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Old 11-07-2010, 02:06 AM
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Quote:
Stranger: Hey.
You: Mars is my home.
You: Bring me back.
You: BRING ME BACK!!
Stranger: You has no Oxygen!
You: MOTHER MARS IS WAITING FOR ME!!
Stranger: we need to get you back here now!
You: EARTHLING!! TAKE ME BACK!!
You: NO!! MARS!!
You: BRING ME TO MARS!!
Stranger: no mars?
You: NOT HERE IN THIS PLANET, MARS!!!
You: NOW, EARTHLING!!
You: I'M COMING FOR YOU, MARS!
You: HURRY!!
You: BRING ME BACK BEFORE I UNLEASH IT ALL ON OUR PLANET!!
Stranger: I just googled maps how to get there.
You: IT'S ONLY SEVERAL MILLION MILES!!
Stranger: go to texas
You: YES!
Stranger: place called nasa texas.
You: NASA TEXAS?
You: (btw isn;t nasa in florida)
Stranger: they fly you there for 7.68 do;;ars.
You: EITHER WAY!!
You: MARS!!!
You: TAKE ME BACK! YOU SHALL REGRET IT IF YOU DON'T!
You: I HAVE CHUCK NORRIS ON MY SIDE!
You: NOW!!
You: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE HUMAN CURRENCY! NO HABLA ESPANOL! JE NE PARLE EN FRANCAIS!
Stranger: he died 3 weeks ago bro
You: BRING ME TO MARS!!!
You: I HAVE HIM ANYWAYS!
Stranger: liek srsly.
You: BRING ME BACK TO MOTHER MARS!!
Stranger: bro go far
Stranger: I fuck know!
You: FAR?
You: HOW MUCH FAR?!
Stranger: Steve erwin and norris!
You: FOR MOTHER MARS I SHALL!

Stranger: wtf!
You: I SHALL GO! FOR MOTHER MARS!
Stranger: Erwin was a few years back, but still.
Stranger: And Bill Mays too.
You: TAKE ME!! OR GIVE ME INSTRUCTIONS!!
Stranger: go to nasa texas.
You: THEN!?
Stranger: i call them now
You: THANK YOU!
Stranger: i fix you up good bro
You: FIX? WhAT IS THIS "FOX"?!
You: *FIX
Stranger: hey quick quick question.
You: YES?
You: FOR MOTHER MARS?
You: MY PLANET!!!
You: TAKE ME BACK!!
You: MAAAAAARS!!
Stranger: yay!
You: YES! MARS!!!
You: I ONLY HAVE OVER 9000 SPACE CASH
You: BUT TAKE ME TO MARS!!
Stranger: but im not!
Stranger: ooooovvvveeerrr 9000?
You: OVER 9000!!
You: MARS!!!
You: TAAAAKE ME BACK!
Stranger: cool story bro?
You: TTLY!! MARRRRS!
You: *FLIES TO TEXAS*
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Old 11-07-2010, 02:22 AM
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Quote:
You: WILD CHARMANDER APPEARED
Stranger: AI.
Stranger: GO.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: wait..
Stranger: charmander in the wild..
Stranger: what is this madness..
You: DONT QUESTION IT, JUST SEND OUT A POKEMON
Stranger: But.. but. D:
You: ITS....ITS IN THE DREAM WORLD.
You: IN POKEMON BLACK
Stranger: D:
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Old 11-07-2010, 02:26 AM
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You: WILD CHARMANDER APPEARED
Stranger: MAGIKARP GO
Stranger: MAGIKARP USED SPLASH
Stranger: But it failed!
You: CHARMANDER used SLASH!
Stranger: ITS SUPER EFECTIVE !
Stranger: MAGIKARP fainted .
Stranger: STRANGER is out of usable Pokemon!
Stranger: STRANGER whited out!
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Old 11-07-2010, 02:56 AM
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Quote:
You: Wild CHARMANDER appeared!
Stranger: IAM A PALADIN
Stranger: VANQUISHER OF EVIL
Stranger: CHARMANDER AINT A TREATH TO MY SWORD OF JUSTICE
You: Go! PALADIN
Stranger: CONQUEROR OF EVIL
You: What Will PALADIN do?
Stranger: KEEPER OF LIGHT
Stranger: CRUSADER OF JUSTICE
Stranger: Champion of virture
You: Ok, I get it.
Stranger: You get my wast powers?
You: no, I get the basic gist of what you're saying
Stranger: i got over 2 thousands stamina and over 300 spell power
You: Oh. On what game?
Stranger: Game?
Stranger: what is this you speak of?
Stranger: childrens games?
Stranger: I strike fear into the hearts of the fiends
Stranger: the orcs cower before my hammer
You: I'm guessing it's World of Warcraft, then
Stranger: What do you speak of?
Stranger: there is nothing named like that what i know?
Stranger: is it another of your childerns dice games?
Stranger: My son, Arthur usually likes to play dices
Stranger: when i get home from great conquests
You: Go, Latias. Draco Meteor this guy.
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Old 11-07-2010, 04:20 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike the Foxhog View Post
Stranger: im a horny guy looking for a horny girl with msn (for some webcam fun)
You: I am wet.
Stranger: got msn bbe?
You: Yes. Do you have a towel?
Stranger: yes ill get one for u ;)
You: Thanks :)
Stranger: wats ur msn bbe
You: Bloody rain.
Stranger: mmmmm
You: Have you got my towel yet?
Stranger: yup
You: Thanks.
You: Now I'll just dry my male genitalia.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Brilliant Mike.
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Old 12-06-2010, 03:31 AM
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Quote:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: For English, press one. Para espańol, toque el numero dos.
Stranger: 1!
You: For normal chat, press one. For cybersex, press two.
Stranger: 1
You: Please hold for a representative
You: Hello
You: How are you?
Stranger: alright, how about you?
You: Good, good
You: Session over. A bill will be charged to your credit card

