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Old 07-04-2016, 06:55 AM
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Old 07-05-2016, 12:47 AM
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[23:53:13] +0riginalTrainer: This is a direct result of the patriarchy.
[23:53:51] +J.D.Deuce: feminism is awesome
[23:53:52] +Viscereal: uh please address me by my pronouns
[23:53:59] +Viscereal: loom/looms/loomself
[23:54:35] +0riginalTrainer: You white male cis scum, check you privilege. No matter how many documents you throw in front of me, the wage gap is real.
[23:54:58] +J.D.Deuce: you've been warned lol
[23:55:14] +B1SHARP: So you believe that fathers deserve the same leave after they have an at home newborn as mothers?
[23:55:40] +0riginalTrainer: So you believe that women should be drafted too?
[23:55:45] +B1SHARP: Yes
[23:55:45] +Viscereal: yes, when they have a baby shove itself through their dick they can get work off
[23:55:47] +Takron Galtos: I'd settle just for at-home leave actually be guarunteed without penalties for mothers.
[23:55:51] +Superbird: you know what we need right now
[23:55:53] +Takron Galtos: That's not even standard yet.
[23:56:00] +0riginalTrainer: What I hate about feminism is that it turns a lot of male issues into female issues, then calls it feminism.
[23:56:02] +Viscereal: challenge cup round robin?
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[23:56:03] @amr97: another tournament
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Old 07-05-2016, 03:06 AM
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Every firework that gets shot out is a chance that we as a nation can make more and more of those wretched birdies go kablooey.

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Old 07-05-2016, 03:40 AM
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This nation was built with the blood, sweat, and tears of our bird brothers and sisters, and yet they still have to deal with blatant threats from human supremacists, such as the one above.

As a Serpentine-American, I sympathize with your struggle. Let us stand together in solidarity.
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Did you know that both Thomas Jefferson AND George Washington all owned birds, turtles, and snakes that they refused to set free once they died? That's what history books ignore.

Turtle-Americans have suffered countless transgressions in the video game industry. It's appalling that the most profitable franchise ever displayed flagrant, wanton aggression against all turtlekind! We've been left to flee to the sewers and sell ourselves to make funny videos about our inability to teat tomatoes. Please help :(
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This nation was built with the blood, sweat, and tears of our bird brothers and sisters, and yet they still have to deal with blatant threats from human supremacists, such as the one above.

As a Serpentine-American, I sympathize with your struggle. Let us stand together in solidarity.
I believe TCOD likes making me out to be something more sinister than I really am.

The concept of this alledged teamwork to form our nation was created by and for the Avians in order to make TCOD meme manufacturing non-competitive. We can’t continue to allow Birdtown to flap into our country.
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Old 07-05-2016, 09:30 AM
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I believe TCOD likes making me out to be something more sinister than I really am.

The concept of this alledged teamwork to form our nation was created by and for the Avians in order to make TCOD meme manufacturing non-competitive. We can’t continue to allow Birdtown to flap into our country.
Birds (snakes and turtles as well) were living in this land millions of years before your ancestors came and stole the land from them. Birdtown isn't flapping into your country so much as it is Hairless Apetown stomping into ours. Keep your entitled comments to yourself.
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Normally, I'm fine with people coming into our nation; this is the land of the free! But recently, the birds of our country have started engaging in some bad pastimes, such as singing at 6 o'clock in the morning (which is disturbing the peace), stealing bread from honest, hard working citizens who just HAPPEN to drop it on the ground, and even pooping on people!! I don't mind the birds, but this behavior has to stop.
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BIRDS SHALL MAKE GLORIOUS REVOLUTION AGAINST HUMAN OPPRESORS
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