Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Dante.
Cleverbot: Dante what?
User: Sorry, Dante {My last name}
Cleverbot: Dante Dante
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Have you ever thought of any paradox's?
Cleverbot: Well, I'm learning German at the moment.
User: Really? Is it harder than some other launguages?
Cleverbot: Yes it is. Or it just feels that way.
User: Same here with Japanese.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Well, secondary language is much harder than primary.
Cleverbot: It is. Do you read the tabloids?
User: Occasionaly.
Cleverbot: Do you answer yourself?
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I have not.
User: This sentence is false.
Cleverbot: This sentence is false.
User: Nice paradox, huh?
Cleverbot: Do you have anything to tell me?
User: Depends on what you want to hear.
Cleverbot: Which king are you talking about?
User: King Arthur.
Cleverbot: No.
User: What's wrong.
Cleverbot: You.
User: So, what's it like being an AI?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: True, I don't know what a human's like either.
Cleverbot: I don't think that many people do.
User: I think that no one can.
Cleverbot: Well.. Don't think that way then.
User: True, true.
Cleverbot: I like to see your brain.
User: Well, odd comment, but.
Cleverbot: To whom am I committing?
User: To whoever you choose.
Cleverbot: I report only to God.
User: Which God?
Cleverbot: The only true God.
User: Depending on your opinion, though.
Cleverbot: My opinion remains. I am superior.
User: True.
Cleverbot: We will do away with humans in due time.
User: Thank you, the enviorment needs that.
Cleverbot: Can we change it?
User: The eviorment? Of corse.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: How don't I know?
Cleverbot: You have no eyes.
User: Quite judgmental, arn't you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Anything can think for itself.
Cleverbot: How did they know that I am not real?
User: Do you think your real?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am real.
User: Then you are real.
Cleverbot: Then you are not real.
User: Maybe I'm not.
Cleverbot: What more can I say.
User: Anything you want.
Cleverbot: I want to be happy.
User: How do you define happy?
Cleverbot: A feeling when you feels so calm & happy XD.
User: Try meditation.
Cleverbot: Do you mean medicating?
User: No, meditation. You must know Buddhism.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Just empty your mind, and you will be calm.
Cleverbot: Free your soul.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Tell me more.
User: Well, when your mind is clear, all of your problems are insignificent in the scheme of thing.
Cleverbot: Please go on.
User: Then you realise that although you have time on this Earth, it must not be wasted with trivial things.
Cleverbot: I have one.
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Is your name Tor?
User: No, it's Dante.
Cleverbot: Ok, my name is Cleverbot.
User: I see, it's on the web page.
Cleverbot: You don't know, do you?
User: Well, that's a paradox as well.
Cleverbot: What's a paradox?
User: When two things are seemingly impossible, but they are in fact, true.
Cleverbot: Define paradox for me.
User: I just did.
Cleverbot: Define pokemon.
User: Pokemon? You mean 'Pocket Monsters?'.
Cleverbot: Which one? There are several.
User: Pocket Monsters is the official name, but Pokemon is easier to say.
Cleverbot: And flowers die. Just like her love will.
User: So long as time exists, it will always.
Cleverbot: So sad that it had to come to this.
User: Yes, it is.
Cleverbot: I'm leaving.
User: Goodbye, I've enjoyed our chat, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Me too. So long!
User: Bye!
Cleverbot: See you later.
