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Old 09-11-2015, 05:32 PM
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I kept pronouncing "OR/AS" as "Ore Ass" for some reason.
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Old 09-11-2015, 06:24 PM
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I kept pronouncing "OR/AS" as "Ore Ass" for some reason.
I do that, I assume it's a fairly common thing.
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Old 09-13-2015, 12:49 PM
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"Cooks" (in Too Many Cooks) as... a more inappropriate word.
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Old 06-25-2016, 06:19 PM
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I misread [Picture of a Bicycle] as "Gay"

In my defence it was the middle of a pride parade and I read it upside down
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Old 07-04-2016, 05:06 PM
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I recently watched a Mother 3 LP, and I realized that the names Hinawa and Nehema sound similar and are easy to mix up. I suppose both are ladies with some association with flowers and each of them is bigger than her game's protagonist...
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I misread "deal" as "duel" in one of the ASB threads.
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Old 07-22-2016, 10:16 AM
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"Turkey Coup" as "Turkey Soup".
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Old 07-30-2016, 02:08 PM
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I was scrolling down a page and an ad on the side was had a picture of a burger on it.

At first glance I thought it was Rupert Murdoch
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Old 09-09-2016, 12:43 AM
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I am constantly misreading and misspelling entrainment as entertainment.
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Old 11-18-2016, 08:02 AM
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I managed to misread "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner" as "The Rime of the Ancient Murderer". ...TWICE.

Misread "Rautajätti" (Iron Giant, the movie) as "Rautajuntti" (Iron Redneck). Finnish language...

Bullet Striker turned into Bullet Stinker.

Though my best one to date is "Around the Clock" turning into "Around the Cock". XD I swear, I'm not usually in the gutter like that...

I also love it when your cursor is over a letter and you misread things as a result. Because I just read something that said "they may be able to cut through any smells". ...It was supposed to be shells. XD

Read Michael Phelps's Wikipedia article a few months ago. ...Somehow managed to read "The Baltimore Bullet" as "The Baltimore Butler".
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Old 11-25-2016, 03:33 PM
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"Hello" (the "e" being in a weird font and barely legible color) as "J. Ito". On a paper coffee cup.

Imagine Junji Ito advertising coffee. You might end up drinking it to avoid nightmares.
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A while ago, I misread "Dec. 8th Concert" as "Dec. 8th Cancer", which I hope doesn't say anything about my subconscious.
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Old 12-11-2016, 12:25 AM
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Misread "Report Hazards" as "Report Harambe"
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Old 02-14-2017, 06:36 PM
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Old 02-17-2017, 01:19 PM
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#ReasonsToLoveHorseCock
#WeMetOnTheHorseCock

"Imagination" as "naginata".

"Exempt" as "emperor".

Also Charm as Glare, in a Pokémon LP. I don't remember what Pokémon it was on, probably something cute.

EDIT:

"Buy two, get one fake".
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