You have disconnected.
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Old 12-05-2013, 04:44 AM
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thing
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: Sup?
You: [aggressively sweats]
You: uh... 23
Stranger: Hahaha. Oh.
Stranger: I guess your age is an appropriate answer to that question.
Stranger: I'm 19
You: [sweats nervously]
You: umm... yes
Stranger: Why are you nervous? I don't get it.
You: (oh no. it's questioning my method of communication. what do i do. what do i do.)
You: umm... so do you like apple pie?
You: (nailed it)
Stranger: Yeah man. Apple pie is rad.
You: (okay, now i guess i should respond to that)
You: penis
You: (no, not like that)
You: um.. so how are you?
Stranger: I'm into penis
Stranger: I don't know if that was supposed to be acknowledged, but oh well
Stranger: I'm good. How are you?
You: (oh shit it asked me a question)
You: I am...
You: (shit what's that word)
You: ...good!
You: (yep, that's it)
Stranger: Oh, well good for you.
Stranger: Kudos for still calling me it.
You: (it doesn't want to be called it. shit what do)
Stranger: No, you can call me it!
Stranger: Or Sharon, Y'know.
Stranger: Whatever you prefer.
You: (Ah. Sharon. So it is a man...)
You: Hello sir
You: (Wait did I get that right?)
Stranger: No.
Stranger: It is a woman.
You: (Grrr... remember your training)
Stranger: I am so lost but so fascinated.
You: Bonjour taco
Stranger: Yo, tacos are my shit.
You: (she defecates tacos? how revolting)
Stranger: I could defecate worse things.
You: [sweats extremely nervously]
Stranger: :*
You: umm...
You: (quick make a word)
You: borp
You: (good thinking)
You: (i think i have this "communicating" thing down pat)
You: (wait who is pat and why is he down)
You: (what is the meaning of this)
Stranger: Okay well, I'm going to leave.
Stranger: This was cool.
You: (quick do the word)
You: bye
Stranger: Props for not breaking character.
Stranger: Unless you really act like this, which in that case, you do you.
Stranger: Adios.
Stranger has disconnected.
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Old 12-05-2013, 11:12 AM
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Omegle Conversation with a Porn Ad (Not Actually Inappropriate)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Please no more porn ads D:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im just home bored relaxing, looking someone naughtty to talk to. is that you?
Stranger: ok nice talkin with ya bye
You: You sound like a porn ad.
Stranger: 21 /f and you?
You: AHA YOU ARE A PORN AD I KNEW IT
Stranger: where do u live?
You: I don't talk to porn ads.
Stranger: i am from Philly what are u up to? :)
You: Clearly I am being bamboozled by a porn ad.
You: What did it look like I was doing?
Stranger: im just home bored relaxing, looking someone excitingg to talk to. is that you?
You: Somebody scripted you wrong. You're not supposed to repeat yourself, it makes you far less believable. Also where's the part where you try to convince me to stare at "you" naked on a webcam?
You: Hey porn ad.
You: Aren't you going to say something else?
You: No?
You: Okay, I broke the porn ad.
You: My bad.
You: Woo rhymes!
You: You know who can't rhyme?
You: A poorly-scripted porn ad.
You: Buh-bye!
You have disconnected.
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Old 01-16-2014, 09:21 PM
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hey.

