Yo wat up

Hey Oak, no worries bro.
When you get back I'll be sure to show
That though I just started, my poetry's beast
(Or my sick words are able to beat you, at least.)
So I'll wait here, for your later return.
Then beat me and you know you've earned
The right to callenge Karkat to that first little duel.
Till then, Gary Oak. Smell ya later, fool.

Perhaps it is a bit late,
But your appetites I am here to sate.
I am also not great at making rhymes,
But just for fun I'll keep with the times.

This thread reminds me of a white and black pony;
You'd know who she is if you are a brony.
When she came of the forums in namesake and quirk,
I had a slight urge to also make that work.
So here I am in this Introduction thread,
Having some fun but also some dread.

I am afraid that there will come a mod,
closing the topic with the powers of a god.
Therefore I welcome this rhymer, this Gary,
To not to invoke the power of those who are scary.

And I hope more will have fun in this thread and in rhyme,
That it will withstand the test of time.
So that when Oak comes back a week from now,
He will have more people to wow.
Not that it is that impressive, of course;
If he thinks so he should get off his high horse!

Many a member have done so and will
Continue to do so, hopefully still.

I apologize for my prose, as it is not good.
Still, it was fun to do and I if I could
I might do it again.
As long as this thread is alive, then.

It seems I have been ninja'd, by a mere Blade.
Well then, my point has been made.
And while I might strife for that ninja annoying me,
I think instead I'll abcond or flee.

Along came a man, who did so very impress
Won over members with his hip finesse
People did woo for his words of rhyme
GaryOak had style with his wicked lines.

But one did question this man so brave
Called him out on his fun and started to rave.
And what was the reason for this Karkat's idiocy?
Not his judgement, no, but his jealousy.

Seeing Oak so popular with his peers
He knew what was coming and began to fear
So a challenge was set and then started the game
But there's no stopping Oak's rising fame

So rap all you want, Karkat, and try your best
But even if you win this battle, he still wins the rest
GaryOak is a hero among TCoD
More of one than you can be.

Hey, hey now, we're all friends here,
And Karkat's been around for a while, y'hear?
He holds a large place in all of our hearts;
Here everyone's welcomed, and all have their part.

No need to take shots when it isn't your duel;
Is the new trend these days not to follow the rules?
Two combatants we have, and NO MORE than the pair;
Just let them have at it, and pull up a chair.

Wait wait wait wait, hold up a little minute.

I pop up in this thread, since it'd just reached forty posts
From all this big talk I hoped I'd, at the most
Get to watch a newb & Kam get all up in a fight
To find which of the two of em could claim the divine right
To be crowned king of rap battles, across both land and sea
But all I seen so far would put shame to Butterfree.

I mean come on, 'Gary MF Oak', (not his real name)
By backing out you've put shame to the name of this whole game
Impressive, I'll admit, but it wasn't the goal
You've caused more disappointment than your average PokéTroll
In closing, here, have a couple of tips:
Stay off of my rhyme-turf, and have fun on your trip.

I meant not to offend Karkat at all
Just caught up in fun, this is a ball.
For the fun of the game I had to choose sides
But if I did any harm, I apologize.

I hope when he reads this, he'll understand
And know that I think he's a good man.
But this is addicting, don't you agree?
A whole 'nother thread for this there should be.

Hey guys, this is an intro thread, do we really need to rhyme?
Even though it's on topic it's kind of sublime.*
Shouldn't you all be welcoming the new man?
Telling him about ASB and how not to get banned.
(*yeah go dictionary.com that shit.)

You see, it is a bit on topic
But it's kind of retarded like TVtrop(ics)
Maybe this Gary Oak isn't lying
He could be tCods next big hit or die trying.

But seriously, Gary, in battles you're weak.
I beat your whole gym team within training of a week.
Your Rhydon is retarded, can't even throw a little punch
The Machamp is horrid with it's little DynamicPunch.

Arcanine's decent, okay at the best.
Exeggutor's Trick Room's more retarded than all the rest.
Everythings fast so why would you help ME out?
Better plan your moves before you lose and cry and pout. (baby.)

Pidgeot, seriously? Why'd you need him there?
Gyarados' Special attack is worse than a little hare's.
Before you make a gym, you need to plan out shit.
If you have horrible strategy like that, I'm surprised you made it.