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Movie Quotes

anything mean girls

the room said:
"Don't touch me, motherfucker."
"If everybody love each other, the world would be a better place."
"You are TEARING ME APART, Lisa!"
"I like to watch you guys."
"I did not hit her! It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not. Oh, hi, Mark."
"I cannot tell you, it's confidential!" "Oh, come on, why not?" "No, I can't! Anyway, how is your sex life?"
 
Blade Runner said:
Roy: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like... tears in rain. Time to die.
In Bruges said:
*Harry starts smashing phone against the table*
Natalie: Harry. Harry! It's an inanimate fucking object!
Harry: You're an inanimate fuckin' object!
The Big Lebowski said:
The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just like... your opinion, man.
The Room said:
Mark: How was work today?
Johnny: Oh, pretty good. We got a new client and the bank will make a lot of money.
Mark: What client?
Johnny: I cannot tell you; it's confidential.
Mark: Aw, come on. Why not?
Johnny: No, I can't. Anyway, how is your sex life?
Airplane! said:
Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

More when I think of them.
 
Oh my god Galaxy Quest and Spaceballs.

Spaceballs said:
Dark Helmet: OK, President Skroob, what's the password?
Skroob: (tearfully) One...
Dark Helmet: One.
Skroob: Two...
Dark Helmet: Two.
Skroob: Three...
Dark Helmet: Three.
Skroob: Four.
Dark Helmet: Four. That's it?
Skroob: Yes.
Dark Helmet: One, two, three, f - This is the stupidest password I've ever heard! Even an idiot could figure out this password!
Galaxy Quest said:
Guy Fleegman: NO! Don't open that! Is there even air? YOU DON'T KNOW!
Galaxy Quest said:
Gwen DeMarco: Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy...
 
Big Lebowski said:
"DO YOU SEE! DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER UP THE ASS!"
"Shut the fuck up, Donny."

also lots of things from history of the world part 1

Main characters: *pretending to be Senators* "Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit"
 
Don't forget "Hello Doggy!"
Also "I fed up with this worrrld!"
and "Mark you look a babyface!"
and most importantly "You not good you. You just a chicken. CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP."

Seven Psycopaths said:
Hans: An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
Billy: No, it doesn't. There'll be one guy left with one eye. How's the last blind guy gonna take out the eye of the last guy left?

also

Billy: You can't let the animals die in a movie... only the women.
There Will Be Blood said:
Plainview: Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching?. And my straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake! (sucking noise) I drink it up!
Eli Sunday: Don't bully me, Daniel!
Plainview: Did you think your song and dance and your superstition would help you, Eli? I am the Third Revelation! I am who the Lord has chosen!

Also pretty much anything from Fight Club, Pulp Fiction, or Full Metal Jacket.
 
From Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy:
Trillian: "Well that's life"
Marvin: "Life? Don't talk to me about life!"

Also from Hitchikers Guide:

Marvin: "I have a brain the size of a planet and they tell me to take the prisoners up to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction? Cause I dont"
 
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