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Omegle
- Thread starter Yarnchu
- Start date
Karkat Vantas
Virile God-Snake Tower of Masculinity
Stranger: Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex
'cause you don't want that late text, that "I think I'm late" text
lookin for 15 year from nebraska tht luvs this song
You: OH, IT'S YOU THAT'S CAUSING MY SUFFERING
Stranger: WTF!!!!
You: ...SO, IF I TEAR YOU TO PIECES, THE PAIN WILL STOP!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl
You: OH, IT'S YOU THAT'S CAUSING MY SUFFERING
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: SO,
You: IF I TEAR YOU TO PIECES,
You: THE PAIN WILL STOP!!!
Stranger: Catch me if yhu can!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: BURN!
You: BURN!
You: BURN TO THE GROUND!
Stranger: I HAVE PAIN TOOO!!
You: BURN TO THE GROUND!!
You: BURN TO THE GROUND!!!
Stranger: BURN IN HELL
You: HY-NARD!!!
Stranger: HOPE YHU GET HIT BY A BUS
You: HYENAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You: TO THE GROUND
You: BURN
You: BURN
You: BURN
You: BURN
You: TO
You: THE
You: GROOUUUUUUNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Quoting Flame Hyenard makes for fun conversations
'cause you don't want that late text, that "I think I'm late" text
lookin for 15 year from nebraska tht luvs this song
You: OH, IT'S YOU THAT'S CAUSING MY SUFFERING
Stranger: WTF!!!!
You: ...SO, IF I TEAR YOU TO PIECES, THE PAIN WILL STOP!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: asl
You: OH, IT'S YOU THAT'S CAUSING MY SUFFERING
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: SO,
You: IF I TEAR YOU TO PIECES,
You: THE PAIN WILL STOP!!!
Stranger: Catch me if yhu can!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: BURN!
You: BURN!
You: BURN TO THE GROUND!
Stranger: I HAVE PAIN TOOO!!
You: BURN TO THE GROUND!!
You: BURN TO THE GROUND!!!
Stranger: BURN IN HELL
You: HY-NARD!!!
Stranger: HOPE YHU GET HIT BY A BUS
You: HYENAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You: TO THE GROUND
You: BURN
You: BURN
You: BURN
You: BURN
You: TO
You: THE
You: GROOUUUUUUNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Quoting Flame Hyenard makes for fun conversations
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi!
You: I'm from Omegle.
Stranger: What do you want?
You: We've noticed you logging many hours on our site, and we just wanted to thank you for your support!
Stranger: Great.
Stranger: You are a liar.
You: A gift basket will be sent to your location shortly.
Stranger: I demand muffins
Stranger: Give them to me
You: There are muffins.
Stranger: Now!
You: Sir, calm down please.
Stranger: I am calm
You: Your gift basket will be there soon.
Stranger: You are lying to me, and I do not apreciate this.
Stranger: If your name ever appears before me, it will be a free contract
You: Sir, I assure you I am not lying.
Stranger: What is your name?
You: I am Robert.
Stranger: Last name?
You: Dooch Baug.
Stranger: I hate the french
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi!
You: I'm from Omegle.
Stranger: What do you want?
You: We've noticed you logging many hours on our site, and we just wanted to thank you for your support!
Stranger: Great.
Stranger: You are a liar.
You: A gift basket will be sent to your location shortly.
Stranger: I demand muffins
Stranger: Give them to me
You: There are muffins.
Stranger: Now!
You: Sir, calm down please.
Stranger: I am calm
You: Your gift basket will be there soon.
Stranger: You are lying to me, and I do not apreciate this.
Stranger: If your name ever appears before me, it will be a free contract
You: Sir, I assure you I am not lying.
Stranger: What is your name?
You: I am Robert.
Stranger: Last name?
You: Dooch Baug.
Stranger: I hate the french
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Pwnemon
will remain confined to the pokemon topics
My friend posted this on a different site. IMO, it beats all of these I've bothered to read.
One of my favorite things about the internet is the site Omegle. It's a site where you chat with total strangers. It's a BEAUTIFUL place to troll.
The following is a conversation I had that felt like reverse fishing. We were both tugging on a line that we hoped the other would let go of first. In the end, I held out the longest.
If there is language I have missed, I ask that a moderator please edit the post and change the offending word to "MUDKIPZ."
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4084 users online
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Are you Native?
Stranger: native to where?
You: Haha, I dunno.
You: My last conversation partner posted that.
