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Old 05-07-2019, 10:52 PM
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JL: Answer phone call / RT: Listen intently




convo
JL: hello?
RT: Hello, neighbor!
JL: oh hey ralph
JL: how's the lumps goin

RT: good! really good, you know that project i told you about?
JL: the thing you borrowed all my glassware for?
RT: Yep! I just sent it to my printer!
JL: i dont have one of those, what are they used for?
RT: weapons of mass destruction!
JL:...ah. so you've made a literal-
RT: -glass cannon, yes. which also fires huge balls of glass!
JL: is this the same as that lump cannon you were speaking of
RT: nope!
JL: cool, cool. so why'd you call?
RT: I finally installed that upgrade! so now you can have my T2 blender!
JL: oh dope
RT: yeah! you'll probably have to upgrade some of your stuff for advanced lumps, but it'll be worth it!
JL: hooray
RT: So what's up? You sound busy.
JL: i'm in the wall. got flung there by a monstie.
RT: you have monsters in your house? why would you allow that
JL: i just woke up from a hangover and motherfuckers were all over my shit
JL: also a lot of capybaras

RT: i can come over and help you if you want! i know you told me that your hammers and knives kept disappearing
JL: i would appreciate that ralph
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Old 05-07-2019, 10:57 PM
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RT: equip glass cannon before venturing next door
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Old 05-08-2019, 05:38 PM
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idrk what's going on rn

JL: get out of the damn wall and pet CAPY BARFA
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Old 05-08-2019, 09:38 PM
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JL: Get out of the wall.


Nahhh, you think you'll wait here. That thing seems uninterested in CAPY BARFA, and you're pretty hurt. It can't reach you up here, see?

Plus you're kinda wedged.



RT: Get GLASS CANNON and help JL
You go upstairs to LUMP CORNER BETA and find your GLASS CANNON all ready to be taken.


Sorta looks like a capybara now that you look at it in person.

Hm. Though you should probably put on some ARMOR and go find your WEAPONS. You usually keep them in your ROOM on the SECOND FLOOR.

Though, eh, you may wanna change it up a little, make some new stuff. Depends on how you're feeling.
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Old 05-08-2019, 10:15 PM
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what's with the birdcage?
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Old 05-08-2019, 10:49 PM
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RT: Investigate birdcage





Ahh, yes, your LUMP TERRARIUM. This thing is used to CREATE and UPGRADE PETS AND FAMILIARS.


But you fucking hate animals. You just have it here to bolster your LUMP APPLIANCE COLLECTION.


Next to it is the LUMP WASHING MACHINE. That's used to make your ARMOR and CLOTHES. You're sort of a fashionista. If only your clothing appeared in the artstyle.

And your LUMP PRINTER is used for making DEPLOYABLES like the GLASS CANNON, and TURRETS, and AUTO HEALERS and shit. You're fond of making robots with it. You're terrible at it, but fond nonetheless.
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Old 05-08-2019, 11:34 PM
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Go get suited up!!
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Old 05-09-2019, 02:38 PM
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wow! CAPY BARFA can be upgraded!
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Old 05-09-2019, 11:53 PM
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RT: Suit up.

You grab the GLASS CANNON and proceed.




convo
RT: So what're we dealing with here?
JL: big bad duder made outta lumps, nasty


You enter your ROOM. There's your AIR MATTRESS, you like it better than one with springs.


You see your ARMOIRE and your GUNSAFE. You are quite fond of CRAFTING and SHOOTING GUNS. Not, like, redneck gun-owner, think that one guy who liked guns and came up with ballistic tracking. Your modus operandi involves using rifles, pistols, revolvers, shotguns, the like. As long as it SHOOTS REAL GOOD.

You have quite a few guns, too many to list, so you just decide to take your MOSSY RIFLE. Its bullets grow moss on the enemy which drains its energy and siphons it to you.

Somehow.

Armor is an entirely different matter. You like to make many different kinds of armor, but based on JL's description, you should probably take your SMASH RESISTANT armor - it's highly likely a giant cyclops thing would use that DAMAGE TYPE.

You'll get dressed later. You want to have a super badass reveal don't like moving around with your armor on, it can be a bit heavy when not INVENTORIED.



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Old 05-10-2019, 01:04 AM
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Old 05-11-2019, 02:43 AM
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RT: Go smash some face with mossy gun
Hold it. You hear... something.

Better be real careful.

You hide behind a corner and start quietly humming the mission impossble theme.



Hmmm... sounds like...

YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.



A RAMPANT CRABBOY. Just as you thought.



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Old 05-11-2019, 03:50 AM
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smack it with your gun!
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Old 05-12-2019, 12:38 AM
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RT: Smack it with your gun.

You do not have the SMACK action! Your current ATTACK ACTION is SHOOT.


So you do that instead.





You take a potshot with your MOSSY GUN.

















Cool. You turned him to ash.


You gain no levels. Stronger monsters must be fought to gain any EXPERIENCE.


Even though you're pretty sure that guy was pretty damn strong. Well, you've been HUNTING COLOSSAL GAME for a while.

Monsters usually don't exist, though. Hm. You totally thought JL was joking about that.

The monster dropped a CRABBOY HAT.
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Old 05-12-2019, 01:19 AM
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take the hat and put it on. we need to look stylish for this fight.
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Old 05-12-2019, 01:37 AM
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RT: Don Ye Hat



What? You're not gonna see it before the battle. Gotta save them reveals, see.


Speaking of you should really make sure your neighbor doesn't die, he still owes you like $20.
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Old 05-12-2019, 01:44 AM
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alright let's probably go fight the thing I guess
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Old 05-12-2019, 02:42 AM
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RT: SUPER SHOOTOUT: HIGH NOON

You decide to get on with it and finally get your pal out of danger.












convo



RT: Pack 'em, bag 'em.


CYCLOPS dropped a MEGALUMP EYE.

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Old 05-12-2019, 03:23 AM
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pick up the eye!

did we gain any experience or was this dude not strong either
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Old 05-13-2019, 04:39 PM
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RT: Get eye



convo
RT: yoink




convo
RT: is this thing yours?
JL: yeah his name is capybarfa
RT: interesting name




convo
RT: Let me get you down from there, pal.






convo
RT: That guy was pretty tough. I actually got a little bit of experience from 'em.
JL: so uhhhhhhh thanks i guess.
RT: Come outside. I need to show you something.



RT leaves the foyer to go outside with the eye.
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Old 05-13-2019, 11:36 PM
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