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Old 03-19-2017, 03:27 PM
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Default Totally not a secret agency Mafia

Welcome to the totally nondescript office, that is DEFINITELY not a front for a secret organization full of specialty agents. We sell, uh... bread? Bread. Yes, our organization is Lead Bread. Wait, no, there's no lead in our bread... ah, whatever.
If we did so happen to be a secret organization, we definitely wouldn't have tons of double-agents trying to kill the normal ones. Most CERTAINLY not. Now, uh, the thing about our company is-
Uh, it seems that our, uh... Bread machines just exploded, so, uh, we'll have to, uh-
Um, the police are here, to, uh, fix our bread machines, so, uh, the tour ends here! Bye! See ya! Oh, god, why aren't you leaving? Bye!

(This is a rather basic mafia game, where everyone is really bad at keeping secrets. It's the first one I'm hosting, so don't expect many fancy things. I mean, I GUESS you can choose a secret agent-y character to be, but it'll be solely for flavor. Roles are random.)
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Old 03-19-2017, 03:41 PM
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Hi, I'd like to buy a loaf of you're finest pumpernickel bread. The in-laws are coming over later today... You know how that is, right, pal?... And the wife said I needed to go out and get some ASAP since it's their favorite, so if you could make it quick, I would be much obliged.
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