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Zora of Termina vs Bluberry Bat

Challenge Description

Format: 1v1 Single

Style: Set

DQ Time: 3 days

Damage Cap: 20%

Banned/Restricted Moves: Nope!

Arena Description: The Sin Wagon Bar and Casino

Now this, this is one swanky joint. Decorated in reds and golds, this establishment offers not only the finest in... rated X entertainment, but a casino and a bar with any sort of mix you could dream. But as with any bar, it is prone to its rowdier patronage. It's a small area, so better off not bringing larger pokemon, but big enough for a couple of plastered idiots to get into some shenanigans with a battle.

Upon being chosen each Pokémon is served gratuitous amounts of alcohol and set off on their way to have a go at each other.. if they can stay on their feet. The barkeep is about as apathetic to this, it seems, as to any other bar fight; and trust they're common.
Moves are selected completely random, similar to Metronome, from the Pokémon's available move pool. Any move may be used, included OHKO's, however should they hit they cannot break the damage cap and will deal an instant 20% tops.
Both Pokémon being lit off their asses will have an inflated ego and a boosted pain tolerance; essentially giving them both 150% HP and letting them go longer. They will also have their energy boosted, making it unlimited.
The bar is full of fancy, yet amusingly destructible objects, as well; and arena damage will become apparent. Apparently, the barkeep doesn't take into consideration supernatural powers. Hopefully soon he will.

Now, bar patrons will probably crowd around and chant a drunken "Fight!" chant; they may also throw things or get aggressive. Every action there is a 1% chance of a miffed patron trying to start a bar fight with one of the Pokémon, in which case they will lose their action that turn and take 5% untyped damage to knock the sucker out.
Bottles may also find themselves flying at either competitor, and each action there is also a 5% chance of an errant flying object hurling into the ring. Of course, aim is questionable, as is the actual contents of the bottles. There is a 15% chance of is containing more drink that will restore 10% HP to the Pokémon who catches it (Whether with their hand or their face), a 15% chance of it restoring 5% HP, and a 20% chance of it dealing 5% untyped damage. Finally, at a 50% chance it will miss outright.

And finally, in this state the competitors will be less than capable of holding a steady battle. Every action there is a 5% chance of either Pokémon falling victim to temporary negative effects. There is an equal chance of one of four actions happened:

Falling asleep: The Pokémon will completely nod out, lowering both its defences by 3 stages until awoken and waking up after either 3 actions or after being struck by an offensive move.

Vomiting: The Pokémon will empty its stomach.. all over their opponent's face. This will totally gross their opponent out, and lower their defences by 3 stages for 3 actions.

Falling over: The Pokémon will completely lose its balance and fall right on its arse, causing them to lose that action and be inflicted with mild confusion.

Punchdrunk Swing: The Pokémon will forgo its supernatural powers in favour of slugging their opponent in the face. This will deal 5% untyped damage at 70% accuracy.

Additional Rules: Smaller Pokemon only. But that shouldn't be too big of a worry.


Zora of Termina's active squad

typhlosion Cyndra the female Typhlosion <Blaze>
ninetales Sheila the female Ninetales <Flash Fire>
kirlia Hera the female Kirlia <Synchronize>
zubat Anya the female Zubat <Inner Focus>
zorua Scarlet the female Zorua <Illusion>
yamask Jade the female Yamask <Mummy>
fennekin Grace the female Fennekin <Magician>
elgyem Q the female Elgyem <Synchronize>
inkay Marama the female Inkay <Contrary>
doublade Alexis the female Doublade <No Guard> @ Dusk Stone


Bluberry Bat's active squad

lucario Anastasia the female Lucario <Inner Focus>
vaporeon Vivian the female Vaporeon <Water Absorb> @ Leftovers
snivy Terra the female Snivy <Contrary>
larvesta Malika the female Larvesta <Flame Body> @ Exp. Share
joltik Adrianne the female Joltik <Compound Eyes>
mienfoo Sören the male Mienfoo <Inner Focus>
zorua Zora the female Zorua <Illusion> @ Lucky Egg
skrelp Skrelp the female Skrelp <Adaptability> @ Black Sludge
eevee Nyx the female Eevee <Adaptability> @ Soothe Bell

I'm not 100% sure which Pokémon would be too large to battle, but the largest here seems to be Zora's Typhlosion, which is about as tall as an average person. I'll leave it to you two to pick appropriate choices.

