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Old 05-20-2009, 10:47 AM
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Yo mama's so short, she thinks Natu is Godzilla.

(By the way, Natu is the shortest Pokemon.)
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Can I bring this back...? Anyway, Yo mama's so fat, 5 Snorlax at a time bounce on her belly.
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Old 03-01-2011, 10:20 PM
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Yo mama's so scary, Sharpedo swim away from het.
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Yo mama's so dumb, she thought PP Up was Viagra.
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Yo mama's so crazy, she ran down Cycling road even when bikers told her to get on a bike.
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Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Magmortar was what they used to lay bricks on Cinnabar.
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Old 03-03-2011, 01:49 AM
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Yo mama makes Magikarp seem useful.
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Old 03-03-2011, 05:26 PM
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Yo mama's so dumb she thinks pikachu is actually a good pokemon. oh wait no thats you
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Old 03-03-2011, 08:35 PM
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Hey! Pikachu is useful if it's Level 100 and evolved into Raichu! Wait, no, that's a different Pokemon. Nevermind!
Yo mama so dumb, she uses Eggs for battle and cries when she loses against a Level 2 Starly. Oh, and the Egg dies, too.
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Yo Mama's so stupid, she thought Arbok evolved into Seviper!

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Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Tepig was Umbreon!
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Yo momma's so old, Rampardos had legends about her.
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Yo momma so dumb Bidoof beat her at Jeopardy
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Old 03-04-2011, 06:08 AM
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Yo mama so weird she wears all clothes and carries laptops inside out. Oh gosh poor laptop D:
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Old 03-05-2011, 01:11 AM
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Yo momma so dumb she doesn't know how to work her PokeNav.
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Yo momma so fat, Magikarp's Splash pales in comparison (at least yo momma's does something...)!
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Old 05-17-2011, 04:18 AM
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Yo momma so stupid that she hits herself even when she's not confused.

Yo momma so fat that she fainted from one low kick.

You momma so ugly that Attract failed.

Yo momma so old, Arceus was in her yearbook.
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Old 05-17-2011, 10:34 PM
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Yo mama's so fat mega punch was inneffective.
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Yo mama so ugly, trainers throw blue pokeblocks at her. But she ain't evolving anytime soon.
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Old 05-18-2011, 01:15 AM
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Yo mamma so fat, when she jumped on Ho-oh's rainbow, skittles fell from the rainbow.

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