You: I was thinking it might be a code or something.
Stranger: no, it was just someone that wanted to make you mad
You: Ahh, well, I know how that is.
You: I'm a troll, but I'm taking the night off.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: so you ask stupid questions like that too?
You: No, I just casually segue into conversations about cannibalism.
You: And other such things.
You: I'm a subtle troll.
Stranger: omegle is possibly the worst place to troll
You: I think you mean best.
Stranger: people are free to disconnect
You: Yeah, which makes it more hilarious.
You: 'Cause then you know you've won.
Stranger: no lasting record of the conversation exists
You: Copypasta, sir~
Stranger: but whoever you were trolling will never see it
You: But you can show it off to your friends.
Stranger: i dunno...kind of seems like a wasted effort
You: Like a mounted deer head.
You: I troll for the lulz, really.
Stranger: well being that most conversations on omegle involve someone saying "the game" and then immediately disconnecting...how much fun can be had with that?
You: Well, that's an uncreative troll right there.
Stranger: haha i said some stupid meme to someone that they've probably heard a million times before and then i disconnected immediately
Stranger: that is what most trolls on omegle are
You: I'm an artful troll~
You: Trolling is an art form, and should be treated as such.
Stranger: you are from 4chan, so i doubt you are an artful troll
You: I am /so/ not from 4Chan.
You: I'm scared of the place, really.
Stranger: you use the terms "lulz" and "Copypasta"
Stranger: so then wherever you're from is a ripoff of 4chan
You: I have a friend who's a massive /b/er.
You: And I picked it up from him.
You: But I've never been on the site itself.
You: I sort of assumed they were common internet phrases...?
Stranger: oh so where do you "Copypasta" all of your great trolls to?
You: My friends on Skype.
Stranger: no, they are terms only used by the most retarded places online
You: Hmm, my bad, then.
You: -files those away in the "Phrases to No Longer Use" cabinet-
Stranger: if you say so...
You: So, where're you from online, then?
Stranger: not 4chan
Stranger: i was actually interested in meeting a stranger from some other country and learning how they lived
You: And you got a troll instead.
You: Well, I can tell you what Texas is like, if you're interested. Close enough to a country.
Stranger: no, i got someone that is an internet lightweight
Stranger: texas is nothing like a country
Stranger: texas is a small subdivision of a country that the rest of the country hates
You: It has enough obnoxious pride to be so.
You: And I hate it, too, thank you.
Stranger: you told me your state instead of country
Stranger: this is how every texan is
You: And you've met your fair share of Texans, then?
Stranger: i applaud you, most every texan will make a strange aware that they're from texas within the first 2 minutes of talking
Stranger: you lasted longer than most
You: I assume you think we all wear big stupid hats and talk like hicks?
You: And ride our horses to work and school?
Stranger: i understand that is a common thought that might not be founded on anything
Stranger: but i've noticed that texans have an arrogance to them
You: This is true.
You: Not many people have belt-buckles in the shape of their states.
You: Texas is, without a doubt, the most conceited state in the USA.
Stranger: Not many people tell absolute strangers that they reside in a specific region of the USA
You: But enough of derogatory slurs about my homeplace.
You: Where do YOU live, eh?
Stranger: i never asked you where you live
You: I never said you did.
Stranger: so don't ask where i live
You: Mm, lovely.
Stranger: you just that being from texas was important enough to inform a stranger about
Stranger: you just felt^^
You: Oh, excuse me for a moment. I need to polish my spurs and adjust my ten gallon hat.
You: There we go, good as new.
Stranger: i'm not trying to make fun of you for spurs or cowboy hats
Stranger: just for thinking you're thought of beyond any of that
You: I stated that I lived in Texas because it's more specific than my country. I couldn't answer any questions about, say, West Virginia because I've never been out of Texas.
You: You wanted to inquire about lifestyles.
You: I have a specific area of a very broad place that I could potentially inform you of.
Stranger: i know there are different regions of the US
Stranger: just like every country
You: Very good!
You: Maybe next week we can learn basic addition!
You: I'm so proud of how quickly you're learning~
Stranger: HI I'M THE NUMBER 0 AND I EXIST
Stranger: LISTEN TO ME
Stranger: 0 IS BETTER THAN ANY OTHER NUMBER
Stranger: JUST LIKE TEXAS
You: And now you have hit rock bottom~
Stranger: I CAN TURN 1 INTO 100,000
Stranger: BECAUSE I'M ING 0
You: Good luck trying to claw your way out of there, buddy.