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- Zora sends out and screams drunken insults
- Bluberry Bat sends out and trips over her Pokémon
- I produce a drunken disaster of words
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Fuckin'... fuck. Fuck! Let's do it, Anya! Yeah... let's do it. Do it. Do her. I'd do her. Hell yeah.

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Do it... do it.... keel heem. Okay go- oh shit Trip


Zora flies out of a Pokéball ~ Someone get this girl a Zombie... the drink not the brrrrRAINS kind ~ do it... keel her
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Round One

Team Zora
Zubat
Anya
Ability: Inner Focus
Health: 150%
Status: OH MY GOD I CAN'T SEE WHY IS IT SO DARK

Team Other Zora
Zorua
Zora
Ability: Illusion
Health: 150%
Status: OH MY GOD I CAN SEE MYSELF WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ILLUSION

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Leave it to Eifie to take her fight for superiority with Metallica Fanboy just a little too far.

"MY POKÉMON ARE CUTER THAN YOURS!" she screams red-faced at him across the table, downing yet another glass of some liquid she doesn't know the name of.

"WELL I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU!" retaliates Metallica Fanboy, smugly flashing an oh-so-sparkly bottlecap that he's mistaken for his elite referee's badge in his drunken stupor.

"OH YEAH? OH YEAH?! Well I'm gonna... I'm gonna... ref a battle! Right here! Right now!" Eifie stomps up to the bar, shoving unfortunate patrons to the side on her way to clear a space, and grabs two trainers by the backs of their shirts, one in each fist, in an impressive feat of alcohol-fuelled strength that she's never going to be able to replicate later. "You two! Fight!"

Zora of Termina and Bluberry Bat, hammered beyond recognition themselves, are all too happy to oblige.

Anya the Zubat pops out of her Poké Ball first and promptly crashes straight to the floor. Across from her stands Zorua the Zora, or... something... there are far too many Zs in this battle for anyone to remember, even if they were sober. That's how they comfort themselves, anyway.

Zora (the Pokémon) clumsily lurches over to Anya, honeyed words of persuasion at the ready. "Hey... heeeey... I like your..." she barks out a laugh. "Package..." She can tell that Anya's staring at her in rapture through her non-existent eyes, clearly bowled over by these superior flirting skills that Zora picked up from her namesake herself. "Give it to me... Give it to me!!!"

Unfortunately, Anya has no kind of package on her at the moment. In her frustration, Zora clocks her over the head with her own Lucky Egg, taking no heed of the item's delicacy, and proceeds to trip over the egg as she tries to back away. Anya chooses this moment to remember what these strange appendages on her sides are, and propels herself into the air and towards her opponent to give Zora a vengeful wing-slap.

This rejection of Zora's best moves sends her into an incoherent rage. Stumbling around the edge of the ring, she begins to regale anyone who will listen about her plans to KEEL THAT ZUBAT AND THEN FUCKING KICK HER ASS. Nobody really cares, which is enough to work her up even more because oh she is SO READY TO PUMMEL THAT- OH MY GOD WHAT THE FRIG IS HAPPENING?!?! Why is that Zubat trying to give her a love bite now after that brutal rejection and what is that green stuff Anya's sucking out of her bloodstream IS SHE TRYING TO STEAL HER DRINK?!

That's clearly unacceptable, and since the referee's gone off to buy another drink, Zora takes this chance to lash out unmediated with the worst insult her highly-functioning brain can come up with. "Your mother... is... dirt!!!"

The jab at her dear mother is so out of line that Anya is left with no choice but to fly at Zora again, leeching yet more of her lifeforce into herself until the referee returns and, seeing how things may have gotten slightly out of hand without her supervision, raises her flags to end the round.

