*Is lazy and therefore doesn't bother reading the thread properly, but rather skims the posts briefly.*
Apocalyptic situations? I'm paranoid. And I don't mean that in the way most people do when they say it, I mean that I actually suffer from [SIZE=small]self-diagnosed[/SIZE] paranoia. I've planned for pretty much everything, including the death of one parent or both. I haven't written any of these plans down, lest someone find them, cause one of my many planned-for situations to occur and beat me at every corner. I have them all memorised.
Actually, that's not true. I just can't be bothered to write them all down.
I could list what I've planned for, though.
1) My mother's death.
2) My father's death.
3) Both of their deaths.
4) a) Burglaries
4) b) Encountering a rapist/child molester
5) The American government's inevitable discreet, undercover invasion of Britain and the obvious result, using English land to test new aircraft because the Americans are starting to catch on.
6) a) Alien invasion - hostile.
6) b) Alien invasion - recon.
6) c) Alien invasion - seeding. (The most unlikely in my long, long list.)
6) d) Aliens coming with intent of learning of/from us and the military, being military, just blowing them all up.
6) e) Aliens coming with intent of educating us and the military, being military, just blowing them all up.
7) (Finally, a new number!) One company buying all radio and/or TV stations and putting subliminal messages in the radio and/or TV shows. My plans include these messages inclining the purchase of a particular object, joining a particular movement or just good old-fashioned hypnotic slavery.
8) a) An unstoppable or near-unstoppable virus developing and wiping out most life forms.
8) b) An unstoppable or near-unstoppable virus being genetically engineered and wiping out most life forms.
9) Lab Animals, after successful testing, being given drugs to enhance their intelligence, revolting and overthrowing the Human race.
10) Nuclear warfare breaking out.
11) The inevitable culling of all but one of the following: Asia, America, Europe (exc. Britain), Britain and Australasia by the remaining one.
...I think that's it. At least, those are the likely events I have planned for.
