city of Louisville, in what city do you live?
Stranger: San Diego.
Stranger: u go to louisville university?
You: No, I go to WKU.
Stranger: thats cool
You: Where do you go?
Stranger: not going anymore going back next year working full time to get my dream car.
You: What car would that be?
Stranger: Lexus Is350
You: Interesting, I'd personally go for a mini cooper.
Stranger: I don't like them personally.
Stranger: way too small.
You: But they are fuel efficient!
Stranger: yeah, i'm not really concerned about fuel economy though haha.
You: You are killing the environment! ; ;
Stranger: not anyworse than diesel's driving on the highway.
You: True. I'd suggest you get a job close to home, it's great exercise if you walk to work.
You: And less of a hassle if you drive!
Stranger: I run at the gym would rather not walk to work.
Stranger: I like driving.
You: You like driving fast, don't you?
Stranger: not anymore got pulled over couple months ago can't afford to let my insurance go up.
Stranger: but the car i have right now. doesn't really make me wanna go fast,
You: Ouch, I don't have a license yet, but I do have a permit.
Stranger: ouch. haha
Stranger: I can't imagine not driving.
You: I need the exercise though. It's a good thing too, because I'd be fat as hell if I didn't have a job.
You: I work as a cart pusher you see.
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: at a market?
You: Yes.
You: Horrible pay, horrible conditions, horrible bosses, but the other employees are AWESOME!
Stranger: typical job.
Stranger: haha
You: Yep, but it's much better than cleaning bathrooms, oh wait, I do that too...
Stranger: that sucks.
You: I got the shitty end of the stick there!
Stranger: haha.
You: Pun was totally unintended.
You: They also have me pulling weeds, doing garbage, cleaning vomit, doing work I'm not trained for, etc. I'm the store whore!
Stranger: that's terrible, I would have quit long ago or applied at other places.
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This guy is awesome!
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: so... Are you human?
Stranger: im defently am
You: Aw, way to ruin the fun
Stranger: sorry
You: Tis alright
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: are you human
You: A little of this and a little of that
Stranger: oh kl
Stranger: what are you mostly
You: Who's to know?
You: It's a secret. ;)
Stranger: a secrety secret?
You: A secretly scerty secret!
Stranger: wow
Stranger: thats realy secret
You: I know, right? =)
Stranger: lol
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And the fun didn't even start yet. :P

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Bonjour!
Stranger: bonjour
Stranger: are you a girl
You: Depends...
Stranger: oh
Stranger: how are you
You: I'm good, you?
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: good
Stranger: are we make a cam sex
Stranger: :(
Stranger: ?
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...Okay...
Stranger: what is your adress?
Stranger: pleas give me
Stranger: msn adress
You: ...
You: ...No...
Stranger: why
Stranger: :(
You: Are you M/F?
Stranger: M
You: XD
You: Sorry, but I'm M
Stranger: xD
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Now I can state that a guy tried hitting on me for the first time. XD
 
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All right, behind this one. I've been reading knowyourmeme.com too much, and I decided to try the Triforce thing. I tried it, but because of the You: at the beginning of each line, it didn't line up. The guy then said "NEWFAGS CAN'T TRIFORCE" and left. Anyway, when I finally got it:

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: haiya
You: ▲
▲ ▲
You: YES
You: I CAN TRIFORCE
You: NEWFAGS CAN'T TRIFORCE
Stranger: TRIFORCE?
Stranger: what's mean
You: You've never played Legend of Zelda?
Stranger: game?
You: You suck. D:
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Dammit doesn't work when I copypasta. Or when I do it right. Damn. ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS IT WAS A PERFECT TRIFORCE IN THE CHAT. D:

Anyway, Triforces (Triforcii?) seem to be a repellent of Omeglers.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: EVERYONE
You: IS HATING ON MY TRIFORCE.
Stranger: asl?
You: ▲
▲ ▲
You: M/17/Hyrule
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Stranger: hi
You: Do you like doritos?
Stranger: yes
You: then SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: epic penis duel
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My personal favourite:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you
You: Good. I'm Jesus.
Stranger: me too
Stranger: asl please
You: 2009, M, Nazareth.
You: You?
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Saying, "Daddy, is that you?" gets some interesting conversations:
You: Daddy, is that you?

Stranger: yes!

Stranger: you found me!

You: Where have you been for the past 64 years?

Stranger: in candyland

Stranger: eating candy

Stranger: lots and lots of candy

You: :D

Stranger: yumm oh the candy!

You: Where is this magical place of joy?

Stranger: beound the rives

Stranger: and the streams

Stranger: past the moutins

Stranger: and the hills

You: I shall not rest until I have found it.