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Team Zora
Zubat
Anya
Ability: Inner Focus
Health: 150%
Status: OH MY GOD DIE NOW; Taunted (2 more actions).
Used: Aerial Ace ~ Giga Drain ~ Giga Drain

Team Other Zora
Zorua
Zora
Ability: Illusion
Health: 130%
Status: OH MY GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME; +2 Special Attack.
Used: Covet ~ Nasty Plot ~ Taunt

Arena Status
  • None yet.

Damage and Energy
  • Anya's Health: 150% - 6% (Covet) + 3% (Giga Drain) + 3% (Giga Drain) = 150%
  • Zora's Health: 150% - 7% (Aerial Ace) - 7% (Giga Drain) - 7% (Giga Drain) = 130% (capped)

Notes
  • No angry bargoers or flying bottles yet.
  • Covet had no item to steal.
  • I'm rusty, so if something looks wrong, let me know!
  • lol sorry about my writing I'll work on it
  • Next round: whoever says whatever whenever, and then I "ref".
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man this floor is... schticky.. bruuuh- oh right she said WHAT ABOUT YOUR MOTHER?!

No Zora that was the wrong kind of package to mail! ~ Go eat her face! ~ ALSO STEAL BACK YOUR DRINK
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I...I don't get it..... what about your mother

No it's our drink. ~ ...My drink. ~ She maybe gets an eyedropper full.
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Round Two

Team Zora
Zubat
Anya
Ability: Inner Focus
Health: 150%
Status: OH MY GOD DIE NOW; Taunted (2 more actions).

Team Other Zora
Zorua
Zora
Ability: Illusion
Health: 130%
Status: OH MY GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME; +2 Special Attack.

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The referee sets out a bowl of something or other (the result of bellowing "GIVE ME THE STRONGEST ONE YOU HAVE" at the bemused barkeep) for each Pokémon before making some vague motion with her flags, and Zorua the Zora the Zorua the... thing immediately takes a protective stance over hers, bloodshot eyes tracking the apparent movement of some stain on the wall which she declares to be Anya.

Apparently this lull in the battle is not pleasing to those crowded around to observe. A drunken chant of "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" quickly takes over the arena, and Anya finds herself the target of some veteran of Asber who's waited FAR TOO LONG for the day of reopening to be cheated out of a real battle now. The old geezer lobs a freaking CHAIR at her from halfway across the room. It kind of hurts, man. Angry as she still is about Zora's horrendous insult to her mother, there is NO WAY Anya is letting this slight to her pride go without payback, so she has no choice but to take a temporary break from the battle and barf her grossest stream of toxins all over said offender and whoever else happens to be in the vicinity in order to assert her dominance.

That FIGHT chant sure has a nice ring to it, though. Yeah, Zora's in favour of a good fight. She has no idea who she's rooting for, but it seems like a good time to join in with her VERY IMPRESSIVE HOWL OF DEATH or something. YEAH MAN. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT man this hurts her throat. It hurts Anya's sensitive ears even more, though, and the Zubat falls to the ground as she frantically attempts to cover up her ear slits with her wings.

It's back to business for Anya now, though. Zora besmirched her mother with the VILEST INSULTS ON EARTH and now she is going to BARF MORE TOXINS ON HER NO WAIT. That's not nearly as bad as Zora deserves. Anya's going to EAT HER FACE. Well... her mouth isn't really big enough for that, so she settles for throwing herself at Zora and flailing wildly, pummelling every inch of Zora that she can reach. Unfortunately, in her inebriated state she kind of manages to pummel herself in the process... somehow. Maybe she should be more careful in avenging her mother. Yeah, that's right. She nearly DIED just now, after all. Totally. Better stop that from happening again. So Anya backs off a bit and braces herself for the next onslaught as best she can despite all the wooziness.

But Zora doesn't have any direct assaults in mind just yet. Now that she's made a display of her power by insulting Anya's mother, the Zubat is SURE to fall for her if she tries putting on the moves again now. I mean, that's just like... logic and shit, right? Brushing herself off, the Zorua stumbles toward her opponent with even BETTER words of honeyed persuasion at the ready this time. "Heeey... hey baby... so about that package..."

