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Pick something up, die, and drop something

*picks up printer*

*ink spills out of printer and I slip and bust open skull on pavement*

*drops Sharpie*
 
*Picks up sharpie*
*Sniffs sharpie too much and dies of fumes messing up my brain*
*Drops a lemon*
 
*picks up lemon*

*takes a bite and learns lemon is to sour, face implodes as a result*

*drops a live chicken*
 
*picks up bucket*

*tosses substance onto the street, causes a car to swerve to side and barrel over the sidewalk, hitting me*

*drops a graphing calculator*
 
*Picks up calculator*
*Dies from seeing one during the summer*
*Drops a plastic bowl filled with money*
 
*Comes back to life*
*Picks up checkbook*
*Dies of a heart attack because someone drew a scary picture in the checkbook*
*Drops stolen iPhone*
 
*Picks up pocketwatch*
*Tries to figure out how to read the analog clock whie in the middle of a street*
*Gets run over by a car*
*Drops a ballpoint pen*
 
*picks up PSP*

*goes to sell it but gets shot by the guy at the counter, who said, "How can you sell such an awesome handheld!?"*

*drops electric guitar*



(P.S. I'm not exactly the biggest PSP fan)
 
*picks up lava lamp*
*dies from trying to get the cookie that someone hid inside the lava lamp*
*drops earth*
 
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