Stranger: WE ALSO BELIEVE IN FREEDOM
You: -sits back and watches-
You: Go on, please~
Stranger: NOBODY LOVES FREEDOM EXCEPT FOR TEXAS
Stranger: ALSO, DID I TELL YOU TEXAS IS THE BIGGEST STATE?
Stranger: ALASKA
Stranger: WE'RE TOP DOG
You: Oh, don't forget to mention that we still use capital punishment.
Stranger: ALSO, I'M AN OFFDUTY TROLL
You: Quick! Comment on how I'm a lightweight!
You: That's my favorite part~
Stranger: NORMALLY YOU WOULD BE SO ED DUE TO MY TROLLING, BUT SINCE I'M OFFDUTY, YOU LUCKED OUT
Stranger: I'M GOING TO START USING 4CHAN CATCHPHRASES THAT I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND BECAUSE I THINK THAT IS WHAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET DOES
You: Okay, now portray yourself as the mighty internet veteran, who shows the offduty troll the error of his ways via capital letters!
Stranger: I WILL SEND THIS CONVERSATION TO MY COUPLE OF FRIENDS AND THEY WILL THINK IT IS COMEDY GOLD
You: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, my friend~
Stranger: great. half a dozen people will read this and kind of shrug their shoulders
You: But they will be shrugging their shoulders in sheer awe of my wit and cleverness and dashing good looks.
You: It will be a shoulder-shrugging to end all shoulder-shruggings.
Stranger: your wit has been used hundreds of times before
You: Oh, you've turned off caps lock?
You: I was getting used to it.
Stranger: i was hoping to make you understand what you sound like
You: ... Loud?
Stranger: loud and ignorant
You: Ahh, I see.
You: I've been keeping up an intelligent conversation with you for X number of minutes, and suddenly I'm the ignorant one for watching you make a fool of yourself picking a fight with a stranger on the internet.
You: I have truly seen the error of my ways.
You: Thank you, faceless stranger.
Stranger: i ed with you a little bit for throwing your texas pride in my face
Stranger: then you lost it
You: ... says the person who went on a caps lock rage.
You: Hmm, tirade would be a better word there.
Stranger: it wasn't a caps lock rage
Stranger: does anything i said with caps lock attack you? or does it all parody you?
You: It all parodys me.
You: **parodies
Stranger: that is not a rage
Stranger: none of it was angry
Stranger: it was just how i saw you
You: And now you see me as...?
Stranger: someone that gets angry at strangers on the internet for badmouthing texas
You: Ahaha.
You: Touche, my friend.
You: You have truly struck me a blow to the heart.
You: You see, the reason I lost my cool was not because some random stranger started an admittedly rather amusing argument.
You: It was because I just love Texas so much.
Stranger: let me explain this in a way you can understand...
Stranger: KILL YOU'RAE SAELF
Your Conversational Partner Has Disconnected
I just love that typo in the last sentence. Gets me every time.
One of my favorite things about the internet is the site Omegle. It's a site where you chat with total strangers. It's a BEAUTIFUL place to troll.
The following is a conversation I had that felt like reverse fishing. We were both tugging on a line that we hoped the other would let go of first. In the end, I held out the longest.
If there is language I have missed, I ask that a moderator please edit the post and change the offending word to "MUDKIPZ."
~~~
4084 users online
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: Are you Native?
Stranger: native to where?
You: Haha, I dunno.
You: My last conversation partner posted that.
You: I was thinking it might be a code or something.
Stranger: no, it was just someone that wanted to make you mad
You: Ahh, well, I know how that is.
You: I'm a troll, but I'm taking the night off.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: so you ask stupid questions like that too?
You: No, I just casually segue into conversations about cannibalism.
You: And other such things.
You: I'm a subtle troll.
Stranger: omegle is possibly the worst place to troll
You: I think you mean best.
Stranger: people are free to disconnect
You: Yeah, which makes it more hilarious.
You: 'Cause then you know you've won.
Stranger: no lasting record of the conversation exists
You: Copypasta, sir~
Stranger: but whoever you were trolling will never see it
You: But you can show it off to your friends.
Stranger: i dunno...kind of seems like a wasted effort
You: Like a mounted deer head.
You: I troll for the lulz, really.
Stranger: well being that most conversations on omegle involve someone saying "the game" and then immediately disconnecting...how much fun can be had with that?
You: Well, that's an uncreative troll right there.