Despite her lack of actual eyes, Anya somehow manages to stare back in disbelief.

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Team Zora
Zubat
Anya
Ability: Inner Focus
Health: 133%
Status: OH MY GOD DID SHE SERIOUSLY JUST
Used: FIGHT ~ Struggle ~ Endure (failed)

Team Other Zora
Zorua
Zora
Ability: Illusion
Health: 125%
Status: OH MY GOD HURRY UP AND THROW YOURSELF AT ME; +2 Special Attack.
Used: Detect (failed) ~ Uproar ~ Attract (failed)

Arena Status
  • There's like a broken chair lying in the middle of the battle ring or something idk.
  • Nobody can sleep for another action.

Damage and Energy
  • Anya's Health: 150% - 5% (FIGHT) - 11% (Uproar) - 1% (Struggle) = 133%
  • Zora's Health: 130% - 5% (Struggle) = 125%

Notes
  • Anya lost her action and took 5% damage to fight off some rowdy bargoer action 1.
  • As a result, Detect failed because it had nothing to block.
  • Anya rolled Toxic action 2, but since she was Taunted, she used Struggle instead.
  • Endure had nothing to Endure and, well, wouldn't have done anything anyway.
  • Attract failed since Zora and Anya are the same gender.
  • For future reference, do FIGHTs and getting hit by flying bottles ignore the damage cap?
  • Next round: post non-commands, get non-reffing.
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But... wait.. you can't tap that right? No... maybe... yes? ye...no? yes. no. fuck. Yeah. We should fuck. You wanna fuck?

Continue to not fuck that. ~ Or.... wait. Should you fuck that or not. ~ I'm confused.

((We've always left it up to the ref in question, but for future battles like this we should probably specify. I'd say have it count toward the cap, but maybe wait for Sable's input.))
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HELL YE TAP THAT- wait no don't tap that- WAIT NO SHE'S HOT- wait aren't you two sisters- fuck it let's FUCK

No totally go fuck that! ~ Or... no maybe you shouldn't ~ I'm also confused

((Actually I would say considering their rare appearance and sort of extra-ordinary nature they would bypass the cap. That, of course, is just me.. feel free to make a ref judgement on that, or yell at us to bicker until we agree on one or the other, we promise to remember to specify next time woops))
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Since the damage cap is so low anyway, I'll make them ignore the damage cap. (Reffing will probably not be up until Tuesday because I have a midterm + long day in general tomorrow!)
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Round Three

Team Zora
Zubat
Anya
Ability: Inner Focus
Health: 133%
Status: OH MY GOD DID SHE SERIOUSLY JUST

Team Other Zora
Zorua
Zora ♀ @Lucky Egg
Ability: Illusion
Health: 125%
Status: OH MY GOD HURRY UP AND THROW YOURSELF AT ME; +2 Special Attack.

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Mistaking Anya's disbelief for complete and utter rapture, Zora decides that it's time to move on to phase two: sexytimes... with HANDCUFFS. It sounds like a good idea at the time. Brilliant, even. The Zorua blearily glances around the ring until her eyes alight on a houseplant that is, for some reason, sitting among the bystanders, watching the battle intently.

Well, it turns out there's a good reason for that. Some trainer's unfortunate Chikorita yelps in protest as Zora attempts to rip the leaf from its head. As Zora slurs something meant to be an apology to this strange living houseplant, Anya manages to stabilize herself in the air long enough to whip up a small gust of wind with her wings, enough to pick up Zora and the hapless Chikorita and carry them a short ways into the watching crowd. Chaos ensues among the drunken observers fighting to get out of the way, and the Chikorita takes advantage of this chance to escape from its tormentor, but by this time Zora's no longer interested in the handcuffs plan. It's been a good few seconds, after all. And she can deal out the punishment without improvised handcuffs. Surrounding herself with the purple glow of Dark-type energy, the Zorua concentrates for a moment — an impressive feat — before literally throwing herself at her opponent, pummeling every inch of her that she can reach with energy-enshrouded paws.