Stranger: and i shall fart every day

You: That would cause the world to blow up. You shall be prosecuted.

Stranger: YES

Stranger: PROSECUTED

Stranger: I SHALL!!!!

You: I am glad we are in agreement.

Stranger: tell ur mother

Stranger: I LOVE HER

Stranger: and i hate her

You: She died yesterday.

Stranger: awww that sux

You: Nah; she had life insurance.

Stranger: good give me the money

You: I gambled it all away.

Stranger: U SUX

You: I couldn't resist.

Stranger: GET IT BACK

Stranger: FORE I SEND WILLY WONKA 2 KILL U

You: I'm already in jail for killing my mother; I don't want to go to jail again for stealing money.

You: :(

Stranger: now im broke in a stupid cave wit skittles

You: I feel for you.

Stranger: u noe wut y dont u kill urself

Stranger: cuz i hate u

Stranger: and u noe wut

Stranger: im not ur dad

Stranger: stupid

You: I have nothing left to live for. Goodbye.

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You: Daddy, is that you?
Stranger: hi
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You: Daddy, is that you?

Stranger: yes its me :D

You: Where have you been for the past 64 years?

Stranger: I was loocking for you!

Stranger: looking

You: I was always waiting.

You: But you never came.

You: After 50 years, I almost gave up hope.

You: And killed myself.

You: But I couldn't bring myself to believe you had left me forever.

Stranger: easy easy

Stranger: I´m here now

You: YOU MADE ME WASTE MY LIFE!

You: I SHALL HAVE REVENGE IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!

You: >:-(

Stranger: But I´m here now girl

You: And I'm not a girl.

Stranger: ooh

Stranger: bye

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What fun. :D

And, just a random conversation:
Stranger: who are you then, lady?

You: Somebody who isn't female.

You: You're the second person in a row to be gender-confused.

Stranger: can't help it. i'm a transsexual.

You: I'm sorry, but I'll have to kill you now.

Stranger: it's in my nature.

You: Don't take it personally.

You: It's just something I do.

You: *kills*

Stranger: i'm used to it.

You: Good.

Stranger: *dies*
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Stranger: KINOSTI!!1
You: Kinosti yourself.
Stranger: Taas joku randomi
You: La zuum be chumble.
Stranger: Momba vaan ittelles manni
You: Bubh toplz?
You: BUBH. PULZAR.
Stranger: KAHEN KILON SIIKA
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...O.o

Stranger: hi
You: So.
You: I herd u liek Mudkipz?
Stranger: im a lonely single hot women
Stranger: you wanna fuck?
You: Aww, that's too bad!
You: Of course I'd like duck!
You: Thank you, kind madame!
You: Would you like some water so you aren't so hot?
Stranger: oh you must be gay
Stranger: sorry my mistake
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You: Hello.
Stranger: hi
You: Do you have toasty buns?
Stranger: uh
Stranger: no
You: Damnit.
You: I need some.
Stranger: haha
Stranger: why
You: Can you direct me to a source?
You: ...
You: It's like craaaack.
You: The only way I will ever survive in this cold, bleak world is with my toasty buns.
Stranger: i sorry
Stranger: hum
Stranger: where do you live??
You: I live in Yurble.
You: Small town in Canada..
You: You probably haven't heard of it.
Stranger: haha
You: We don't get many toasty buns here, see.
You: They're a precious commodity.
Stranger: wo
Stranger: wow
Stranger: you know
Stranger: i'm korean
You: Interesting.
Stranger: ha
Stranger: do you konw about korea>??
You: I heard it has lots of frosty patties.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i ilve is USA
Stranger: now for study
You: Cool.
You: Or should I say warm.
You: Like toasty buns.
You: Omnomnom.

This guy was epic.
 
Omegle said:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: hi low asl?
You: 11 F NYC
Stranger: 11 m nyc too!
You: O.o
You: HELLO!
You: I've alwats wanted to meet another 11 year old here.
Stranger: wer?
Stranger: cp?
You: on omegle.
Stranger: wer shall we meet?
Stranger: cp?
You: no, on omegle.
Stranger: central park, meet me there now.
Stranger: plz
You: I'm in queens.
Stranger: o
You: and have a performance in about ten min.
Stranger: wer, can i watch?
Stranger: r u a pro?
You: clarinet no and no.
Stranger: fuk u then!
You: stalker.
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Dealing With The Creeps 101 :3
Stranger: looking for a husband
You: I saw one.
Stranger: where?
You: He went thataway.
You: GO RUN
Stranger: thanks!
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I was inspired.

