RedneckPhoenix
make no mistakes 'cause i'm on fire
- Pronoun
- he/him
Welcome to the totally nondescript office, that is DEFINITELY not a front for a secret organization full of specialty agents. We sell, uh... bread? Bread. Yes, our organization is Lead Bread. Wait, no, there's no lead in our bread... ah, whatever.
If we did so happen to be a secret organization, we definitely wouldn't have tons of double-agents trying to kill the normal ones. Most CERTAINLY not. Now, uh, the thing about our company is-
KABOOM
Uh, it seems that our, uh... Bread machines just exploded, so, uh, we'll have to, uh-
"YOU ARE SURROUNDED! STAND DOWN!"
Um, the police are here, to, uh, fix our bread machines, so, uh, the tour ends here! Bye! See ya! Oh, god, why aren't you leaving? Bye!
(This is a rather basic mafia game, where everyone is really bad at keeping secrets. It's the first one I'm hosting, so don't expect many fancy things. I mean, I GUESS you can choose a secret agent-y character to be, but it'll be solely for flavor. Roles are random.)
If we did so happen to be a secret organization, we definitely wouldn't have tons of double-agents trying to kill the normal ones. Most CERTAINLY not. Now, uh, the thing about our company is-
KABOOM
Uh, it seems that our, uh... Bread machines just exploded, so, uh, we'll have to, uh-
"YOU ARE SURROUNDED! STAND DOWN!"
Um, the police are here, to, uh, fix our bread machines, so, uh, the tour ends here! Bye! See ya! Oh, god, why aren't you leaving? Bye!
(This is a rather basic mafia game, where everyone is really bad at keeping secrets. It's the first one I'm hosting, so don't expect many fancy things. I mean, I GUESS you can choose a secret agent-y character to be, but it'll be solely for flavor. Roles are random.)