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Old 09-28-2009, 04:44 PM
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Okay, so the game goes like this:

Post a step of a recipe, the more stupid and insane, the better. The only rule is an obvious one:The number of your step must be one more than the previous post.

Step 1:Put some cheese in a blender (Preferably swiss), set on "chopped ice", and blend.

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Step 2: Mix together flour, sugar and eggs. Pour the blended cheese over this and mix it in.
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Step 3: After blending all this together, pour it into a pan and make pancakes out of it. Now, make sure they're the melt in your mouth variety.
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Old 09-28-2009, 07:08 PM
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step four:Kill a goose, recite the ancient blood rituals to cthulu, and pound the resulting powder into the pancakes.
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Step five: ????

Step six: PROFIT


Step Five: Mix pancakes with chocolate ice cream and place in large mixing bowl.
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Step six: Drop in a brick and mix
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7. The entire bowl will suddenly turn into a glass bubble. Chant out the Ode To The Man of Particles.

It goes like this:

Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man

Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man

Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man

He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millenium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man

Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man

Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man

Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man.

By the time you say millenium hand, the bubble will explode. A golden croissant will fall on the table.
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Old 09-28-2009, 11:26 PM
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8.Dip the croissant in gasoline
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9: Set the gasoline on fire and sell it to obese drunken Mexican Nazi clowns. By this time you will be nude.
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10. Sprinkle sugar on the burning remains of your...ahem "meal". Then proceed to do a silly dance around it.
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11. After dancing, scoop up your remains and put them in a Slap Chop. Proceed to slap 100 times.
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12: Boil the cake mix in salad oil at maximum temperature. After 5 minutes, add 1 pint of cyanide.
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Step 13:Cut your wrists and bleed into the mix. After you pass out and wake up, eat the mix.
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14 Then, in another bowl, pour the blood of another animal while conducting the full of 1812 Overture
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15. By this time, you will have exerted an ungodly amount of effort into this pointless recipe, and have a bowl of animal blood in front of you. Mix this with four cups of flour, and as it hardens, mold the mixture into the shape of a human heart.
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16: (fwee ^_^)Then dip the "heart" in boiling salted cheese (pretzel not nacho) and then let sit till your boiler has cheese burn on it
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17. Then you put in some ginger and wait until it boils very hard
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18. Add an eye of newt and an atomic bomb.
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19. Set off the atomic bomb. Run.
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Step 20: Scoop up the resulting radioactive dust and sprinkle on top.
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