Stranger: hi
You: Ih
Stranger: asl?
You: Beware.
You: Be aware.
You: We are TCoD.
You: We hunt idiots and troll them
You: I warned you.
You: Beware.
You: So, what's up?
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You: Hello.
Stranger: hello shithead

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It's actually quite fun, doing that.
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: pikachu
Stranger: m looking for m
You: m?
You: male?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes
You: im m
Stranger: are you gay or bi?
You: no
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Well sorry, mister. Its not like I wasn't hoping for a fm. :/
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm looking for a chicken
You: It's giagantic
You: Like 5 feet
Stranger: :O
Stranger: i wanna see it!
Stranger: it sounds amazing
You: I can't find it though
Stranger: =[
You: Last time I saw it it was in a costume shop
Stranger: where was the costume shop
You: I chased after it and it ran off
You: The costume shop...it was somewhere in Mexico
Stranger: swine flu maybe? theyre all swiney there
You: I remember chasing it over the border
You: I think it went towards California
You: OH SHOOT I FOUND HIM. GOTTA RUN!
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xDDDDDDDDD
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEY!
You: WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH ME?
Stranger: YOUR BODY!
You: WHY?
Stranger: BECAUSE ITS SEXY
You: WHY?
Stranger: BECAUSE I SAID SO
You: WHY?
Stranger: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET ON YOUR KNEES
You: BUT I DON'T WANNA!
Stranger: FINE! I'LL GET ON MINE!
You: AND DO WAT?
Stranger: YOU FIGURE IT OUT GENIUS
You: I DID WHEN YOU SAID 'YOUR BODY'!
Stranger: um
You: So . . .
Stranger: yea . . .
You: Okay . . .
Stranger: I have to go now . . .
You: BYE!
Stranger: BYE!
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My first, so it's not the best . . .
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Even better:
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People who believe Obama does not use Omegle should refrain from reading the following:

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey ppl
You: er, its just one person here
Stranger: yupperss
You: okay...
Stranger: soats ur name
You: soats?
Stranger: *so wats ur name
You: Barack Obama
Stranger: w.e
You: yous?
Stranger: lilly
You: er, really?
Stranger: ya y
You: how do i know you're not barack obama?
You: aaaah! i'm yalking to obama!
Stranger: b.c im a gurl
Stranger: i swear
You: obama is a girl? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!
Stranger: no this ain obama'
Stranger: dumb ass
You: you're lyin' obama. I know...
Stranger: w.e ur gay
You: a girl can't be gay
You: gay
Stranger: so u a gurl
Stranger: asl
You: no, i m a boy
Stranger: sl
Stranger: asl
You: !5/unknown/hell
Stranger: kewl
You: Thanks for talkin'
You: Obama
Stranger: im not obama
You: asl?
You: hmm....
Stranger: 13/f/england
You: wow!
Stranger: wow wat
You: i thouht Obama lived in America.
Stranger: im not fuckin obama
You: how would i know. you could be lying. Or maybe i'm Obama, screwing you around.
Stranger: wft is wrong wiff u
You: I'll sing a song, okay? Plz wait.
Stranger: ? ur weird
Stranger: peace out
Stranger: im out
You: Obama, Obama, Obama ka mama, panega Pyjama, Or kehga mama mama mama, Vacso da gama
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*zing*
 
Stranger: Hello
You: Can I have a donut, please?
Stranger: What filling?
You: Jelly would be good.
You: Thank you, kind sir/madam.
Stranger: Ok done. With USPS as we speak..
You: *omnomnom*
You: TCoD?
Stranger: Turksh Carrot of Death?
You: The Cave of Dragonflies.
You: Close, though.
Stranger: 0_o
You: What? You don't liek Mudkipz?
Stranger: oh no
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*sob*
 
someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do a barrel roll!
Stranger: 啥鬼
You: I don't speak Chinese.
Stranger: oh...
You: Press L and Z to do a barrel roll!
Stranger: ...
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I don't think they could do it.
 
Epic conversation:

You: Hi, could I get a burger and fries, please?

Stranger: shure what size?

You: Large. I need a drink with that, also.

You: A large root beer.

Stranger: will that be all?

You: I think so.

You: The kids can go hungry.

You: They'll survive.

You: Probably.

You: This is only their third day without food.

You: Or fourth. I can't remember.

Stranger: haha ok, that will be 6.95, please drive up to window 2

You: WHAT? THAT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY! I'M TAKING MY BUSINESS SOMEWHERE ELSE!

Stranger: please if i loose another costomer my boss will beat me!

You: ...how hard?