Stranger: haha i said some stupid meme to someone that they've probably heard a million times before and then i disconnected immediately
Stranger: that is what most trolls on omegle are
You: I'm an artful troll~
You: Trolling is an art form, and should be treated as such.
Stranger: you are from 4chan, so i doubt you are an artful troll
You: I am /so/ not from 4Chan.
You: I'm scared of the place, really.
Stranger: you use the terms "lulz" and "Copypasta"
Stranger: so then wherever you're from is a ripoff of 4chan
You: I have a friend who's a massive /b/er.
You: And I picked it up from him.
You: But I've never been on the site itself.
You: I sort of assumed they were common internet phrases...?
Stranger: oh so where do you "Copypasta" all of your great trolls to?
You: My friends on Skype.
Stranger: no, they are terms only used by the most retarded places online
You: Hmm, my bad, then.
You: -files those away in the "Phrases to No Longer Use" cabinet-
Stranger: if you say so...
You: So, where're you from online, then?
Stranger: not 4chan
Stranger: i was actually interested in meeting a stranger from some other country and learning how they lived
You: And you got a troll instead.
You: Well, I can tell you what Texas is like, if you're interested. Close enough to a country.
Stranger: no, i got someone that is an internet lightweight
Stranger: texas is nothing like a country
Stranger: texas is a small subdivision of a country that the rest of the country hates
You: It has enough obnoxious pride to be so.
You: And I hate it, too, thank you.
Stranger: you told me your state instead of country
Stranger: this is how every texan is
You: And you've met your fair share of Texans, then?
Stranger: i applaud you, most every texan will make a strange aware that they're from texas within the first 2 minutes of talking
Stranger: you lasted longer than most
You: I assume you think we all wear big stupid hats and talk like hicks?
You: And ride our horses to work and school?
Stranger: i understand that is a common thought that might not be founded on anything
Stranger: but i've noticed that texans have an arrogance to them
You: This is true.
You: Not many people have belt-buckles in the shape of their states.
You: Texas is, without a doubt, the most conceited state in the USA.
Stranger: Not many people tell absolute strangers that they reside in a specific region of the USA
You: But enough of derogatory slurs about my homeplace.
You: Where do YOU live, eh?
Stranger: i never asked you where you live
You: I never said you did.
Stranger: so don't ask where i live
You: Mm, lovely.
Stranger: you just that being from texas was important enough to inform a stranger about
Stranger: you just felt^^
You: Oh, excuse me for a moment. I need to polish my spurs and adjust my ten gallon hat.
You: There we go, good as new.
Stranger: i'm not trying to make fun of you for spurs or cowboy hats
Stranger: just for thinking you're thought of beyond any of that
You: I stated that I lived in Texas because it's more specific than my country. I couldn't answer any questions about, say, West Virginia because I've never been out of Texas.
You: You wanted to inquire about lifestyles.
You: I have a specific area of a very broad place that I could potentially inform you of.
Stranger: i know there are different regions of the US
Stranger: just like every country
You: Very good!
You: Maybe next week we can learn basic addition!
You: I'm so proud of how quickly you're learning~
Stranger: HI I'M THE NUMBER 0 AND I EXIST
Stranger: LISTEN TO ME
Stranger: 0 IS BETTER THAN ANY OTHER NUMBER
Stranger: JUST LIKE TEXAS
You: And now you have hit rock bottom~
Stranger: I CAN TURN 1 INTO 100,000
Stranger: BECAUSE I'M ING 0
You: Good luck trying to claw your way out of there, buddy.
Stranger: WE ALSO BELIEVE IN FREEDOM
You: -sits back and watches-
You: Go on, please~
Stranger: NOBODY LOVES FREEDOM EXCEPT FOR TEXAS
Stranger: ALSO, DID I TELL YOU TEXAS IS THE BIGGEST STATE?
Stranger: ALASKA
Stranger: WE'RE TOP DOG
You: Oh, don't forget to mention that we still use capital punishment.
Stranger: ALSO, I'M AN OFFDUTY TROLL
You: Quick! Comment on how I'm a lightweight!
You: That's my favorite part~
Stranger: NORMALLY YOU WOULD BE SO ED DUE TO MY TROLLING, BUT SINCE I'M OFFDUTY, YOU LUCKED OUT
Stranger: I'M GOING TO START USING 4CHAN CATCHPHRASES THAT I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND BECAUSE I THINK THAT IS WHAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET DOES
You: Okay, now portray yourself as the mighty internet veteran, who shows the offduty troll the error of his ways via capital letters!
