Scenes We'd Like From A Hat [revived]

This is an old game I started a while back that proved so popular it's been copied on here 3 times!

The idea should be familiar to anyone who has ever seen Whose Line Is It Anyway or Mock The Week with their Scenes From A Hat and Scenes We'd Like To See respectively (especially with how both shows were concieved by the same people), but if you're not, then it's really quite simple:

I give a scenario (recen e.g. "What You Wouldn't Want To Hear Your Surgeon Say") and you post your ideas for this scenario (another e.g. Jirachu's post about love-sickness and Riku)!

That thread was too focussed to work properly, but this one offers a lot more freedom and many more chances for fun to be had, so let's get started, shall we? First Scenario:

What You Wouldn't Want To Hear Your Surgeon Say!

Try to only post one idea at a time, that way it keeps things clear and unclogged, either way, I guess I'll start then:

You're not going to need that heart, are you?

Wait, what do I pull out first?

"Wait... how many incisions do I need to make? Oh, well. Eenie, meeny, meinie, moe..."

It looks like we've run out of anaesthetic, so you're just going to have to bite down on this really hard.

Was the big blue bottle the anaesthetic or the hand sanitizer?

"~...The knee bone is connected to the, shin bone...~"

Doctor: "Right, well we've no idea what could possibly be causing this ticking noise you keep hearing..."

Surgeon: *Enters the ward* "Has anyone seen my watch?"

Doctor: "Okay, I think I may have an idea..."

Surgeon: "Or my wallet? My keys?"

Doctor: "I'll book you in for surgeory now..."

Surgeon: "Okay, what about my glasses?"

Well, we were supposed to only take out your appendix, but we accidentally took out your entire bowel except for the appendix.

Don't worry, this will hurt a lot.

Did you remember to sterilise that scalpel?

"Hey, is this supposed to be green?"

"Just to let you know, I've never successfully done this procedure before. Fingers crossed I actually get it right this time."

"I guess it doesn't bend that way."

Umm... We accidently stuck the needle in too far. A Light Year, to be more precise. Definitely more than an ångstrom.