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Old 12-30-2019, 04:16 AM
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give us a "you're probably wondering how I got into this situation" monologue, because I don't remember anything about this
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Old 12-30-2019, 06:52 AM
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Bumbletrek reboot hype! :D
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Old 12-31-2019, 07:44 PM
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HJ: Recap





The MOSLING walks over to your BOOK OF RETROACTIVE PROPHECIES, which is probably one of the more useless imbued items you have. It begins reading.




JL woke up this morning with a hangover so bad he couldn't remember his own goddamn name. He fucked around his basement for a while, befriending CAPYBARFA, until he sobered up by drinking floor coffee. JL proceeded upstairs and created a few useless LUMP ITEMS before fighting a MONSTROUS CAPYBARA. He slaughtered the beast, caught a disease, and proceeded to learn how to craft again in making a vaccine. He walked out to his foyer and got his ass kicked by a LUMP CYCLOPS.

RT woke up from a fume-induced coma in his broom closet. He upgraded his lump machines, went to his room, got his wildly overpowered equipment, murdered a crab, got a hat, and came to JL's rescue.

CE woke up after a chunk of PROTEIN-POWDER FLAVORED ICE knocked her out. She kicked the shit out of all the monsters in her house due to her OBSCENELY HIGH BEEF STAT. She rendezvoused with JL and RT outside, but apparently missed one monster: the TENTACLED NERD.

HJ woke up after eating an unripe LUMP FRUIT and getting ADVANCED FOOD POISONING. She flipped a lever, watched an egg hatch, and received the MOSLING. She looked outside just in time to watch an ass-kicking as the TENTACLED NERD doused JL, CE, and RT with STATUS EFFECTS.

The TENTACLED NERD, CAPYBARFA, and MOSLING all got ART UPDATES.


Honestly, you can't remember why you bought this book. It only tells what happened in the past.
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Old 12-31-2019, 08:11 PM
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SOOTHE the FROZEN GIRL!
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