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Old 11-17-2010, 12:04 AM
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A Possibly Humorous Anecdote On The Topic Of Triple Point

Chapter One: The Final Chapter

One day in the land where substances of wildly and fantastically different name, consistency, and composition live together in ultimate harmony for eternity, an unexpected and till-then unheard of phenomenon occurred that would lead to a tale told for centuries.

Indeed, there was one fellow named Lord Water (named in such a manner because he was water and often inhabited a fancy drinking glass) was walking with two of his friends, Mr. Mercury and Mr. Hydrogen. Mr. Mercury and Mr. Hydrogen were liquid and gaseous in form, respectively, while Lord Water was simply floating along next to them in his glass (such is the magical wonder of that land).

Suddenly, the fabric that composed this amazing land shifted in its design and status in such a way that suddenly the space that Lord Water occupied reached a temperature approximately 273.16 K and was subjected to 611.73 Pascals of pressure. He found himself afraid to move since he was well aware that this was the exact point at which he would reach a stable equilibrium between his three usual phases of state!

“Gasp!” breathed Mr. Mercury breathlessly, frozen in fear along with Lord Water.

"Dude, that’s heck of crazy,” muttered Mr. Hydrogen, completely in childish awe at this sight.

It was at this point that mean-spirited, old Sr. Iodine shambled on by (or something like that, it’s hard to imagine his manner of locomotion) and began to laugh at Lord Water’s predicament.

“You foolish fool! It is like you cannot make up your mind upon a state in which to be, and I am finding that extremely humorous in a sadistic way right now!” No one liked Sr. Iodine.

Mr. Mercury stood up for Lord Water, however. “Perhaps he will be happy in this way. We do not, and certainly Lord Water does not, have to comply with your standards of being!”

“Yo, that’s right,” added Mr. Hydrogen helpfully.

Sr. Iodine then shook the glass in which Lord Water sat quietly, and then Lord Water was a solid. He was more or less okay with this, to Sr. Iodine’s dismay, and the three friends then threw a party to which everyone was invited except Sr. Iodine.

Even Xenon, Sr. Iodine’s closest friend, did not even save a piece of cake for him. Sr. Iodine then changed his ways and became a pretty cool dude.

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Old 11-17-2010, 07:36 PM
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Lololol three points.

I suppose you could make more jokes about the noble gases being very noble, but my chemistry knowledge is rusty as anything- if it weren't I'd offer up more puns for grabs. :O
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Xenon being Iodine's best friend was supposed to be like "lol they are right next to each other on the periodic table" but yeahhhh
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Yes, but chemically they are ~completely different~. :(
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