Anya falls out of the air for about the twentieth time or so. It'd be kind of embarrassing, if she thought she was going to remember this tomorrow. Instead, it's merely a WOW, FUCKING... FUCK on the humiliation scale. Yeah. Fuck her up. She'll do that. (Pretty original idea, if she does say so herself.) Flap her wings and all that. It's all she remembers how to do right now, anyway. One flap. Two flap. Three flap IS SHE DONE YET?! Finally she manages to stir up yet another freaking gust of wind. It's monumental, it really is. The wind slices into Zora's fur this time instead of picking her up, and the Zorua yelps in pain and shock before retaliating by LOBBING HER FREAKING LUCKY EGG AT HER. OH MY GOD IT'S GONNA BREAK WHAT IF IT GETS GROSS YOLK ALL OVER HER WINGS?! THAT'LL TAKE DAYS TO CLEAN UP oh crap. The egg hits Anya with far more force than she could have anticipated, and you know, she was tired of trying to stay aloft anyway. She's gonna have to do wing exercises or something. As the Zubat flexes a wing, she manages to startle herself as a thin coat of steel ZINGS over it... or something. She can ponder the sound later, but right now she has the perfect target to test her new strength on. With a few more laborious flaps, she propels herself forward, her reinforced steel wings ramming into her foe. THAT'S FOR GETTING EGG YOLK ON MY WINGS, JERK!

Anya is oblivious to the fact that the thrown Lucky Egg never shattered and her wings are perfectly clean, but she does notice that some of the steel remains on her wings after the impact. At least it'll be easier to stay up now.

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Team Zora
Zubat
Anya
Ability: Inner Focus
Health: 120%
Status: OH MY GOD MY POOR WINGS; +1 Defense.
Used: Gust ~ Air Cutter ~ Steel Wing

Team Other Zora
Zorua
Zora@Lucky Egg
Ability: Illusion
Health: 106%
Status: OH MY GOD MY POOR EGG; +2 Special Attack.
Used: Grass Knot (failed) ~ Punishment ~ Fling

Arena Status
  • There's like a broken chair lying in the middle of the battle ring or something idk.
  • There's also like an intact Lucky Egg chilling around on the floor.

Damage and Energy
  • Anya's Health: 133% - 7% (Punishment) - 6% (Fling) = 120%
  • Zora's Health: 125% - 5% (Gust) - 7% (Air Cutter) - 7% (Steel Wing) = 106%

Notes
  • Fling was a critical hit.
  • Grass Knot failed since there was no grass to knot (maybe there could have been an actual houseplant or something, but it only would have done 1% anyway and this was more fun, so.)
  • Steel Wing raised defense.
  • I guess I'm going to be kind of slow reffing during the week. :c Sorry! Anyway, post commands and stuff.
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...Bruh. Why do they call it fucking, anyway?

It's such a weird word. ~ I don't understand. ~ How does that translate to the act of porking? ...In fact why do they call it porking?
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... Bruh... good question... wait wasn't it like an acronym.. like... Fucking.. under consent of... uh... kegels... yeeeeah... wait can you use an acronym in its own acronym... I'm confused...

Porking? That's like... delicious ~ Oh wait that's not what you meant ~ Shit I'm still hungry now
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Round Four

Team Zora
Zubat
Anya
Ability: Inner Focus
Health: 120%
Status: OH MY GOD MY POOR WINGS; +1 Defense.

Team Other Zora
Zorua
Zora@Lucky Egg
Ability: Illusion
Health: 106%
Status: OH MY GOD MY POOR EGG; +2 Special Attack.