Stranger: I WILL SEND THIS CONVERSATION TO MY COUPLE OF FRIENDS AND THEY WILL THINK IT IS COMEDY GOLD
You: Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, my friend~
Stranger: great. half a dozen people will read this and kind of shrug their shoulders
You: But they will be shrugging their shoulders in sheer awe of my wit and cleverness and dashing good looks.
You: It will be a shoulder-shrugging to end all shoulder-shruggings.
Stranger: your wit has been used hundreds of times before
You: Oh, you've turned off caps lock?
You: I was getting used to it.
Stranger: i was hoping to make you understand what you sound like
You: ... Loud?
Stranger: loud and ignorant
You: Ahh, I see.
You: I've been keeping up an intelligent conversation with you for X number of minutes, and suddenly I'm the ignorant one for watching you make a fool of yourself picking a fight with a stranger on the internet.
You: I have truly seen the error of my ways.
You: Thank you, faceless stranger.
Stranger: i ed with you a little bit for throwing your texas pride in my face
Stranger: then you lost it
You: ... says the person who went on a caps lock rage.
You: Hmm, tirade would be a better word there.
Stranger: it wasn't a caps lock rage
Stranger: does anything i said with caps lock attack you? or does it all parody you?
You: It all parodys me.
You: **parodies
Stranger: that is not a rage
Stranger: none of it was angry
Stranger: it was just how i saw you
You: And now you see me as...?
Stranger: someone that gets angry at strangers on the internet for badmouthing texas
You: Ahaha.
You: Touche, my friend.
You: You have truly struck me a blow to the heart.
You: You see, the reason I lost my cool was not because some random stranger started an admittedly rather amusing argument.
You: It was because I just love Texas so much.
Stranger: let me explain this in a way you can understand...
Stranger: KILL YOU'RAE SAELF
Your Conversational Partner Has Disconnected
I just love that typo in the last sentence. Gets me every time.
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ignore_this_acct
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RespectTheBlade
rage against the dying of the light
This stuff is hilarious.
Lol'd at that one.
EDIT: also at this one.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Welcome to the magic 8-ball robot. Please feel free to ask for a prediction and let the mystical forces give you your definitive answer.
You: will obama die in office?
Stranger: Answer: No.
You: ok then, will people destroy the world?
Stranger: Answer: I'm just an 8-ball. I don't have the answers.
You: then why did u answer the 1st question?
Stranger: Answer: Future is hazy. Try again later.
You: ok then, will you answer any other coherent questions?
Stranger: Answer: Maybe.
You: I'm the previous stranger's brother. He just killed himself cuz of what you're saying. thanks a lot man.
Stranger: Answer: Could be.
You: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Stranger: Answer: No.
You: How did you see through my ruse?
Stranger: Answer: Future is hazy. Try again later.
You: ok then, a y/n question. will the race of the next president be white?
Stranger: Answer: Maybe.
You: is the stranger talking a person older than 10?
Stranger: Answer: Could be.
You: does the stranger enjoy Pokemon?
Stranger: Answer: The mystical forces have spoken. They say 'HOOPLAH!'
You: ????
Stranger: Answer: Lacking clarity. Please try again.
You: What do you mean by HOOPLAH?
Stranger: Answer: Future is hazy. Try again later.
You: this is frustrating.
Stranger: Answer: Maybe.
You: does the stranger have a mental disease?
Stranger: Answer: No.
You: Can the stranger stop saying Answer: Future is hazy. Try again later?
Stranger: Answer: Lacking clarity. Please try again.
You: thank you.
Stranger: Answer: Yes.
You: Does the stranger think that disposing of a body in a lake is a good idea?
Stranger: Answer: Could be.
You: does the stranger think I will ebd this conversation?
Stranger: Answer: Sources advise you to run around your house naked.
You: goodbye, talking piece of plastic
Stranger: Answer: Yes.
You have disconnected.
Lol'd at that one.
EDIT: also at this one.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Welcome to the magic 8-ball robot. Please feel free to ask for a prediction and let the mystical forces give you your definitive answer.
You: will obama die in office?
Stranger: Answer: No.
You: ok then, will people destroy the world?
Stranger: Answer: I'm just an 8-ball. I don't have the answers.
You: then why did u answer the 1st question?
Stranger: Answer: Future is hazy. Try again later.
You: ok then, will you answer any other coherent questions?
Stranger: Answer: Maybe.