Stranger: last time he hit me i woke up 3 days later with my panties around my ankles tied to a lawn chair in a footballl field

You: I bet I could knock you out for four.

You: How about your boss and I have a face-off?

You: How does tomorrow at 1 o'clock sound?

Stranger: ooo i love a strong man

You: Great.

You: See you then.

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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Hi Hi
Stranger: How are you?
You: You have thirty seconds to press the button and save the world. Besides that, I'm doing okay.
Stranger: If I had a button to do that, then i'd press it, but I ....don't
Stranger: Sooo
Stranger: How are you again?
Stranger: Oh okay
Stranger: Good
You: It is on your keyboard.
Stranger: Which one?
You: The big Enter button.
Stranger: Pressed it.
Stranger: Twice
You: The one on the right.
Stranger: Yeah I know.
Stranger: It says "Enter"
Stranger: It's not hard
You: You have saved the world.
Stranger: Go me
You: What do you want now, a muffin or something?
Stranger: No thanks.
Stranger: What do you want?
You: . . . the truth.
Stranger: The truth, huh
Stranger: The truth is out there
Stranger: somewhere...
You: Out where?
Stranger: Somthin like that
Stranger: I dunno
You: . . . I guess you don't really know what your talking about.
Stranger: Obviously
You: Kinda.
Stranger: But neither do you
You: I do SORTA!
Stranger: Actually, you don't
Stranger: I applaud you though
Stranger: For trying to do something...original
You: But YOU saved the world.
Stranger: Thanks to YOU
You: But YOU pressed the BUTTON!
Stranger: Desmond?
You: No.
Stranger: Hm..
Stranger: Now what?
You: I don't know . . .
Stranger: dot dot dot
You: . . . . . . . . .
Stranger: yeahhhh
Stranger: Awkward
You: Um . . .
Stranger: I don't know why this is uncomfortable
Stranger: But it is
You: Maybe it's the big Talk to strangers! up there.
Stranger: Maybee
You: The world may never know.
Stranger: Well...
Stranger: Nice...talkin to ya, I guess
You: . . .
Stranger: We may never meet again
You: Yeah.
Stranger: But uh, y'know
Stranger: good times
You: Yeah . . .
Stranger: i'm disconnecting now
You: UHiufopnsd
You: Bye.
Stranger: Wait
Stranger: What?
You: Nothing.
Stranger: Noo..you said something?
Stranger: What is that?
You: I said bye.
Stranger: No, before that.
Stranger: "UHiufopnsd"
You: I said that? Damn keyboard.
Stranger: k
You: Bleh.
Stranger: Some kinda code
You: IF YOU WON'T DISCONNECT I WILL!
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
Stranger: Why?
You: I don't know.
Stranger: I want to know the meaning of what you said
Stranger: It was no mistake
You: I pressed random keyes, there.
Stranger: I don't believe you.
You: I beleive me.
Stranger: Ok.
Stranger: But i don't
You: 1/2
Stranger: If you want to leave, then leave.
Stranger: I'm not keeping you here
You: You're not keeping me here.
Stranger: I'm not.
You: I know.
Stranger: Ok then
You: 1/4
Stranger: As long as you know
Stranger: You're stalling
You: As long as I know.
You: Yes.
Stranger: Yes.
You: YES DAMMIT!
Stranger: Say what you wanna say
You: But I already am.
Stranger: Alright.
You: Yess~!
Stranger: I have a feeling
You: Of . . .
Stranger: Are you European?
You: No I am not. I'm american.
Stranger: Oh.
Stranger: Me too.
You: . .
You: .
Stranger: Me too...
You: I'm a dude, too.
Stranger: Ok.
You: Are YOU?
Stranger: Well, what d'you think?
You: Yes. You have mere fractions of a second to press the delete button.
Stranger: Huh?
You: PRESS THE DELET BUTTON OR WE ALL DIE!
Stranger: You're very dramatic
Stranger: You need to chill
Stranger: out
You: Yes I am. Did you press it, though?
Stranger: I did.
You: Good.
You: We all live.
Stranger: I felt stupid doing it though.
You: Why?
Stranger: Because.
You: A dramatic stranger told you to?
Stranger: That's it, yeah.
You: Ah.
You: 1/8
You: These are seconds, you know.
Stranger: I know that.
Stranger: Do it then.
Stranger: I dare ya
You: I have to wait for it to reach zero, though!
You: 1/16
Stranger: 0
You: 1/10000000
You: Almost.
Stranger: Why don't I save you the trouble
You: 0
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Longest convo of mine yet. Oh, and I actually counted seconds.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do a barrel roll!
Stranger: :|
You: >|
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