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OH MY GOD NO MY POOR EGG COME BACK. This is horrible. Zora didn't MEAN to throw her precious trinket, it just... happened... you know? It's all Anya's fault for being such EGG BAIT. YEAH. The egg is safe and uncracked on the floor of the ring, but damn, Zora's mad anyway. She doesn't even really have an attack in mind, so she settles for simply flinging herself at Anya and beating on her with blow after blow from her SUPER BUFF FRONT PAWS. BAM. POW. ZING. YEAH. A finishing kick from both back legs at once, and Zora's suddenly feeling much better about her poor, hapless egg. It was a tragic loss, but she's avenged its memory as best she could. (The pristine Lucky Egg lies impassively on the ground, waiting for its owner to notice it.)

Meanwhile, egged on by the cheering crowd, Anya's worked herself up into a 100% coherent rant about... well, nobody knows, since they're far from 100% coherent themselves, after all. That's how it works. Her rant is, in fact, so coherent that her pitch nearly goes beyond the range of Zora's hearing as she belts out the cry dreaded by all trainers traveling through caves without wanting to waste a Repel. It has a similar effect on Zora, who cowers momentarily in horror at the sound that brings back so many horrible memories of her travels through Asber. The Zubat's screeching infuriates her so much, in fact, that she throws back her head and responds with a freaking JET OF BURNING-HOT FIRE OH MY GOD SHE'S GOING TO BE ROASTED. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. Anya's wail abruptly cuts off as she begins fluttering in a desperate spiral through the air in her panic, but when the burst of flame actually reaches her, it's kind of underwhelming. Man, what a misleading attack. Her wings are charred slightly more than she would like her non-edible self to be, however. A nice breeze would be a good idea to cool off a bit. Anya begins furiously flapping her wings, generating a near-invisible wind that creeps toward the opposing Zorua, washing over her and... doing absolutely nothing. It... it was still a good idea though. Seriously.

Unruffled by that pathetic display, Zora glares across at her opponent, a dark red aura emanating from her body and her already bloodshot eyes glowing even redder to match. The field of dark energy grows larger in size until the Zorua abruptly tosses her head, unleashing it all in a curtain of black force that plunges Anya into complete darkness. Zora can dimly see a vague outline of Anya wrestling with the murky blackness, flailing her wings wildly until she manages to break free, zooming straight for Zora and yet again sinking her fangs into her ELEGANT RUFF. RUDE. As before, a green shimmering substance appears to flow out of Zora into the Zubat's body, leaving Anya looking slightly healthier than before.

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Team Zora
Zubat
Anya
Ability: Inner Focus
Health: 102%
Status: Somehow shaken by her encounter with the night despite being nocturnal. +1 Defense.
Used: Uproar ~ Defog ~ Mega Drain

Team Other Zora
Zorua
Zora@Lucky Egg
Ability: Illusion
Health: 93%
Status: OH MY GOD STOP THIS VOODOO MAGIC; +2 Special Attack.
Used: Frustration ~ Incinerate ~ Night Daze

Arena Status
  • There's like a broken chair lying in the middle of the battle ring or something idk.
  • There's also like an intact Lucky Egg chilling around on the floor.
  • Nobody can sleep for another action.

Damage and Energy
  • Anya's Health: 120% - 7% (Frustration) - 8% (Incinerate) - 12% (Night Daze) + 2% (Mega Drain) = 102% (capped)
  • Zora's Health: 106% - 9% (Uproar) - 4% (Mega Drain) = 93%

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  • Zora's Frustration was a power 8/10.
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...Dude. How are you shaken by the night if you're... a bat...

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Oh dear, Bluberry Bat seems to have nodded off. Any volunteers to slap her in the face a few times? This match surely cannot continue without her crucial input!
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Snrrrrk huh what OH YEAH... dude who turned out the lights... OH MY GODS I'M BLIND. BLIND LIKE A BAT. how fitting... wait... BUT BATS HAVE FANTASTIC EYESIGHT

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Round Five

Team Zora
Zubat
Anya
Ability: Inner Focus
Health: 102%
Status: Somehow shaken by her encounter with the night despite being nocturnal. +1 Defense.

Team Other Zora
Zorua
Zora@Lucky Egg
Ability: Illusion
Health: 93%
Status: OH MY GOD STOP THIS VOODOO MAGIC; +2 Special Attack.