Stranger: How is going?

You: Fine. And you?

Stranger: f 20

You: Thanks for sharing.

Stranger: for cool girls selfies checkout

You: Good God you're a bot, aren't you?

Stranger: NiceGram c o m

Stranger: u ll love it

You have disconnected.
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Old 10-22-2016, 10:26 PM
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Let's talk about this "dairy" section.
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!

You: want some macaroni and cheese

Stranger has disconnected.
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one time i saw a piece of lasagna on the ground, just kinda chilling there, and then i saw a raccoon eyeing it from the bushes. He clearly wanted it but saw me and was threatened. So i just kinda tried to kick it over to him, and I realized that kicking something soft with sauce in it was probably a bad idea. First of all, the raccoon ran away as the lasagna splattered all over and was loud as hell, and second, my shoe was covered in lasagna. True story.
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Old 10-23-2016, 07:24 PM
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Using Star Fox 64 quotes to troll the perverts on Omegle is so much fun!

EDIT: I'm surprised at the lack of people who know what a "Barrel roll" is.
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Old 12-11-2016, 07:22 PM
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Let's talk about this "dairy" section.
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m18
You: sandwich/1337
Stranger has disconnected.
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one time i saw a piece of lasagna on the ground, just kinda chilling there, and then i saw a raccoon eyeing it from the bushes. He clearly wanted it but saw me and was threatened. So i just kinda tried to kick it over to him, and I realized that kicking something soft with sauce in it was probably a bad idea. First of all, the raccoon ran away as the lasagna splattered all over and was loud as hell, and second, my shoe was covered in lasagna. True story.
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Old 12-13-2016, 12:34 AM
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Just got IP banned from Omegle for spreading the gospel of Harambe. Hopefully they realize dank memes and unban me ASAP.

Last edited by Harambe; 12-13-2016 at 12:42 AM.
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Old 12-13-2016, 01:32 AM
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By the way, does Omegle still do Captchas? Tired of 700 bots in a row.
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one time i saw a piece of lasagna on the ground, just kinda chilling there, and then i saw a raccoon eyeing it from the bushes. He clearly wanted it but saw me and was threatened. So i just kinda tried to kick it over to him, and I realized that kicking something soft with sauce in it was probably a bad idea. First of all, the raccoon ran away as the lasagna splattered all over and was loud as hell, and second, my shoe was covered in lasagna. True story.
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Old 12-21-2016, 10:25 PM
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You: do you eat porc?
Stranger: you mean pork?
You: no I mean porc
You: duh
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