RedneckPhoenix
make no mistakes 'cause i'm on fire
- Pronoun
- he/him
Haiku -
Limerick -
There was a moron named Phoenix
Who was lazier than piles of sticks
He tried to make an essay
but he wasted his days
Now his reputation is full of nicks
Quatrain -
Phoenix as a man who procrastinated
Saying he'd make a birthday story
Now those sentiments have all but abated
And he deserves none of the glory.
Sorry I was a huge moron and couldn't focus for long enough to write you a simple story, Butterfree. But, in my defense, I was sick for a few weeks. Feel disappointed in me. Very disappointed.
Procrastinated
Did not finish writing your
Super cool essay
I am very dumb
for wasting all of my time
looking at dank memes,
Did not finish writing your
Super cool essay
I am very dumb
for wasting all of my time
looking at dank memes,
Limerick -
There was a moron named Phoenix
Who was lazier than piles of sticks
He tried to make an essay
but he wasted his days
Now his reputation is full of nicks
Quatrain -
Phoenix as a man who procrastinated
Saying he'd make a birthday story
Now those sentiments have all but abated
And he deserves none of the glory.
Sorry I was a huge moron and couldn't focus for long enough to write you a simple story, Butterfree. But, in my defense, I was sick for a few weeks. Feel disappointed in me. Very disappointed.