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A few sips from the newest bowl Eifie's placed in front of her and Zora's feeling newly pumped. Concentrating on a point on the wall to keep her balance, she leaps forward, covering ground as fast as her little paws will take her and attempting to run in a straight line across the ring and back. The straight line part doesn't really work out, and granted, she trips over her own feet and goes sprawling a few times, but somehow the dash still leaves her muscles feeling looser and springier, ready to stagger across the battlefield AT TOP SPEED.

When she's regained her footing, Zora looks up at her opponent again and is horrified to discover that Anya seems to have grown a pair of giant, glaring red eyes. The eyes, about twice as large as the Zubat's ears, bug out from Anya's head in an extremely disturbing and sinister way, tracking every tiny movement Zora makes with beady black pupils. Overtaken by an urge to run, Zora glances from left to right in panic, the fur on the back of her neck prickling, but though Anya doesn't touch her, the Zorua feels like she's locked into place from fear. She instead surrounds herself with a dark purple aura and crouches down, lying in wait for her opponent to make another move.

The eyes finally disappear, to Zora's great relief, and she braces herself to unleash the energy gathering around her, if Anya would only make a move that she could steal. Her hopes are disappointed, however, as Anya begins to flap her wings vigorously, small flames crackling in the dry air current forming in front of her. Anya flaps her wings faster and faster until the air in front of her bursts into flame, tendrils of smoke rising off it as the heat wave bears down upon Zora. The faint glow of purple energy fades abruptly as the scent of singed fur fills the air, causing the onlookers to back away in disgust. Zora yelps in pain and, lost for any better method of relief, begins chasing her tail around and around, frantically blowing at a puff of flame that's made its home there in attempts to put it out. It takes her a little while to notice once the fire's finally burnt itself out and plop herself down hard on her haunches, breathing heavily.

Thankfully, all her joints still seem to be in working order. Drawing upon as much energy as she can from the environment around her, Zora pulls herself together long enough to look up at Anya and unleash a brilliant beam of white light from her mouth, imbued with the frenzied energy of the watching crowd, which strikes Anya straight on and sends her sprawling, yet again, to the floor. This time, however, is different; Anya has noticeably more trouble getting her muscles to respond as she labours to pull herself off the floor. The Zubat's muscles twitch and spasm every so often as she drags herself toward Zora, but eventually she manages to lift off for just a short time and barrel into Zora at full speed, bouncing off her and crying out in pain as she crashes back into the floor. The impact knocks Zora back as well, though much further, and both Pokémon nurse their wounds, panting, as the referee signals for the end of the round.

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Team Zora
Zubat
Anya
Ability: Inner Focus
Health: 94%
Status: Struggling to regain control of her wings. Severely paralyzed (24% chance of full paralysis). +1 Defense.
Used: Mean Look ~ Heat Wave ~ Take Down

Team Other Zora
Zorua
Zora@Lucky Egg
Ability: Illusion
Health: 75%
Status: Smelling strongly of singed fur. +2 Special Attack, +2 Speed.
Used: Agility ~ Snatch (failed) ~ Secret Power

Arena Status
  • There's like a broken chair lying in the middle of the battle ring or something idk.
  • There's also like an intact Lucky Egg chilling around on the floor.

Damage and Energy
  • Anya's Health: 102% - 6% (Secret Power) - 2% (Take Down) = 94%
  • Zora's Health: 93% - 9% (Heat Wave) - 9% (Take Down) = 75%

Notes
  • Zora can't be recalled for another 3 actions. This is, of course, game-breaking.
  • Secret Power paralyzed Anya.
  • I'm really good... okay no, actually I randomized attacks and started writing up this reffing I think before Zora even posted.
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Oh. Okay... that happened...
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..........
...Heeeeeeeere's... a list of thiiiiiiings..... that Sable likes to suck~~~~~

Dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick ~ dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick ~ dick dick dick dick dick balls
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whoa.. what smells like... hot dog... not like.. hot dog the food but... oh.. you know...

I'm hungry ~ Hungry for hot dogs ~ Hey wait what's she singing over there?
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