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I A Boob

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B-b-but I love boobies! :(

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Why don't you recognize that these are the greatest things ever, seriously

I mean, they have BLUE FEET! How many animals do you know with BLUE FEET??? That's pretty fucking AWESOME if you ask me...
 
Okay, seriously guys? Two mods have already posted about this. If you're going to just post 'lol boobs' or 'best thread ever', don't. The last couple of posts aren't even related to boobs - which was what the tangent was even about ffs.
 
So, just curious...

how long have you and your girlfriend been together?

(I ask this because I'm kind of wondering how long the time frame for acceptable boob touching is. And no, I'm not looking for "just do it when you're comfortable.")
 
(I ask this because I'm kind of wondering how long the time frame for acceptable boob touching is. And no, I'm not looking for "just do it when you're comfortable.")
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That's a bit unfair. There is no "acceptable time frame". If you're comfortable with it and your boyfriend is comfortable with it, congratulations, you've discovered your particular acceptable time frame! The only reason I could think of that you might worry otherwise is that society expects you to have been together at least x amount of time, in which case I say, well, you're hardly going to be announcing to the public at large that your boyfriend had just touched your boobs for the first time, are you? Well. Unless you're the OP, apparently.

If you absolutely insisted on an average time, I don't know, I'd guess about a month or two?
 
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That's a bit unfair. There is no "acceptable time frame". If you're comfortable with it and your boyfriend is comfortable with it, congratulations, you've discovered your particular acceptable time frame! The only reason I could think of that you might worry otherwise is that society expects you to have been together at least x amount of time, in which case I say, well, you're hardly going to be announcing to the public at large that your boyfriend had just touched your boobs for the first time, are you? Well. Unless you're the OP, apparently.
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Oh no yeah, I agree that everyone's time frame is different depending on their circumstances depending on what people are comfortable with. But mostly I'm curious as to when other people do it because I like comparing myself to other people. :P I know in any case I'll always be later than other people when it comes to these sorts of things.
 
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Fixed.


BUT SRSLY

I am as well worried as why you make an effort to point out that it was consentual. So, congrats on not groping random female without their permission.
 
Considering the target demographic of an internet Pokémon forum, the community response to this thread is saddeningly predictable.
 
Don't know how I missed this thread, but I'm just going to pop in on the timeframe thing. It's basically what Opaltiger said, about it being relative to every couple. I for one haven't actually groped a boob yet, and I'm almost seventeen. It really depends on your comfort level. Half the girls I dated were probably wondering why I never did (I know at least one of them asked me.). I just didn't feel comfortable with it, that's all.

But yeah. Congratulations on __ a boob. And yes, we need a Butterfree-ism thread.
 
The Philosophical Implications of the 'I A Boob' Thread

An Aesthetic Analysis​

The 'I A Boob' thread is one that doesn't clearly express what a thread usually should, that is, functioning as a place of discussion on a topic, and instead functions more of a vague recollection of events in a single post.

This is because it is an anti-thread, in the great tradition of Dada, Surrealism, and other forms of anti-art. It critiques how threads are corrupted by the System, and thus no longer can function as a place to authentically (in the Existentialist sense) discuss a topic, and thus tries to deconstruct the very medium of threads or forums.

However, the 'I A Boob' thread failed its mission as forum members still found a way to find coherent meaning in the OP's first post, and make it into a discussion. Despite the OP's original intentions of creating an anti-thread critique of threads, it has become a normal thread.

A more successful form of critiquing threads as a forum of communication corrupted by the System is Anonymous image board's trolling of more emotional boards, which the former seeing as 'phony' to use the Catcher in the Rye influenced term, 'inauthentic' to use the Existentialist influenced term, 'selling out' to use the Punk influenced term, or 'bullshit', to use a term probably more likely to be used by this community.

However, the I A Boob thread succeeds where the aforesaid have failed in that it was not instantly locked, not too obvious enough to still be here as a thread, and overall, has much more longevity than the shock tactics of other types of anti-threads.

Thus, in summary, I A Boob is the most successful attempt at an anti-thread on this forum, though interpretations of it as a normal thread still do hinder its original functions.
 
since people can't help themselves, locking thread

also I thought the meaning was pretty clear (and decidedly not surrealist or dadaist)? the guy touched a boob; not really hard to figure out!

but I digress
 
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