You: I'm the previous stranger's brother. He just killed himself cuz of what you're saying. thanks a lot man.
Stranger: Answer: Could be.
You: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Stranger: Answer: No.
You: How did you see through my ruse?
Stranger: Answer: Future is hazy. Try again later.
You: ok then, a y/n question. will the race of the next president be white?
Stranger: Answer: Maybe.
You: is the stranger talking a person older than 10?
Stranger: Answer: Could be.
You: does the stranger enjoy Pokemon?
Stranger: Answer: The mystical forces have spoken. They say 'HOOPLAH!'
You: ????
Stranger: Answer: Lacking clarity. Please try again.
You: What do you mean by HOOPLAH?
Stranger: Answer: Future is hazy. Try again later.
You: this is frustrating.
Stranger: Answer: Maybe.
You: does the stranger have a mental disease?
Stranger: Answer: No.
You: Can the stranger stop saying Answer: Future is hazy. Try again later?
Stranger: Answer: Lacking clarity. Please try again.
You: thank you.
Stranger: Answer: Yes.
You: Does the stranger think that disposing of a body in a lake is a good idea?
Stranger: Answer: Could be.
You: does the stranger think I will ebd this conversation?
Stranger: Answer: Sources advise you to run around your house naked.
You: goodbye, talking piece of plastic
Stranger: Answer: Yes.
You have disconnected.
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Rex
ಠ_ಠ
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey im 16m
You: oh hi
You: im 17 f usa
Stranger: horny??
You: surrree
You: why not
Stranger: hah
Stranger: roleplay?
You: ok
Stranger: what do u wanna do??
You: I WANNA PLAY MONOPOLY!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
im not really a girl
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey im 16m
You: oh hi
You: im 17 f usa
Stranger: horny??
You: surrree
You: why not
Stranger: hah
Stranger: roleplay?
You: ok
Stranger: what do u wanna do??
You: I WANNA PLAY MONOPOLY!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
im not really a girl
EmeraldCityBlues
Master o' Disaster
You: So...
Stranger: male 18 ohio
You: tranny 98 outside your window.
Stranger: sweet wanna get ice cream
You: yes..."ice cream".
Stranger: do you drive a van and give out candy
You: On wednesdays, I drive a tandem bicycle. But otherwise, yes.
Stranger: hahaha thats awesome lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLL
Stranger: m 18 looking for cybersex with a girl
You: Yeah, thats me.
You: A girl, I mean.
You: As in, "I am a girl".
You: OK, you start.
Stranger: i put off your shirt..
You: Uh.....Ok. That's good. I put off YOUR shirt. Also, I'm not wearing panties.
You: Uh....I'm on top, I guess.
Stranger: u wear a bra??
You: But wait, how would that work? Yeah, I wear one, I'm a girl. but I'm not wearing one NOW.
Stranger: fergot it. then i rubb ur tits till theyre spitz
You: Uh... i think now would be a good time to mention that I'm a 14 year old guy. That dizzy feeling your getting is the blood rushing from your boner back to your brain.
You have disconnected.
Stranger: male 18 ohio
You: tranny 98 outside your window.
Stranger: sweet wanna get ice cream
You: yes..."ice cream".
Stranger: do you drive a van and give out candy
You: On wednesdays, I drive a tandem bicycle. But otherwise, yes.
Stranger: hahaha thats awesome lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
LOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLL
Stranger: m 18 looking for cybersex with a girl
You: Yeah, thats me.
You: A girl, I mean.
You: As in, "I am a girl".
You: OK, you start.
Stranger: i put off your shirt..
You: Uh.....Ok. That's good. I put off YOUR shirt. Also, I'm not wearing panties.
You: Uh....I'm on top, I guess.
Stranger: u wear a bra??
You: But wait, how would that work? Yeah, I wear one, I'm a girl. but I'm not wearing one NOW.
Stranger: fergot it. then i rubb ur tits till theyre spitz
You: Uh... i think now would be a good time to mention that I'm a 14 year old guy. That dizzy feeling your getting is the blood rushing from your boner back to your brain.
You have disconnected.
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Ryan the Terrible
New member
Not Meowth
Cat, are you drilling?
Vipera Magnifica
Aquatic Artiste
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Not Meowth
Cat, are you drilling?
Ryan the Terrible
New member
^That was better than my first Omegle convo. I think I still have this saved somewhere...
http://i40.tinypic.com/295797l.png
Good times.
http://i40.tinypic.com/295797l.png
Good times.
